ANNOUNCING THE VVWI LIMITED LOVE ORCHESTRA

I really wish i could say no.

I'm shite with booze me. Not that you would have noticed like, i hide it well.

I'm going to try and take it steady.

*in bed by 1am*

very well mate, i would of never of guessed at basics the other week

you even managed to disguise the swaying into some sort of dance

It's a tribal love dance. I'm not very good at it as yet.

Actually, if you need any dancers for the group Tim then give us a shout. I could form a sort of Pans People type troupe, with a selection of pasty-bothering locals. I'll round them up in Wakefield bus station.

I feel a documentary coming on.

Broadhead wrote:It's a tribal love dance. I'm not very good at it as yet.

Actually, if you need any dancers for the group Tim then give us a shout. I could form a sort of Pans People type troupe, with a selection of pasty-bothering locals. I'll round them up in Wakefield bus station.

I feel a documentary coming on.

If you find mrs bish, send her home please.

There's no dragging her out of the Black Swan.

Broadhead wrote:There's no dragging her out of the Black Swan.

Hahahaha. Ive just told her and Mrs Bish says she is not in the slightest bit rough thank you very much and would never go in that pub and that she is gunna hunt you down and stick you like a pig.

Bishop wrote:

Broadhead wrote:There's no dragging her out of the Black Swan.

Hahahaha. Ive just told her and Mrs Bish says she is not in the slightest bit rough thank you very much and would never go in that pub and that she is gunna hunt you down and stick you like a pig.

pigs aren't made out of sticks are they?

wookie wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Broadhead wrote:There's no dragging her out of the Black Swan.

Hahahaha. Ive just told her and Mrs Bish says she is not in the slightest bit rough thank you very much and would never go in that pub and that she is gunna hunt you down and stick you like a pig.

pigs aren't made out of sticks are they?

No but rogers bridge is.

Bishop wrote:

wookie wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Broadhead wrote:There's no dragging her out of the Black Swan.

Hahahaha. Ive just told her and Mrs Bish says she is not in the slightest bit rough thank you very much and would never go in that pub and that she is gunna hunt you down and stick you like a pig.

pigs aren't made out of sticks are they?

No but rogers bridge is.

snigger

thats why i haven't seen any lolly sticks in leeds for ages

bigdaddy wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

It's that sadness round the eyes that really gets you, isn't it?[/quote]


hahaha! doesn't it though! oh priceless!

oh my christ!

I'll be have my stripes taken if I do any more pissed-at-the-wheel antics.

a million

Now what was it I had to remember?

don't have sex with men.


I think you should all fuck off I look gorgeous!

You were very entertaining.

I salute you.

yeah it was good fun

what were you drinking?

Token Bird wrote:oh my christ!

I'll be have my stripes taken if I do any more pissed-at-the-wheel antics.

a million

Now what was it I had to remember?

clunge is the future and you know it

Ha! this thread took a funny funny turn last night!

it's like christmas waking up to this today. And Roger looks like Santa.

wookie wrote:yeah it was good fun

what were you drinking?

inadvisable cocktails

not a good idea to cross foils with sherrers at the best of times but defo not a good idea half cut.

Token Bird wrote:

wookie wrote:yeah it was good fun

what were you drinking?

inadvisable cocktails

they sound new whats in them?

Token Bird wrote:not a good idea to cross foils with sherrers at the best of times but defo not a good idea half cut.

I'm driving the wagon or it could have been doubly awful at that time of the eve.

It's like a Parliamentary scandal. TB caught on the sauce (in both senses) so she's lost her powers of authority!

Sherrers wrote:

Token Bird wrote:not a good idea to cross foils with sherrers at the best of times but defo not a good idea half cut.

I'm driving the wagon or it could have been doubly awful at that time of the eve.

back on topic... are you on the wag cos you is shit scared of fucking up at your impending (and it is soon, in case you forgot) gig?

wookie wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Token Bird wrote:

Sherrers wrote:The problem is a sort of hardwired overconfidence. In a bit of your head you are still 25 years old and reasonably proficient at something. Problem is your body is fat and 45. So about half way through your body packs in but your head thinks it can do it and it starts to go horribly wrong.

remind me never to have sex with you.

Bahahaha. and he was only saying the other day that it may happen one day in the very distant future.

Seeley.

are you on about him playing drums?

Nope! Roger was telling us in a previous message that he went round to see Sherrers(Roger called him fat tosser) and he was sweating getting the drum kit out(midi drums/equipment I'm guessing).

He'll smash the gig (as in do a brilliant one). Or smash the drums in a fit of rage at the whole hardwire/set up situation!

He was thrashing about sweating and cursing.

Just nerves.

And being a fat tosser.

I'm very torn between wishing him luck and assuaging his fears and gleefully paying for a ticket to see a massive spastic jazz mess in front of 2000 idiots.

you two gimmers are just jealous cos I am squeezing the last pathetic drops of rock and roll out of my withered carcass while all you two have is gardening. And each other of course

I am here to help enjoy and collect those final drops!

any more amusing band news?

nothing amusing but check out our Paris based member's site :

http://roblavers.co.uk/

he's got credentials coming out of every orifice


and we have a logo

woo

knew it would be 'jazzy'



like the logo though.

jizzy

no i said earlier in the thread both the sax and bass guy are Jazz men. The best players are. But they are playing my stuff, so the jazz odyssey radiation will be at safe levels for organic life.

I said I hope you are good at counting while you are asleep lads there are some sections of the same groove for ten minutes. Bring sandwiches.