FILM REVIEWS WITH DAVE CLARKE

Welsh wrote:

Is that for each post relating to Battleship?

STOP

Do not blaspheme in this house.

I name you Usil. Which in our language means 'the strength at the base of the pillar'.


Now we fight with knives in our pants.

We watched 'Tucker and Dale vs Evil' yesterday

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1465522/

I'm not a massive spoof fan but this did raise a few laughs. Worth a watch.

wookie wrote:

Sherrers wrote:By Wookie. But he MAY have been kidding.

Mark?

MAaaark?


You know when you thought those fillum posters were really like 1950's films that had been remade... like 'Avatar' with William Shatner and Ava Gardener?

i'm not kidding, it has hasbro on the trailer, ergo based on the board game

sure , Hasbro funded Transformers. they are in the film biz now. I'll be off to see Battleship fo sho

Sherrers wrote:Killer Robots.

Lasers.

Spaceships.



How MANY times do I have to say it!?

Rhianna





Junior is IN

And I thought I was easily pleased

Sherrers wrote:Did you know that the film Black Beauty was actually inspired by Buckaroo?

No way, it was the Goodies who popularised that particular horsey.

bigdaddy wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Did you know that the film Black Beauty was actually inspired by Buckaroo?

No way, it was the Goodies who popularised that particular horsey.

Sounds amazing.

Do we know any songs about amazing horses?

T.B wrote:

bigdaddy wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Did you know that the film Black Beauty was actually inspired by Buckaroo?

No way, it was the Goodies who popularised that particular horsey.

Sounds amazing.

Do we know any songs about amazing horses?

I don't know, TB, do we know any songs about amazing horses?

well it's been a while...

I was wondering which of the remixes you'd pick...

watched this




which deserves every accolade it's got and more


But i've outnerded myself.

Hiring fillums just out at the flicks off iTunes in HD. oof

No physical things involved. No gold cables. No latency. Nothing. Just digi stiffo.

Basically I've been so underusing my fancy telly it's like listening to Pink Floyd via the hi fi medium of a very hoarse tramp shouting an acappella version of all of Dark Side of the Moon at you at welding volume. But from France.

I honestly thought I'd exhausted all methods of chucking money away but I find new ones out almost daily.


Having flu for 3 days in a hotel instead of on your sofa is a monster BTW

T.B wrote:well it's been a while...

AH !

you did that song at my house word for word! and you look like the bloke in it

jon carter wrote:

T.B wrote:well it's been a while...

AH !

you did that song at my house word for word! and you look like the bloke in it

The resemblance is uncanny. I wasn't sure if it was some Sheridan side project.

bigdaddy wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Did you know that the film Black Beauty was actually inspired by Buckaroo?

No way, it was the Goodies who popularised that particular horsey.

Shocking new evidence of the new project ;

Thor = Shit

Gran Turino = Waited way too long to watch this and wasn't disappointed.

The Hunger Games.
It was a good idea but as usual completely ruined by the fact that every single person in it has to be a supermodel. My fave bit is the way the Septics portray future dystopias by dressing people in plain clothes and sprinkling a bit of dust in a careful way on all the poor downtrodden future people with $10,000 teeth and vey clear signs of excellent nutrition and haircare products.

Wrath of the Titans.
Every single person going up to the lady (looked like the manageress) to get a ticket said WRAATH of the titans. She gave me the 3D glasses for nowt for being the only single customer to say Wroth. It looked like it made her day.

It's kak. But great 3D kak. Don't bother on DVD.

I'm surprised the cinema lady knew the correct pronunciation of wrath.

Is hunger games loosely based on Battle Royale or is it a whole new concept?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I'm surprised the cinema lady knew the correct pronunciation of wrath.

Is hunger games loosely based on Battle Royale or is it a whole new concept?

It's exactly the same and it wasn't right original then...

I'm now going to shake that celluloid shit off me shoe by watching some no-holds-barred aceness ;



and then this :

We watched Source Code last night. Sci-Fi time travel (but not) action film with a bit of a social conscience starring Jake Gyllenhall

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0945513/

A decent enough film. Worth a watch.

I also recently watched firefox, enjoyed it but it also re-affirmed my opinion that Clint Eastwood is a shit actor.



Saw source code a few months back, not a bad film but bit weird.

Why oh why didn't they do Firefox Down....great book.

jim_kezzle wrote:I also recently watched firefox, enjoyed it but it also re-affirmed my opinion that Clint Eastwood is a shit actor.

You are something of a non conformist James.

"you might say I have a gift for disaster"

I saw "The House in the Woods."

It's very hard for me to get all the rage into words.

That and 'Hunger Games' basically is America admitting it sacrifices it's children but won't actually stop doing it by warfare.

Maybe I'm reading too much into it. But surely all this pain and emotion doesn't come from losing a tenner?? I mean I know I'm from Yorkshire but...

I now know that Joss Whedon is satan BTW. I always knew, I just needed the evidence.

Sorry it's CABIN in the woods

Watched 'Little Miss Sunshine' on Film 4 the other night. Liked it, worth watching.

Also watched 'Mulholland Drive', proper David Lynch weirdness. Loved it.

Battleship is at the cinema, so I see.

Son of Nod wrote:Battleship is at the cinema, so I see.

If the reviews are anything to go by, then it will be on DVD very shortly.