Celebrity Cunts

Is it on your arse?

Sherrers wrote:Is it on your arse?

No, my face, though it's getting harder and harder to distinguish between the two these days.

Ah you beat me to it! grr

T.B wrote:Ah you beat me to it! grr

You're losing your touch old lady.

Madonna is old!

I'm not even 'mature' yet. And we know all about your preferences you Granny spanker.

T.B wrote:Madonna is old!

I'm not even 'mature' yet. And we know all about your preferences you Granny spanker.

Amazing

granny spanker

new top frase

I'm still chuckling at Granny Spanker

Sherrers wrote:

I have more golden calves to slaughter at the altar of your ignorance!

In a nice way.

FESTIVALS... THEY WENT SHIT YEARS AGO BUT NO ONE WOULD ADMIT IT

http://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/music-festivals-are-our-field-days-over-6293950.html

Magic Mole?

Why is Madonna's new film causing such a stink at the BBC?

Was that an ill-informed guess??

Is it causing a stir at the BBC?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Is it causing a stir at the BBC?

Only in the sense that it's only appearances (with Norton and Winkleman) were marred by nepotism. Norton was horrific and fawning and said the film was good cos she deigned to come down from Cuckooland to be on telly and Winkleman couldn't say anything bad either as her other half is the producer.

It's a pile of steaming manure BTW.

I missed that reply.

SurPaul is Evil.

Internet fact

hahahaha loving this

and this

If it's bitchy... you LOVE IT

I like the bluntyness of this thread.

I think there may be some new slebz we need to avoid?

Kelly Brook is annoying me at the moement. I'm sick of seeing her in underwear or a bikini. Put some bloody clothes on woman!

fuck me there is a lot of undiscovered cuntry on here.

i like this game.

I'm making a list

Rentaghost wrote:Eamonn Holmes is a cock end as well.

And he has small hands.....don't trust him for that reason.

That may be why Wookie hates the Tyrannosaurus Rex so much.

Back to the thread,anybody off Top Gear,if those twats were regulars in your local,you would avoid like the plague,wankers.

(Hello Peter!)


I feel ill when I hear the syrupy mock-concern of Simon Bates. Especially when he used to do 'our tune'.

I used to get enraged at the trailer for 3 men and a baby. It was the way the bloke chuckled and said the title at the same time like a pissed barry white being santa.

Yeah. Any cunt with a laugh in their voice.

I hate them all.


Anthea Turner is their messiah.

Sherrers wrote:(Hello Peter!)


I feel ill when I hear the syrupy mock-concern of Simon Bates. Especially when he used to do 'our tune'.

I used to get enraged at the trailer for 3 men and a baby. It was the way the bloke chuckled and said the title at the same time like a pissed barry white being santa.

Yeah. Any cunt with a laugh in their voice.

I hate them all.


Anthea Turner is their messiah.

I know exactly what you mean by that.

Any professional scot
Anne diamond and her attempts to be opra
opra
Any one of them tedious tv 'experts'
nobhead tv presenters talking about science as if they have a clue
'sir' trevor macdonald
guy richie , hanging out with vinne jones and doing some kung fu at the weekend doesn't make you hard you cunt
vinnie jones
any celebrity chef at all CUNTS
Andrew Marr. Jugheaded wanker.
Fiona 'the' Bruce.
Anyone who appears in an advert. SELLOUT CUNT
All politicians. Every one around the world.
Andrew Lloyd Webber. I loathe the cunt.
Judge Jules and Jeremy Healy. TWO CUNTS FOR ONE.
Andy Macnabb. Dead man walking.
Geordie Anderson. Not a celebrity but oh what a cunt.
Tim Sheridan. Self made cunt.
More as they come in...