FILM REVIEWS WITH DAVE CLARKE

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Here's my fruity old ham



He is the KING of the over actors. I really cannot stand to watch him.

He is. Although I have to say he can be great. Leaving Las Vegas for one. But since he started worrying very overtly about his hair loss he's lost it. And so's his Barnet. You could be accused of the bleedin obvious also but why not!

Cage.

FRUITY OLD HAM

How about this fruity old ham.


I for one, cannot watch his films.

Man I tell you Wesley Snipes is the kiss of death for any film.

If Snipes is in it, it will fail.

I nominate Snipes.

This twat



So one dimensional it's unbelievable.

I thought we were looking for'old fruits' of the screen?

I don't know who he is Mark. Is it someone at work you don't like?

Sorry, I just got carried away with shit actors.

Sherrers wrote:I don't know who he is Mark. Is it someone at work you don't like?

You've never seen a Seth Rogan film?

Sherrers wrote:Come on. I know you HATE it when singers are in fillums.

Oh I do. I get very cross.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Sorry, I just got carried away with shit actors.

Don't apologise! it's what this is for.

Son of Nod wrote:I thought we were looking for'old fruits' of the screen?

Noddy it doesn't matter how old they are it's just a figure of speech. Any bad actor will do.

Try not to be too obvious Pike

Any film that stars one of the cast of Friends is a sure-fire stinker.

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Fruity Wooden Old Ham.

Sherrers wrote:mmm yeees I think I first started hating Danny Dyer on the internet in ooooh about 1957. A wonderful summer of internet evil it was.

We revisited the hatred every year on michaelmas with a quick google and then dancing naked round an effigy of Dyer wrapped in holy icons made of Mark Kermode's quiff.

I look back very fondly towards the hating Danny Dyer years.

We watched Hugo in 3D last night.

Don't know what I was expecting as I hadn't read much about it, but I really enjoyed it. It's a pleasant tale.

One amusing point was the accents. The film, for those who haven't seen it, is set in Paris. But rather than everyone having French accents they all speak the Queen's English. This is clearly down to the fact that the septics couldn't understand a French accent. It doesn't detract from the film though.

The 3D was brilliant. Rather than just convert a normal film into 3D you could see it was filmed with 3D in mind.

Worth a viewing.

This weekend I will be watching 'Paris is Burning'. I have high hopes.

sacha baron cohen ruined it for me

Not his finest moment, but I thought the film was strong enough to get past that.

I can see why you'd feel that way though.

good moaning

Sherrers wrote:good moaning

Works on two levels

Fandango Widewheels wrote:We watched Hugo in 3D last night.

Don't know what I was expecting as I hadn't read much about it, but I really enjoyed it. It's a pleasant tale.

One amusing point was the accents. The film, for those who haven't seen it, is set in Paris. But rather than everyone having French accents they all speak the Queen's English. This is clearly down to the fact that the septics couldn't understand a French accent. It doesn't detract from the film though.

The 3D was brilliant. Rather than just convert a normal film into 3D you could see it was filmed with 3D in mind.

Worth a viewing.

This weekend I will be watching 'Paris is Burning'. I have high hopes.

I actually fell asleep during this insane melancholic drivel.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:We watched Hugo in 3D last night.

Don't know what I was expecting as I hadn't read much about it, but I really enjoyed it. It's a pleasant tale.

One amusing point was the accents. The film, for those who haven't seen it, is set in Paris. But rather than everyone having French accents they all speak the Queen's English. This is clearly down to the fact that the septics couldn't understand a French accent. It doesn't detract from the film though.

The 3D was brilliant. Rather than just convert a normal film into 3D you could see it was filmed with 3D in mind.

Worth a viewing.

This weekend I will be watching 'Paris is Burning'. I have high hopes.

I actually fell asleep during this insane melancholic drivel(Hugo).

What fillums do you like Crang?

I watched that 'there's something wrong with Kevin' the other day.The acting by the ice queen was first class!.

I don't think they captured the book (mind you, when do they ever?) and the choice to make the film sort of "is it real or is she imagining it' a bit of a liberty.

The point of the book being that kids can be totally evil and only show it to one parent. For real. There was a lot of fuss about the book and I think they took that option so as not to offend america. It goes in the same category as Inglorious Basterds being almost ruined because 'Quentin' bad boy Tarantino didn't have balls to spell bastard properly. Endless slaughter in the film? not a prob. Beat a bloke with a bat til his head explodes? HELL YEAH. Spell bastard properly? NO CHANCE

Film is great stand-alone thing though defo mate.

I find Tilda Swinton a bit of a fruity old ham but by far the worst ladyham is :



I can hardly look at that picture it is so charged with "I'm MAD me, Cuuurazay! I'm BONKERS" it makes me feel ill. And she is reigning it in as best as she can possibly imagine.

oooh I hate her.

i've only ever seen her in minority report

Watched Paris is Burning on Lovefilm last night. Brilliant, can't believe it's slipped under my radar for so long.

Went to the cinema to see Dark Shadows yesterday. I'm a massive Johnny Depp fan but this film let me down badly. Avoid at all costs. Cheap jokes and a ropey plot.