T.B's Vogue Ball

Broadhead wrote:Excuse me Miss, could you explain to me why young ladies have started wearing shorts, usually denim, so short and tight that they look like they are trying to slice their own fannys off?

T.B wrote:
"Hello? Is that dial-a-style? Good. Can you make me look like a sad tranny monkey waiting to be experimented on please? Oh ta."

Sherrers wrote:I think you'd have to go quite far, possibly off the map, past the internet and into a very strange magazine from the 50's.

T.B wrote:I'm so relieved I thought I'd gone too far for Daddy.

T.B wrote:oh! does she live in Sydney?

I was staying with the boys from DTPM . a VERY gay time was had.

T.B wrote: we went

but my friend works at Tank

bigdaddy wrote:

T.B wrote: we went

but my friend works at Tank

For those who aren't familiar with the taxi club, it's Sydney's version of Blyth - notoriously the place truckers go to pick up trannies.

It is fun.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

bigdaddy wrote:

T.B wrote: we went

but my friend works at Tank

For those who aren't familiar with the taxi club, it's Sydney's version of Blyth - notoriously the place truckers go to pick up trannies.

It is fun.

Bish, does Blyth have a trannie?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:What happened to that Subo look-a-like?

T.B wrote:It was Australian Fashion Week in Sydney recently. Well it was in May but it takes so blimmin longtime to get there and back, I get grey hairs just thinking about it. ANYWAY PILGRIMZ I know what you are saying it's all "Australianz?? FASHION?? are you a mental?"

Well Duh yeah Australians are people too. I've seen diagrams. They don't have black people in Australia. I've looked. But the Australians I met were definitely pasty human type and as such have the RIGHT TO WERQ.

The trouble with over there is everything that we think is scary and massive is actually tiny and rubbish. Like insects or our country. For example (and don't be scared) this is not a GIANT TARANTOOLAR eating a drunk old dear it's actually just a hat.


I knoooow!

Now OBVIOUSLY I got backstage. In fact I don't even know what a frontstage is. The trouble with being around loony proper FASH is there is so much bonkerz daftness you can miss stuff that is actually good. Unless you are a professional like what I am.

EXHIBIT A.
So you'd be forgiven for going "Oh yeah right, turquoise minnie moon mouse. Seeen it, DUNNIT." but no. An expert eye ALWAYS checks out the shoes. It's the only way you can tell if you are dealing with a pro WERQING HARD or a silly Japanese person.






Now obviously being close to Asia you'd think there would be a heavy asian influence. But there isn't really. But then again with FASH in general you'd think being close to earth there'd be an influence but it turns out earth doesn't have a lot of say in things. I've mentioned before that LARGE PRINT (fabrics not big letters in books for spazzez) on the MAXI is H.O.Tea ? Turns out I was right. What I wasn't expecting was ending up looking like a game of Ker-plunk played with Ganesha. Or a cowgirl geisha in Wonkaland.


Now it being a fashion week there was all sort of loonz. In fact more than even I can manage. But my standout moments were :

EXHIBIT B.
"Double Nailz AKA SACK THE MANICURIST" What the Dubbleya effin Tea Eff is going on ere?? I've died and come back as a very stunned person. You can't sell me this concept. It's like telling me a wig worn wrong like a baseball cap on backwards is working. LARGE FAIL





I just LURVE watching FASH reeeeching for something "different". Considering what has come before YOU HAVE A JOB ON. Look at this poor creature. I mean on the left, PUHLEEASE.
"Hello? Is that dial-a-style? Good. Can you make me look like a sad tranny monkey waiting to be experimented on please? Oh ta." Red hair Oh yes WERQZ!! Stick on cartoon surprise-brows? Negatory good buddy.





In the end though I liked Australia even if I was the only black person there. I like it because they do THIS and nobody laughs.

tanit wrote:I just don't know how to straddle the line between spring and summer

Sherrers wrote:

tanit wrote:I just don't know how to straddle the line between spring and summer

I'm having a lot of difficulty here. I have far too many black socks and not enough light ones

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I have various colours of socks. I like to coordinate