Larry Levan's Weekend Plans.

I can feel my stomach lining disintegrating

Broadhead wrote:None of the above. 8/12 x Cans of Red Stripe, 2 bags of ice, a sturdy bag for life to put the ice in and TA-DA, cold cans.

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Broadhead wrote:None of the above. 8/12 x Cans of Red Stripe, 2 bags of ice, a sturdy bag for life to put the ice in and TA-DA, cold cans.

That's a good afternoon session right there. Be wobbling home after that.

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:None of the above. 8/12 x Cans of Red Stripe, 2 bags of ice, a sturdy bag for life to put the ice in and TA-DA, cold cans.

top tips from a experienced park drinker

This is not something i have ever done. It's just something i am going to do.

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:None of the above. 8/12 x Cans of Red Stripe, 2 bags of ice, a sturdy bag for life to put the ice in and TA-DA, cold cans.

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Broadhead wrote:

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:None of the above. 8/12 x Cans of Red Stripe, 2 bags of ice, a sturdy bag for life to put the ice in and TA-DA, cold cans.

top tips from a experienced park drinker

This is not something i have ever done. It's just something i am going to do.

i thought you would of learnt your trade in the mean streets of wakey

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:None of the above. 8/12 x Cans of Red Stripe, 2 bags of ice, a sturdy bag for life to put the ice in and TA-DA, cold cans.

top tips from a experienced park drinker

This is not something i have ever done. It's just something i am going to do.

i thought you would of learnt your trade in the mean streets of wakey

I'm the teacher, not the pupil

No cooler boxes required on the mean streets of Wakey. You just steal a fresh can from the fridge in the shop each time you finish one.

blimey hell, you bunch of compos

HELLO RUSTY STARFISH

I might drink Red wine instead, saves on the pissing about with ice.

Just take shitloads of whizz.

ha ha ha haaa

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Just take shitloads of whizz.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Just take shitloads of whizz.

I can see the Daily Mail headline right now.......

He's already been in one of the Sunday Tabloids in the 1980s as

WACKY PORN LANDLORD

factoid

Sherrers wrote:He's already been in one of the Sunday Tabloids in the 1980s as

WACKY PORN LANDLORD

factoid

Elaborate please.

Sherrers wrote:He's already been in one of the Sunday Tabloids in the 1980s as

WACKY PORN LANDLORD

factoid

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:He's already been in one of the Sunday Tabloids in the 1980s as

WACKY PORN LANDLORD

factoid

Elaborate please.

I wish I could get him to scan the full double page spread. In reality it wasn't anything too mental it was something to do with The Fav showing unlicensed sports and when the 'journalist' came to accuse Rog he said "that's nothing!" and put loads of porn on all the big screens as a large fuck off.

Consequently they did their best to make it look as awful as possible and Wacky Porn Landlord was born. Pics of Rog looking demented etc

Sherrers wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:He's already been in one of the Sunday Tabloids in the 1980s as

WACKY PORN LANDLORD

factoid

Elaborate please.

I wish I could get him to scan the full double page spread. In reality it wasn't anything too mental it was something to do with The Fav showing unlicensed sports and when the 'journalist' came to accuse Rog he said "that's nothing!" and put loads of porn on all the big screens as a large fuck off.

Consequently they did their best to make it look as awful as possible and Wacky Porn Landlord was born. Pics of Rog looking demented etc

brilliant.

Agreed.

That's brilliant.

Scotland bound -

And thats the first three hours!!

Friday - No booze. Maybe a bit of shopping at the horrendous White Rose centre. I need some new footwear and probably some headwear too. I also need some sunglasses but it's hard to find any that look right on my egg shaped head.

Saturday - Up early, eat healthy breakfast. Ok, most likely eat a full English in Rothwell Park cafe. Keep eye out for signs of dogging. Meet gorgeous girl, go to some sort of park, drink lots with said girl. Maybe a BBQ at her house later on though this isn't confirmed as happening as yet. Either way, be very drunk and sunburnt.

Sunday - Apply after sun, lay still for a while. Drink more.

I cannot wait for this weekend

Broadhead wrote:Friday - No booze. Maybe a bit of shopping at the horrendous White Rose centre. I need some new footwear and probably some headwear too. I also need some sunglasses but it's hard to find any that look right on my egg shaped head.

Saturday - Up early, eat healthy breakfast. Ok, most likely eat a full English in Rothwell Park cafe. Keep eye out for signs of dogging. Meet gorgeous girl, go to some sort of park, drink lots with said girl. Maybe a BBQ at her house later on though this isn't confirmed as happening as yet. Either way, be very drunk and sunburnt.

Sunday - Apply after sun, lay still for a while. Drink more.

I cannot wait for this weekend

Is this a tops off date or strictly mates?



This weekend:

Friday - Hope baby arrives, if not then a few shandys in the local

Saturday - Hope baby arrives if not then possibly playing at Harewood House Game Fair

Sunday - as saturday.

No boozing for me this weekend.

Bishop wrote:

Broadhead wrote:Friday - No booze. Maybe a bit of shopping at the horrendous White Rose centre. I need some new footwear and probably some headwear too. I also need some sunglasses but it's hard to find any that look right on my egg shaped head.

