Celebrity Cunts

Sherrers wrote:imagine mine when they say peter sutcliffe

Ha ha, that's how Dave introduced you on Saturday. Made me chuckle. Very northern.

Jamie Oliver.Vile.

Lee Nelson - I haven't seen his "well good" show as I felt like poking my eyes out upon seeing the advert for it. What the fuck is wrong with people?

prentaghast wrote:Lee Nelson - I haven't seen his "well good" show as I felt like poking my eyes out upon seeing the advert for it. What the fuck is wrong with people?

At the BBC (did I mention I worked there?) we have a weekly WTFIWWP? meeting to discuss how best to find this out and then feed them more of it until it triggers the apocalypse.

bollock naked.

with candles.

that holiday made you a lot funnier

Al wrote:

prentaghast wrote:Lee Nelson - I haven't seen his "well good" show as I felt like poking my eyes out upon seeing the advert for it. What the fuck is wrong with people?

At the BBC (did I mention I worked there?) we have a weekly WTFIWWP? meeting to discuss how best to find this out and then feed them more of it until it triggers the apocalypse.

bollock naked.

with candles.

It sure did

That must be some meeting.

Hi. Is anybody out there?

I'm Heather Mills' false leg. It's a bit of a bum deal being attached to such a humungous cunt. I wondered if you would be my friend?

hahaha

is your name eileen?

Who's asking?

I can be if you like Mr Spacebear.

Was Paul a 'leg on' or 'leg off' man?

no idea.

you might say..

i'm stumped!


tee hee

I lead you into that perfectky. Can I have sidekick allowance please?

do you get legless at the pub?

wookie wrote:do you get legless at the pub?

she used to go underage drinking at her local but when they found out she didn't have a leg to stand on

She does drink an awful lot. I don't know where she puts it all, must have hollow legs.

Oh my lord

SHAZAM!



I'm the Magic Mole.

I come. I go.

Where?

You do not know!

Nor does Madonna.

To her, like an ex-husband... I NEVER EXISTED

How is that possible? yet here I am.

I am magic and know MANY THINGS. Thus the name you see.

For example :

IT IS NOT TRUE THAT STRAIGHT MEN ARE MESSY AND GAYZ ARE TIDY.

I know.

I am shocking.




GET OVER IT.

IT IS NOT TRUE THAT STRAIGHT MEN ARE MESSY AND GAYZ ARE TIDY.

I just don't believe it!

I think you may be a rich mine of showbiz news for our current affairs output.

Is it true that Surpaul is actually truly evil?

T.B wrote:

IT IS NOT TRUE THAT STRAIGHT MEN ARE MESSY AND GAYZ ARE TIDY.

I just don't believe it!

I said I was shocking.

And that you should get over it.

PLease do so.

Now I disappear from the face of Madonna!

POOF

MOLEEE!

Well...

there is evil and there is EVIL

Can you trust a man who is 87 but still pouts in photos

(exhibit A.)


or a squillionaire who gives out peace and love fingers but rarely any cash ;

(exhibit B.)



But in terms of EVIL I'd say in my long career as a prosthetic I'd rather be melted down and made into a strap-on for Sir Paul than be stuck on the end of a cunt. They might seem similar jobs but believe me girl it's all about who your boss is if the job is shitty.

Put it this way. John Lennon was a bit of of a twat and Yoko got some stick but they were Ken and Barbie compared to these two.

In short I'd rather be stuck onto Yoko Ono which says it all really.

oh it's nice to be back

I have more golden calves to slaughter at the altar of your ignorance!

In a nice way.

FESTIVALS... THEY WENT SHIT YEARS AGO BUT NO ONE WOULD ADMIT IT

http://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/music-festivals-are-our-field-days-over-6293950.html

This might be my new favourite. It has everything going for it.

Do I get a biscuit for knowing her mole was secretly removed?

I thought she used to draw it on.

Enrique Iglesias' mole may get a bit jealous of this thread.

Disappearing Mole Wars.

I have one myself, though it is neither magical nor mysterious.

It's a beauty spot, OK!!!!???