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    Post  Sherrers Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:07 am

    You go out to the shops on tuesday and have to get a taxi back

    Then "have a lie down"


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    Post  Ye Olde Rog Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:20 am

    1.
    ...You get a text from your wingman on Monday night saying "I'm still awake, you have poisoned me you twat!" despite having gone out of your way to drive him to the station on Sunday afternoon.

    2.
    ...You find out the slapper you had arranged to meet turned up ten minutes after you embarked on aforesaid selfless deed from useless wingman.

    3.
    ...You actually help the idiotic ket-head promoter open the confiscated drug safe despite it being on camera

    4.
    ... You find out after all this a Lawyer in a Tweed suit and an army of rustic loons had a better time than you Wink
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    Post  Bishop Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:22 am

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

    Fucking brilliant.

    Get a new wingman Roger. Wink
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:30 am

    I can't. He's the only one who truly knows where the bodies are hidden.

    Plus he'd bar me from here.


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    Post  Jnr DJ Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:09 am

    .... you thought you'd been robbed but everything 'stolen' is on the little table by the front door when you get in.

    *de-cancels cards unsuccessfully*
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:31 pm

    Ye Olde Rog wrote:1.
    ...You get a text from your wingman on Monday night saying "I'm still awake, you have poisoned me you twat!" despite having gone out of your way to drive him to the station on Sunday afternoon.

    2.
    ...You find out the slapper you had arranged to meet turned up ten minutes after you embarked on aforesaid selfless deed from useless wingman.

    3.
    ...You actually help the idiotic ket-head promoter open the confiscated drug safe despite it being on camera

    4.
    ... You find out after all this a Lawyer in a Tweed suit and an army of rustic loons had a better time than you Wink

    Any prizes for guessing identity of said wingman/promoter?
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    Post  shAdy Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:18 pm

    MarkD77 wrote:
    Ye Olde Rog wrote:1.
    ...You get a text from your wingman on Monday night saying "I'm still awake, you have poisoned me you twat!" despite having gone out of your way to drive him to the station on Sunday afternoon.

    2.
    ...You find out the slapper you had arranged to meet turned up ten minutes after you embarked on aforesaid selfless deed from useless wingman.

    3.
    ...You actually help the idiotic ket-head promoter open the confiscated drug safe despite it being on camera

    4.
    ... You find out after all this a Lawyer in a Tweed suit and an army of rustic loons had a better time than you Wink

    Any prizes for guessing identity of said wingman/promoter?

    I don't think it's worthy of a prize.

    If you'd never been out in Leeds or had actually stumbled onto here by accident (and you had an IQ of 7) then maybe it would warrant a prize... I'm just surprised that you have a safe - surely, the items in question don't normally last long enough to justify it, as in this case...


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    Post  Ben Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:07 pm

    Great stuff. Was a quality weekend. I saw Rog for all of two min before he went running off. Not sure what I said as it was quite late on at that stage. You Know You Went Too Far At The Weekend When.... Icon_biggrin
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    Post  T.B Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:59 pm

    You know you've overdone it when...

    ...you wake up with the stark realisation that you failed to put the Calypsos in the freezer!


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    Post  Broadhead Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:13 pm

    Laughing

    I'm still chuckling about that.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:41 pm

    Token Bird wrote:You know you've overdone it when...

    ...you wake up with the stark realisation that you failed to put the Calypsos in the freezer!


    pale

    and have a dib dab at the side of the bed.
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    Post  Bishop Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:44 pm

    MarkD77 wrote:
    Token Bird wrote:You know you've overdone it when...

    ...you wake up with the stark realisation that you failed to put the Calypsos in the freezer!


    pale

    and have a dib dab at the side of the bed.

    With the lolly still in the bag and the sherbert missing and a sore nose.
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    Post  Sherrers Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:16 am

    MarkD77 wrote:
    Ye Olde Rog wrote:1.
    ...You get a text from your wingman on Monday night saying "I'm still awake, you have poisoned me you twat!" despite having gone out of your way to drive him to the station on Sunday afternoon.

    2.
    ...You find out the slapper you had arranged to meet turned up ten minutes after you embarked on aforesaid selfless deed from useless wingman.

    3.
    ...You actually help the idiotic ket-head promoter open the confiscated drug safe despite it being on camera

    4.
    ... You find out after all this a Lawyer in a Tweed suit and an army of rustic loons had a better time than you Wink

    Any prizes for guessing identity of said wingman/promoter?

    They are actually 2 completely separate nitwits.

    I have had some lows in my life but fashioning a 'fishing rod' out of wire and making a sticky 'hook' out of gaffa tape and wiggling it about for hours is not one of them.

    Watching the security footage of it is brilliant though!
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    Post  crang Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:24 am

    You wake up on a fishing boat in the middle of the Arabian sea

    The presence of a large toad in your shower/toilet room dosent worry you anymore

    A mad englishman you befriended the night before called paul, serenades you outside your beach shack at 7.30am in the morning with a mouth organ and a whistle,whilst talking to birds loudly drunken
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    Post  shAdy Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:48 am

    crang wrote:You wake up on a fishing boat in the middle of the Arabian sea

    The presence of a large toad in your shower/toilet room dosent worry you anymore

    A mad englishman you befriended the night before called paul, serenades you outside your beach shack at 7.30am in the morning with a mouth organ and a whistle,whilst talking to birds loudly drunken

    Aaaah, that'll be the Goan effect... Great days...
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    Post  Sherrers Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:32 pm

    That's happened to me and I was in Bradford the day before.

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    Post  Sherrers Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:16 pm

    You know you've overdone it at the weekend when...

    ... your body is taken, wrapped in cloth and ceremonial oils and after 3 days you roll away the stone and come blinking into the sunlight and you feel too rough to destroy the Temple and rebuild it but hey! that's carpentry!



    sorry.

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