Timbo's Terrible Tales

I can't say if the hours silence on here is a stunned silence or what.

Has it been a whole hour?

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop wrote:
Ace.

The only thing I have starred in was the Haven holiday brochure, coming down a waterslide on a campsite in Berwick upon Tweed.

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immediately

Get that bad boy up on your thread Bishop!

T.B wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop wrote:
Ace.

The only thing I have starred in was the Haven holiday brochure, coming down a waterslide on a campsite in Berwick upon Tweed.

pic

immediately

Get that bad boy up on your thread Bishop!

*looks at calendar*

Sherrers wrote:

T.B wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop wrote:
Ace.

The only thing I have starred in was the Haven holiday brochure, coming down a waterslide on a campsite in Berwick upon Tweed.

pic

immediately

Get that bad boy up on your thread Bishop!

*looks at calendar*

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

T.B wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop wrote:
Ace.

The only thing I have starred in was the Haven holiday brochure, coming down a waterslide on a campsite in Berwick upon Tweed.

pic

immediately

Get that bad boy up on your thread Bishop!

*looks at calendar*

I do not just have access to this shit whilst at work you picture hungry mob.

Bloody hell it's a madhouse on here.

What the fuck is afoot?

Sheridan's This Is Your Life??

What a weirdo

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Bloody hell it's a madhouse on here.

What the fuck is afoot?

In your case? a dangly thing for running away with on the end of aleg.

Sherrers wrote:one of the first films I worked for was this.

it is AWFUL. REALLY bad I have loads of stories about it but I am going mental trying to find the pics...

Hahahaha. When we were kids Rawhead Rex was a staple sleepover movie. Used to laugh our tiny pre pubescent nobs off at the awful story line and effects.

I've never seen it. I'm pretty sure it went straight to video.

I feel a strange serendipity is happening that I partially used to scare you as a child.

Sherrers wrote:I've never seen it. I'm pretty sure it went straight to video.

I feel a strange serendipity is happening that I partially used to scare you as a child.

It did go straight to video, and it was in one of those massive VHS boxes. We used to rent it out for about 50p for the weekend.

Basically whatever I do ends up a bargain really very quickly.

I just need to admit it.

I am J.R Hartley.

Sherrers wrote:Basically whatever I do ends up a bargain really very quickly.

I just need to admit it.

I am J.R Hartley.

I think his fly fishing book was vintage though. Vintage is a word which will never be associated with 'Rawhead Rex'

If I remember correctly the opening scene was him (I'm assuming Rex was male) trashing a church and eating the congregation. How did this fit with your Catholic upbringing?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091829/

How did someone with a name like 'Heinrich von Schellendorf' end up in a budget Irish horror flick?

Also pissing on a priest.

Going through Irish customs on the way to Wicklow as the YTS idiot the crew gave me a package to take through customs. I'm not as thick as this story makes out as we did actually use a lot of condoms in animatronics as belts for servos etc.

But the fuckers gave me a wholesale box to take through. I genuinely didn't click. I was young.

The custom guy looks at the box, looks at me and goes :

"Business or pleasure Sir?"

I mentioned in the earlier post I stood in for Heinrich for all the boring bits (99% of films is boring bits).

He got in it because he was over 7 foot tall.

Hahahaha, I forgot the pissing on the priest bit.

You've just gone up about 10 levels on my cool-o-meter.

Fucking hell, rawhead rex nearly gurns as much as bish does on a trip to london.

to be fair though his job description of sort of scaring people and eating them does kind of include the odd gurn.

Bishop as a conveyance lawyer? not so much

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Hahahaha, I forgot the pissing on the priest bit.

You've just gone up about 10 levels on my cool-o-meter.

and I was already pret-ty cool right? RIGHT?

Sherrers wrote:Basically whatever I do ends up a bargain really very quickly.

I just need to admit it.

I am J.R Hartley.

JR Ackerly and his dog Tulip, more like.

because i don't know who that is I'm going to take that as a HUGE compliment

.

is it too much to ask for some more??

T.B wrote:is it too much to ask for some more??

In the words of Luther Vandross, it's never too much.

"nevertoomuchnevertoomuchnevertoomuch"

Sherrers wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Hahahaha, I forgot the pissing on the priest bit.

You've just gone up about 10 levels on my cool-o-meter.

and I was already pret-ty cool right? RIGHT?

Massively

T.B wrote:is it too much to ask for some more??

it is a bit but I'll try

you have to do something in your thread however

but timmy i'm SPENT

hahaha

oh I'm SOOO tired

*throws hand over forehead*