You go out to the shops on tuesday and have to get a taxi back
Then "have a lie down"
Then "have a lie down"
Ye Olde Rog wrote:1.
...You get a text from your wingman on Monday night saying "I'm still awake, you have poisoned me you twat!" despite having gone out of your way to drive him to the station on Sunday afternoon.
2.
...You find out the slapper you had arranged to meet turned up ten minutes after you embarked on aforesaid selfless deed from useless wingman.
3.
...You actually help the idiotic ket-head promoter open the confiscated drug safe despite it being on camera
4.
... You find out after all this a Lawyer in a Tweed suit and an army of rustic loons had a better time than you
MarkD77 wrote:Ye Olde Rog wrote:1.
...You get a text from your wingman on Monday night saying "I'm still awake, you have poisoned me you twat!" despite having gone out of your way to drive him to the station on Sunday afternoon.
2.
...You find out the slapper you had arranged to meet turned up ten minutes after you embarked on aforesaid selfless deed from useless wingman.
3.
...You actually help the idiotic ket-head promoter open the confiscated drug safe despite it being on camera
4.
... You find out after all this a Lawyer in a Tweed suit and an army of rustic loons had a better time than you
Any prizes for guessing identity of said wingman/promoter?
Token Bird wrote:You know you've overdone it when...
...you wake up with the stark realisation that you failed to put the Calypsos in the freezer!
MarkD77 wrote:Token Bird wrote:You know you've overdone it when...
...you wake up with the stark realisation that you failed to put the Calypsos in the freezer!
and have a dib dab at the side of the bed.
MarkD77 wrote:Ye Olde Rog wrote:1.
...You get a text from your wingman on Monday night saying "I'm still awake, you have poisoned me you twat!" despite having gone out of your way to drive him to the station on Sunday afternoon.
2.
...You find out the slapper you had arranged to meet turned up ten minutes after you embarked on aforesaid selfless deed from useless wingman.
3.
...You actually help the idiotic ket-head promoter open the confiscated drug safe despite it being on camera
4.
... You find out after all this a Lawyer in a Tweed suit and an army of rustic loons had a better time than you
Any prizes for guessing identity of said wingman/promoter?
crang wrote:You wake up on a fishing boat in the middle of the Arabian sea
The presence of a large toad in your shower/toilet room dosent worry you anymore
A mad englishman you befriended the night before called paul, serenades you outside your beach shack at 7.30am in the morning with a mouth organ and a whistle,whilst talking to birds loudly
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