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I just can't remember when I got married and divorced....need the decree absolute. Never got one, as I moved home.

Hahahaaaaa....some lad by from Ibiza just said to me that Swedish House Mafia are the next 'big' thing........



I nearly laughed my cock off......kids huh?!

I've just burnt my favourite pizza. It's like cardboard. Bollocks.

The riots in London. Shocking scenes. I know what i'd do, but i doubt taking them all down with a machine gun is legal.

Broadhead wrote:The riots in London. Shocking scenes. I know what i'd do, but i doubt taking them all down with a machine gun is legal.

Haha, I think watching those FPS Russian videos has given you ideas!

Broadhead wrote:The riots in London. Shocking scenes. I know what i'd do, but i doubt taking them all down with a machine gun is legal.

It'l be like that scene from the future in terminator soon. All huddled round a broken telly with a candle inside it. What we doing tonight? Dunno lets watch the candle.

crang wrote:

Broadhead wrote:The riots in London. Shocking scenes. I know what i'd do, but i doubt taking them all down with a machine gun is legal.

It'l be like that scene from the future in terminator soon. All huddled round a broken telly with a candle inside it. What we doing tonight? Dunno lets watch the candle.

People beating each other to death over a pair of boots.


Money will become obsolete.The currency will be batteries.

crang wrote:

Broadhead wrote:The riots in London. Shocking scenes. I know what i'd do, but i doubt taking them all down with a machine gun is legal.

It'l be like that scene from the future in terminator soon. All huddled round a broken telly with a candle inside it. What we doing tonight? Dunno lets watch the candle.

Not happy about the blatant identity theft here



http://www.djmarkyd.co.uk/

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Not happy about the blatant identity theft here



http://www.djmarkyd.co.uk/

"Marky D is covered by Public Liability Insurance for your own peace of mind"

Phew!

book him for your wedding mate

Broadhead wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Not happy about the blatant identity theft here



http://www.djmarkyd.co.uk/

"Marky D is covered by Public Liability Insurance for your own peace of mind"

Phew!

I could actually do with some of that.

People who ask if they need to RSVP officially to your wedding invite via work email when it specifically states you do on the wedding invite.



Bish.

Cold sores

Having cold for nearly 3 weeks

Lack of money

Wanting things i can't have

Arsenal being shockingly bad

Leeds and it's small town mentality

Having a bad back all week.

Summer not existing this year.

My wife moaning at me coz I don't save money.

Having to buy a new boiler(hence the 'not saving money' argument).

Not going to bestival for the first time in 5 years.

The sheer mundanity of going to work everyday.

crang wrote:Having a bad back all week.

Summer not existing this year.

My wife moaning at me coz I don't save money.

Having to buy a new boiler(hence the 'not saving money' argument).

Not going to bestival for the first time in 5 years.

The sheer mundanity of going to work everyday.

Look on the positive side, it is Friday

Fucking Sky. Four weeks to connect the internet in my house, four fucking weeks. It didn't take that long to invent the internet!

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Fucking Sky. Four weeks to connect the internet in my house, four fucking weeks. It didn't take that long to invent the internet!

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crang wrote:Having a bad back all week.

Summer not existing this year.

My wife moaning at me coz I don't save money.

Having to buy a new boiler(hence the 'not saving money' argument).

Not going to bestival for the first time in 5 years.

The sheer mundanity of going to work everyday.

I like the remedy to the wife problem is to buy a new one

Hence the 'current' in Current Mrs Devaney. By prefixing your wife with the word 'current' you give yourself the option to change at any time. Every married man should try it, it's very liberating.

As predicted by Mark, i am here, full of woe.

I genuinely hate everything and everyone today. I didn't sleep well at all, and my weekend started brilliantly and finished appallingly.

I thought i was starting to get my life back in order, however i am not, i'm just stuck in the same rut that i have being trying to get out of since earlier in the year.

Dont expect to see me anywhere for a long, long time. If im not DJing then i wont be leaving the house.

Can't see FB yet, blocked....till lunch. What happened fella?

I won't go on to it on here, it's nothing too bad like, just a setback in my quest to actually be happy! I'll be ok, heavy weekend and monday blues won't be helping matters.

I'll probably be out again come the weekend

Broadhead wrote:I won't go on to it on here, it's nothing too bad like, just a setback in my quest to actually be happy! I'll be ok, heavy weekend and monday blues won't be helping matters.

I'll probably be out again come the weekend

We'll keep you fed and watered while you're in here. There's a big comfy chair in Danny's thread when you're ready to come back

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Broadhead wrote:I won't go on to it on here, it's nothing too bad like, just a setback in my quest to actually be happy! I'll be ok, heavy weekend and monday blues won't be helping matters.

I'll probably be out again come the weekend

We'll keep you fed and watered while you're in here. There's a big comfy chair in Danny's thread when you're ready to come back

I didn't feel comfortable in there. I think i'm going to stick to the doom and gloom, it's what i know and do best.

Broadhead wrote:As predicted by Mark, i am here, full of woe.

I genuinely hate everything and everyone today. I didn't sleep well at all, and my weekend started brilliantly and finished appallingly.

I thought i was starting to get my life back in order, however i am not, i'm just stuck in the same rut that i have being trying to get out of since earlier in the year.

Dont expect to see me anywhere for a long, long time. If im not DJing then i wont be leaving the house.

you could get some tips from Sheridan The Social Moth.

Stop whinging you big northern blouse.

Token Bird wrote:

Broadhead wrote:As predicted by Mark, i am here, full of woe.

I genuinely hate everything and everyone today. I didn't sleep well at all, and my weekend started brilliantly and finished appallingly.

I thought i was starting to get my life back in order, however i am not, i'm just stuck in the same rut that i have being trying to get out of since earlier in the year.

Dont expect to see me anywhere for a long, long time. If im not DJing then i wont be leaving the house.

you could get some tips from Sheridan The Social Moth.

Stop whinging you big northern blouse.

Ah, the gob is back.

Broadhead wrote:

Token Bird wrote:

Broadhead wrote:As predicted by Mark, i am here, full of woe.

I genuinely hate everything and everyone today. I didn't sleep well at all, and my weekend started brilliantly and finished appallingly.

I thought i was starting to get my life back in order, however i am not, i'm just stuck in the same rut that i have being trying to get out of since earlier in the year.

Dont expect to see me anywhere for a long, long time. If im not DJing then i wont be leaving the house.

you could get some tips from Sheridan The Social Moth.

Stop whinging you big northern blouse.

Ah, the gob is back.

Kerrrrplonk....plink...dink........dong!!! BOSH.....!!!!

Broadhead wrote:

Token Bird wrote:

Broadhead wrote:As predicted by Mark, i am here, full of woe.

I genuinely hate everything and everyone today. I didn't sleep well at all, and my weekend started brilliantly and finished appallingly.

I thought i was starting to get my life back in order, however i am not, i'm just stuck in the same rut that i have being trying to get out of since earlier in the year.

Dont expect to see me anywhere for a long, long time. If im not DJing then i wont be leaving the house.

you could get some tips from Sheridan The Social Moth.

Stop whinging you big northern blouse.

Ah, the gob is back.

Here to help!

You big flowery lady shirt.