Saturday - Up early, eat healthy breakfast. Ok, most likely eat a full English in Rothwell Park cafe. Keep eye out for signs of dogging. Meet gorgeous girl, go to some sort of park, drink lots with said girl. Maybe a BBQ at her house later on though this isn't confirmed as happening as yet. Either way, be very drunk and sunburnt.

Sunday - Apply after sun, lay still for a while. Drink more.

I cannot wait for this weekend

Is this a tops off date or strictly mates?



This weekend:

Friday - Hope baby arrives, if not then a few shandys in the local

Saturday - Hope baby arrives if not then possibly playing at Harewood House Game Fair

Sunday - as saturday.

No boozing for me this weekend.

Good luck mate, hopefully baby will make an appearance sometime soon. I bet Gem is hating the weather right now.

It's a date. Way, way, waaaaay out of my league. I don't expect a second one but i shall enjoy this one

Broadhead wrote:Friday - No booze. Maybe a bit of shopping at the horrendous White Rose centre. I need some new footwear and probably some headwear too. I also need some sunglasses but it's hard to find any that look right on my egg shaped head.

Saturday - Up early, eat healthy breakfast. Ok, most likely eat a full English in Rothwell Park cafe. Keep eye out for signs of dogging. Meet gorgeous girl, go to some sort of park, drink lots with said girl. Maybe a BBQ at her house later on though this isn't confirmed as happening as yet. Either way, be very drunk and sunburnt.

Sunday - Apply after sun, lay still for a while. Drink more.

I cannot wait for this weekend

are you still going kirkstall abbey? i need to know as it's for some spying i plan to do.

Broadhead wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Broadhead wrote:Friday - No booze. Maybe a bit of shopping at the horrendous White Rose centre. I need some new footwear and probably some headwear too. I also need some sunglasses but it's hard to find any that look right on my egg shaped head.

Saturday - Up early, eat healthy breakfast. Ok, most likely eat a full English in Rothwell Park cafe. Keep eye out for signs of dogging. Meet gorgeous girl, go to some sort of park, drink lots with said girl. Maybe a BBQ at her house later on though this isn't confirmed as happening as yet. Either way, be very drunk and sunburnt.

Sunday - Apply after sun, lay still for a while. Drink more.

I cannot wait for this weekend

Is this a tops off date or strictly mates?



This weekend:

Friday - Hope baby arrives, if not then a few shandys in the local

Saturday - Hope baby arrives if not then possibly playing at Harewood House Game Fair

Sunday - as saturday.

No boozing for me this weekend.

Good luck mate, hopefully baby will make an appearance sometime soon. I bet Gem is hating the weather right now.

It's a date. Way, way, waaaaay out of my league. I don't expect a second one but i shall enjoy this one

Cheers. Yeah she is not impressed. She has just text saying she cant fit her feet in any of her shoes. My suggestion of cutting holes in her best ones did not go down well. I was called a few choice names.

Look at you Scott "studmuffin" Broadhead, dating hot girls since 2012.

I hope it goes well mate.

Bishop wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Broadhead wrote:Friday - No booze. Maybe a bit of shopping at the horrendous White Rose centre. I need some new footwear and probably some headwear too. I also need some sunglasses but it's hard to find any that look right on my egg shaped head.

Saturday - Up early, eat healthy breakfast. Ok, most likely eat a full English in Rothwell Park cafe. Keep eye out for signs of dogging. Meet gorgeous girl, go to some sort of park, drink lots with said girl. Maybe a BBQ at her house later on though this isn't confirmed as happening as yet. Either way, be very drunk and sunburnt.

Sunday - Apply after sun, lay still for a while. Drink more.

I cannot wait for this weekend

Is this a tops off date or strictly mates?



This weekend:

Friday - Hope baby arrives, if not then a few shandys in the local

Saturday - Hope baby arrives if not then possibly playing at Harewood House Game Fair

Sunday - as saturday.

No boozing for me this weekend.

Good luck mate, hopefully baby will make an appearance sometime soon. I bet Gem is hating the weather right now.

It's a date. Way, way, waaaaay out of my league. I don't expect a second one but i shall enjoy this one

Cheers. Yeah she is not impressed. She has just text saying she cant fit her feet in any of her shoes. My suggestion of cutting holes in her best ones did not go down well. I was called a few choice names.

Look at you Scott "studmuffin" Broadhead, dating hot girls since 2012.

I hope it goes well mate.

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:Friday - No booze. Maybe a bit of shopping at the horrendous White Rose centre. I need some new footwear and probably some headwear too. I also need some sunglasses but it's hard to find any that look right on my egg shaped head.

Saturday - Up early, eat healthy breakfast. Ok, most likely eat a full English in Rothwell Park cafe. Keep eye out for signs of dogging. Meet gorgeous girl, go to some sort of park, drink lots with said girl. Maybe a BBQ at her house later on though this isn't confirmed as happening as yet. Either way, be very drunk and sunburnt.

Sunday - Apply after sun, lay still for a while. Drink more.

I cannot wait for this weekend

are you still going kirkstall abbey? i need to know as it's for some spying i plan to do.