Danny Rampling's Positive Mental Energy Thread

winning just short of a grand! fuck yes!

good work

drinks are on you then

Tiny wrote:winning just short of a grand! fuck yes!

as a lawyer are you allowed to indulge in games of chance?

or did you just pocket some dirty money you were supposed to put into a client's sandwich ?

or something?


(I'm trying to find out if you are a proper lawyer off the telly or a Bishop type lawyer from from Worzel Gummage who probably represents The Crowman between Conveyancing cases)

Token Bird wrote:

Tiny wrote:winning just short of a grand! fuck yes!

as a lawyer are you allowed to indulge in games of chance?

or did you just pocket some dirty money you were supposed to put into a client's sandwich ?

or something?


(I'm trying to find out if you are a proper lawyer off the telly or a Bishop type lawyer from from Worzel Gummage who probably represents The Crowman between Conveyancing cases)

Hahahahaha. I represent Aunt Sally on all of her shed purchasers.

The forum has gone Gummidge mad. It's this seasons Nazi.

Broadhead wrote:The forum has gone Gummidge mad. It's this seasons Nazi.

1st forum laugh out loud this month.

congratulations B.H!

Token Bird wrote:

Tiny wrote:winning just short of a grand! fuck yes!

as a lawyer are you allowed to indulge in games of chance?

or did you just pocket some dirty money you were supposed to put into a client's sandwich ?

or something?


(I'm trying to find out if you are a proper lawyer off the telly or a Bishop type lawyer from from Worzel Gummage who probably represents The Crowman between Conveyancing cases)

haha no, sorry , not a proper lawyer off the telly! - just one that does paperwork and has meetings and represents sporty based people (or there "people") who generally want too much money or are were born with an absence of common sense!

so your like jerry maguire then

wookie wrote:so your like jerry maguire then

Tiny wrote: just one that does paperwork and has meetings and represents sporty based people (or there "people") who generally want too much money or are were born with an absence of common sense!

ah,

like Djs.

but your clients despite their shelf life still have an industry

wookie wrote:so your like jerry maguire then

SHOW ME THE MONEY


I sent a copy of the DVD to my ex-agent.

She didn't reply

Sherrers wrote:

Tiny wrote: just one that does paperwork and has meetings and represents sporty based people (or there "people") who generally want too much money or are were born with an absence of common sense!

ah,

like Djs.

but your clients despite their shelf life still have an industry

pretty much yeah!

I am loving the fact that I learned what a Rube Goldberg machine is.

I'm loving the fact you are loving that fact and the fact has been here in your face all the time on the youtube thread. Fact.

I have a date tonight. A proper date. With a man. A REAL man. Oh god!

I don't get this nervous at Funerals. I havnt had a "date" for about a year!

Top tip.

Don't talk about Gardening.

Or take umbrage if he tries to join in by saying he grows veg and shout "That's AGRICULTURE, not gardening! The garden is the search for beauty in the wilderness. IDIOT".

It doesn't work.

I'm here all week for more tips.

Of what not to do.

Officially a Hermit for 8 years, 45, best and only friend is a dog. a GOLDMINE of info.

Sherrers wrote:Top tip.

Don't talk about Gardening.

Or take umbrage if he tries to join in by saying he grows veg and shout "That's AGRICULTURE, not gardening! The garden is the search for beauty in the wilderness. IDIOT".

It doesn't work.

I'm here all week for more tips.

Of what not to do.

Officially a Hermit for 8 years, 45, best and only friend is a dog. a GOLDMINE of info.

what is he moves in for a kiss???

Tiny wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Top tip.

Don't talk about Gardening.

Or take umbrage if he tries to join in by saying he grows veg and shout "That's AGRICULTURE, not gardening! The garden is the search for beauty in the wilderness. IDIOT".

It doesn't work.

I'm here all week for more tips.

Of what not to do.

Officially a Hermit for 8 years, 45, best and only friend is a dog. a GOLDMINE of info.

what is he moves in for a kiss???

