Danny Rampling's Positive Mental Energy Thread

You'll like go home and start hearing dubstep blasting out and turn your key and she'll be there in one of them velcro skydiving suits launching herself at the wall and all the rooms are floor to ceiling with inflatables and there are 7 knackered dwarves in the kitchen and one of them goes 'thank fuck the next clown is here, last one had a cardiac. You can get changed in there.'

I BEG YOUR PARDON!? I HAPPEN TO LIVE HERE

"great, here's our invoice"

Sherrers wrote:You'll like go home and start hearing dubstep blasting out and turn your key and she'll be there in one of them velcro skydiving suits launching herself at the wall and all the rooms are floor to ceiling with inflatables and there are 7 knackered dwarves in the kitchen and one of them goes 'thank fuck the next clown is here, last one had a cardiac. You can get changed in there.'

I BEG YOUR PARDON!? I HAPPEN TO LIVE HERE

"great, here's our invoice"

Sherrers wrote:You'll like go home and start hearing dubstep blasting out and turn your key and she'll be there in one of them velcro skydiving suits launching herself at the wall and all the rooms are floor to ceiling with inflatables and there are 7 knackered dwarves in the kitchen and one of them goes 'thank fuck the next clown is here, last one had a cardiac. You can get changed in there.'

I BEG YOUR PARDON!? I HAPPEN TO LIVE HERE

"great, here's our invoice"

You've soon got her figured out.

I bet Ballz has seriously considered his wife is having bonkerz kidz parties while he is at work. Just for a millisecond

T.B wrote:I bet Ballz has seriously considered his wife is having bonkerz kidz parties while he is at work. Just for a millisecond

She phones me at work with all her mundane tales of what she's been up to (gym, shopping, various household chores). I have always wondered if this was cover for the real goings on.

Gets back one day and sees just a strand of silly string on the coving....

If she was up to anything she'd get plusses from me for use of silly string.

Sherrers wrote:Gets back one day and sees just a strand of silly string on the coving....

fucking hell not custard pies for tea again!?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

That is truley brilliant!!

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Gets back one day and sees just a strand of silly string on the coving....

fucking hell not custard pies for tea again!?

haha

just had our team meeting in the nation of shopkeepers courtyard, meetings go so much quicker in the sun

wookie wrote:just had our team meeting in the nation of shopkeepers courtyard, meetings go so much quicker in the sun

And it's amazing how much less you take in. Did you grab a quick pint as well? Be rude not to really.

Broadhead wrote:

wookie wrote:just had our team meeting in the nation of shopkeepers courtyard, meetings go so much quicker in the sun

And it's amazing how much less you take in. Did you grab a quick pint as well? Be rude not to really.

no mate, our big boss came, so soft drinks only, which he paid for, but he's happy for us to keep doing them there if its nice, so next one i'll get a pint.

Despite having the day from hell and my gym plans going out the window, I am off home, out for a run, and then out for some food with the good lady. Might throw a few brews into the mix aswell.

Bishop wrote:Despite having the day from hell and my gym plans going out the window, I am off home, out for a run, and then out for some food with the good lady. Might throw a few brews into the mix aswell.

My day has also ended well. Invited to a BBQ but too poor to attend, i have now been bought beer, food and will be given my taxi fare home. Lovely stuff.

Payday in the morning too. Great week so far.

Broadhead wrote:

Bishop wrote:Despite having the day from hell and my gym plans going out the window, I am off home, out for a run, and then out for some food with the good lady. Might throw a few brews into the mix aswell.

My day has also ended well. Invited to a BBQ but too poor to attend, i have now been bought beer, food and will be given my taxi fare home. Lovely stuff.

Payday in the morning too. Great week so far.

spoilt rotten.

I have been paid. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

I've just had a mosey to the shops on my lunch, something i never usually do. Jesus, there were some right sights. Some were appalling. Some were incredible. REALLY incredible.

I love this weather

Broadhead wrote:I've just had a mosey to the shops on my lunch, something i never usually do. Jesus, there were some right sights. Some were appalling. Some were incredible. REALLY incredible.

I love this weather

I managed to do almost an entire day outside and i didn't get sunburn apart from my right hand. This pleases me no end, i no longer look like Casper the unfriendly ghost and have a bit of colour. Lovely stuff.

Broadhead wrote:I managed to do almost an entire day outside and i didn't get sunburn apart from my right hand. This pleases me no end, i no longer look like Casper the unfriendly ghost and have a bit of colour. Lovely stuff.

I hope the sunburn on your right hand hasn't hindered you.

I'd give me right arm to be ambidextrous etc

If people ask say you got a burnt right hand due to self-shading.

fig 1.



Not from Facepalm
Fig 2.



Don't say you got it saluting as only septics show the backs of their hand to the sun. The chap on the right is correct and proper. The one on the left is clearly an idiot.
Fig 3.

got the whole of next week off

Has Prometheus started? I am surprised there has not been a review yet.

Is it not out Friday?

bigdaddy wrote:Has Prometheus started? I am surprised there has not been a review yet.

tomorrow in london

i am seriously considering being late for the RvZ's wedding and catching the midday showing in 3D

Sherrers wrote:

bigdaddy wrote:Has Prometheus started? I am surprised there has not been a review yet.

tomorrow in london

i am seriously considering being late for the RvZ's wedding and catching the midday showing in 3D

OoooooooooOoooooooooh.....Timmy!!!!