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Fandango Widewheels wrote:

The Mac wrote:arse

not ass

ever

It has to be 'ass' in the film title 'Weapons of ass destruction'.

'Weapons of arse destruction' just doesn't have the same ring

Currently the emails from Transport for London are doing my swede right in.

Auntie wrote:Currently the emails from Transport for London are doing my swede right in.

They are a work of art isn't it?

Tory fuckers.

I'm with you Al!

I think it epitomises Tory thinking.

DON'T USE MY NAME!!


thanks

Regional!




Do I really have to refer to you as auntie?

It's creepy.

If you want me to be on her you do sorry.

Although in your case timmy :

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Can we see a copy of said email please?

Was it the one that suggests just fucking work off during the Olympics to keep traffic down? Best idea ever.

I've got some in my old email. Unopened.

They are all basically saying :

"sorry we are shit, but it's YOUR fault for using roads and public transport. Here are some ideas how YOU can do OUR job for us."

But more brazen.

Sherrers wrote:I've got some in my old email. Unopened.

They are all basically saying :

"sorry we are shit, but it's YOUR fault for using roads and public transport. Here are some ideas how YOU can do OUR job for us."

But more brazen.

Classic local government.

Did they ask you to empty your own bins and sweep your own streets while you were at it?

Yeah. Local police cuts mean we have to kick the fuck out of ourselves once a week too.

Jnr DJ wrote:Yeah. Local police cuts mean we have to kick the fuck out of ourselves once a week too.

Don't forget to intimdate yourselves to make sure it doesn't go to court.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Jnr DJ wrote:Yeah. Local police cuts mean we have to kick the fuck out of ourselves once a week too.

Don't forget to intimdate yourselves to make sure it doesn't go to court.

Don't be silly.

It's just a right-wing led recession! not the end of the world Mark. The Tory's boy band star and village idiot of London Bo-Jo still has money for the important things in life.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Jnr DJ wrote:Yeah. Local police cuts mean we have to kick the fuck out of ourselves once a week too.

Don't forget to intimdate yourselves to make sure it doesn't go to court.

We have to rent our own cells and buy our own belt and laces on the way in.

Jnr DJ wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Jnr DJ wrote:Yeah. Local police cuts mean we have to kick the fuck out of ourselves once a week too.

Don't forget to intimdate yourselves to make sure it doesn't go to court.

We have to rent our own cells and buy our own belt and laces on the way in.

Jnr DJ wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Jnr DJ wrote:Yeah. Local police cuts mean we have to kick the fuck out of ourselves once a week too.

Don't forget to intimdate yourselves to make sure it doesn't go to court.

We have to rent our own cells and buy our own belt and laces on the way in.

Black humour.

I see what you did there.

Someone stopped to ask for directions last night,

so i helped out which in turn made me miss the last train into town

Karma owes me big time for that, you hear me karma?

ey! where is the mundane thread?

wookie wrote:Someone stopped to ask for directions last night,

so i helped out which in turn made me miss the last train into town

Karma owes me big time for that, you hear me karma?

karma aint listening

Lies...that simple....

gosh I hate it when people put the used matches back in the box.

Auntie wrote:gosh I hate it when people put the used matches back in the box.

Like when people put used Quality Street wrappers back in the tin

Unless you are Clint Eastwood, no one should be using matches to light a fag in this day and age.Well pov.

Ma papa used matches still, for his pipe

I like the smell of a recently used match.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I like the smell of a recently used match.

are you a wicked firestarter, naughty firestarter?

Broadhead wrote:Unless you are Clint Eastwood, no one should be using matches to light a fag in this day and age.Well pov.

I'd like to point out there is no scenario on earth short of armageddon where I can imagine him needing to use matches.



IN other news I continue to have a healthy hands-off relationship with facebook.


Bishop however....


yes.


moonlighting.


busted

My Facebook is now completely dead and buried and will remain so.

Bishop should be ashamed if he's lording it up on Facebook at the expense of the forum.

Oh dear Bisho....report to TB