Make sure you have shaved.

Bishop wrote:

Tiny wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Top tip.

Don't talk about Gardening.

Or take umbrage if he tries to join in by saying he grows veg and shout "That's AGRICULTURE, not gardening! The garden is the search for beauty in the wilderness. IDIOT".

It doesn't work.

I'm here all week for more tips.

Of what not to do.

Officially a Hermit for 8 years, 45, best and only friend is a dog. a GOLDMINE of info.

what is he moves in for a kiss???

Make sure you have shaved.

how bloody rude!

Tiny wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Top tip.

Don't talk about Gardening.

Or take umbrage if he tries to join in by saying he grows veg and shout "That's AGRICULTURE, not gardening! The garden is the search for beauty in the wilderness. IDIOT".

It doesn't work.

I'm here all week for more tips.

Of what not to do.

Officially a Hermit for 8 years, 45, best and only friend is a dog. a GOLDMINE of info.

what is he moves in for a kiss???

if you like him, kiss him back

if you dont, nut him

The classic blithering embarrassment as unavoidable as pretending too late in a tight corridor you don't know someone and they try it too and you both realise you are unable to pull off looking at the ceiling or running away and you both go "oooh! Hiiiiiiii" and just lift a hand up a bit like someone pulled a string above...

I can't remember what we called this?

Broadhead?



If he's a premature lunger you need to pull the cord ma'am

wookie wrote:

Tiny wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Top tip.

Don't talk about Gardening.

Or take umbrage if he tries to join in by saying he grows veg and shout "That's AGRICULTURE, not gardening! The garden is the search for beauty in the wilderness. IDIOT".

It doesn't work.

I'm here all week for more tips.

Of what not to do.

Officially a Hermit for 8 years, 45, best and only friend is a dog. a GOLDMINE of info.

what is he moves in for a kiss???

if you like him, kiss him back

if you dont, nut him

Sorry.

It's their way.

He's from Space you know.

Highly romantic and sensitive in Wookie terms. Really.

thankyou for the tips/advice one and all.

keep them coming.....i'm entering the stage of mild panic

Where is he taking you on this date?

I hope it's the cinema and he does the popcorn trick.

Broadhead wrote:Where is he taking you on this date?

I hope it's the cinema and he does the popcorn trick.

i have a feeling i dont want to know, but what is the popcorn trick?

we are just going for a meal and a few drinks etc

Tiny wrote:

Broadhead wrote:Where is he taking you on this date?

I hope it's the cinema and he does the popcorn trick.

i have a feeling i dont want to know, but what is the popcorn trick?

we are just going for a meal and a few drinks etc

You must know the popcorn trick? He buys a big box of popcorn, cuts a hole in the bottom, you reach in for some popcorn and voila....surprise

I'd love to know if this has ever actually happened anywhere other than an American teenflick. I fear not.

Broadhead wrote:

Tiny wrote:

Broadhead wrote:Where is he taking you on this date?

I hope it's the cinema and he does the popcorn trick.

i have a feeling i dont want to know, but what is the popcorn trick?

we are just going for a meal and a few drinks etc

You must know the popcorn trick? He buys a big box of popcorn, cuts a hole in the bottom, you reach in for some popcorn and voila....surprise

I'd love to know if this has ever actually happened anywhere other than an American teenflick. I fear not.

hahahah! oh god i hadnt heard of that! i dont like popcorn much anyway! lol thank god!

I can imagine Bish has tried it. The only problem being he was at the cinema with Dozy Rascal. And was most likely nude before he even sat down to watch the film.

should i know who dozy rascal is?

and why is bish always geting naked or shaving his balls. or worse getting his mate to shave his balls?

Broadhead wrote:I can imagine Bish has tried it. The only problem being he was at the cinema with Dozy Rascal. And was most likely nude before he even sat down to watch the film.

I couldnt afford popcorn so used a small bag of maltesers.