Timbo's Terrible Tales

T.B wrote:can I just say he keeps going on that I am really quiet in 'real life' but I do not have ANY shit like this in my closet my dear.

WHAAAT???

What is this shit?

I said yesterday that nothing surprises me with Tim, but it was slight fib. He has some proper good shit in his closet.

Sherrers wrote:Right.

If it's like that then...

The woman in the middle looking to her left... not... surely not ...Valerie Singleton??

Every time I come on here I get more shocked (and entertained).

Bravo!

fuck me. I was giving it the big one saying I knew all about it but this all new to me I just thought it was a few pranks on Blue Peter!

RvZ wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Right.

If it's like that then...

Burt Kwouk?

Barry McGuigan??

Linford Christie???

Zodiac

What...Where....why??

I know. Mt thoughts exactly.

Is it Valerie Singleton?? Did she not pass away a while back?

i have no words

Sherrers wrote:Me and Zodiac from Gladiators.

not many can say that line and carry it off

Valerie Singleton. Really well spotted! You didn't get them awards for shagging the boss did you RvZ

There were more 'slebz there that day and the one I got on best with (apart from Zodiac, but she just liked my bike) was Hufty from The Word. Yeah. Hufty. We exchanged numbers and everything. Truefax.

Belly laughs at Hufty.

We were the two fish out of water. It was a siege mentality that brought us together.

weren't you in some films? (nudge poke)

T.B wrote:

weren't you in some films? (nudge poke)

oo! oo! spoken of... yet never revealed.



until now?

*prays*

Sherrers wrote:Valerie Singleton. Really well spotted! You didn't get them awards for shagging the boss did you RvZ

I did as it happens.

Hang on, can we go back to the bit where Tim admitted he was in Starlight Express? I didn't even know you could rollerskate.

I've been rollerskating with him. Factoid.

come on come on we are on a roll here don't let me down timmy!

RvZ wrote:come on come on we are on a roll here don't let me down timmy!

What he said.

The trouble is twofold. I am happy to be a prat for laughs but I mainly have press clippings so I look more of a twat than is really healthy.

The other is I never really take photos. Never owned a camera. So a lot of stuff is missing.

I'll try dig out the exceptions to the rule, I remember I was bang into them disposable cameras for a bit.

I'm old. A lot of it happened a looong time ago you know.

Bishop wrote:

RvZ wrote:come on come on we are on a roll here don't let me down timmy!

What he said.

You can shush you part timer

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop wrote:

RvZ wrote:come on come on we are on a roll here don't let me down timmy!

What he said.

You can shush you part timer

You sir, are mistaken.

I am.

As you were

Sherrers wrote:The trouble is twofold. I am happy to be a prat for laughs but I mainly have press clippings so I look more of a twat than is really healthy.

The other is I never really take photos. Never owned a camera. So a lot of stuff is missing.

I'll try dig out the exceptions to the rule, I remember I was bang into them disposable cameras for a bit.

I'm old. A lot of it happened a looong time ago you know.

Never owned a camera? Has your new smartphone got a camera?

Broadhead wrote:

Belly laughs at Hufty.

me also

one of the first films I worked for was this.

it is AWFUL. REALLY bad I have loads of stories about it but I am going mental trying to find the pics...

please... continue

i do (PLEASE) hope the long pause is the finding of the pics

ah yes.

I've compiled a few. I was Heinrich's stand in. You can tell it's me in the workshop with the ace jumper right?

Sherrers wrote:ah yes.

I've compiled a few. I was Heinrich's stand in. You can tell it's me in the workshop with the ace jumper right?

Ace.

The only thing I have starred in was the Haven holiday brochure, coming down a waterslide on a campsite in Berwick upon Tweed.

It was really frustrating, as Rawhead in his locker looks more scary and real than their attempts to make him so on film.

No one listened. I was a mere YTS lad with big ideas and a small measure of modesty ability.

Extremely modest. My ability was to have an Equity card and not mind wearing 120lb of rubber all day and night. I couldn't see out of it so I don't remember much. Not in visual terms anyway. This was... 1985?

Feel the showbiz

Bishop wrote:
Ace.

The only thing I have starred in was the Haven holiday brochure, coming down a waterslide on a campsite in Berwick upon Tweed.

pic

immediately