ANNOUNCING THE VVWI LIMITED LOVE ORCHESTRA

Ye Olde Rog wrote:haha I went round to see the tosser last night and he was dripping with sweat just trying to get a drumkit set up! at least i think it was a drumkit

how the fuck he is going to manage when he can't even set it up without having a cardiac I have to see.


where do i get my tickets!?

gone are the days of roadies etc.

It's a MIDI trigger drumkit Rog I told you in the brief lulls between you babbling about your 'studio experiences' in the late 70's.

I'm shitting bricks Johnny cos I have not played any instrument for more than a few bars in the studio for years.

The problem is a sort of hardwired overconfidence. In a bit of your head you are still 25 years old and reasonably proficient at something. Problem is your body is fat and 45. So about half way through your body packs in but your head thinks it can do it and it starts to go horribly wrong.

Sherrers wrote:

Ye Olde Rog wrote:haha I went round to see the tosser last night and he was dripping with sweat just trying to get a drumkit set up! at least i think it was a drumkit

how the fuck he is going to manage when he can't even set it up without having a cardiac I have to see.


where do i get my tickets!?

gone are the days of roadies etc.

It's a MIDI trigger drumkit Rog I told you in the brief lulls between you babbling about your 'studio experiences' in the late 70's.

I'm shitting bricks Johnny cos I have not played any instrument for more than a few bars in the studio for years.

The problem is a sort of hardwired overconfidence. In a bit of your head you are still 25 years old and reasonably proficient at something. Problem is your body is fat and 45. So about half way through your body packs in but your head thinks it can do it and it starts to go horribly wrong.

Nonsence Sheridan, who you trying to kid, you'll smash it!(the drum kit)

Sherrers wrote:The problem is a sort of hardwired overconfidence. In a bit of your head you are still 25 years old and reasonably proficient at something. Problem is your body is fat and 45. So about half way through your body packs in but your head thinks it can do it and it starts to go horribly wrong.

remind me never to have sex with you.

Token Bird wrote:

Sherrers wrote:The problem is a sort of hardwired overconfidence. In a bit of your head you are still 25 years old and reasonably proficient at something. Problem is your body is fat and 45. So about half way through your body packs in but your head thinks it can do it and it starts to go horribly wrong.

remind me never to have sex with you.

Bahahaha. and he was only saying the other day that it may happen one day in the very distant future.

Seeley.

Token Bird wrote:

Sherrers wrote:The problem is a sort of hardwired overconfidence. In a bit of your head you are still 25 years old and reasonably proficient at something. Problem is your body is fat and 45. So about half way through your body packs in but your head thinks it can do it and it starts to go horribly wrong.

remind me never to have sex with you.

I remember not to do you everytime I see you love

Sherrers wrote:

Token Bird wrote:

Sherrers wrote:The problem is a sort of hardwired overconfidence. In a bit of your head you are still 25 years old and reasonably proficient at something. Problem is your body is fat and 45. So about half way through your body packs in but your head thinks it can do it and it starts to go horribly wrong.

remind me never to have sex with you.

I remember not to do you everytime I see you love

touche'

lucky I prefer minge to mange then innit

anyway, you fucking LOVE me.

Bishop wrote:

Token Bird wrote:

Sherrers wrote:The problem is a sort of hardwired overconfidence. In a bit of your head you are still 25 years old and reasonably proficient at something. Problem is your body is fat and 45. So about half way through your body packs in but your head thinks it can do it and it starts to go horribly wrong.

remind me never to have sex with you.

Bahahaha. and he was only saying the other day that it may happen one day in the very distant future.

Seeley.

are you on about him playing drums?

yeah I didn't get it either

Token Bird wrote:yeah I didn't get it either

and you never will off me now love

talked yourself right out of it!

wookie wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Token Bird wrote:

Sherrers wrote:The problem is a sort of hardwired overconfidence. In a bit of your head you are still 25 years old and reasonably proficient at something. Problem is your body is fat and 45. So about half way through your body packs in but your head thinks it can do it and it starts to go horribly wrong.

remind me never to have sex with you.

Bahahaha. and he was only saying the other day that it may happen one day in the very distant future.

Seeley.

are you on about him playing drums?

ermmm... yes.

Token Bird wrote:anyway, you fucking LOVE me.

I do. You are ace. Smashing your back doors in would taint that love forever. We'll have to keep it platonic.

Well he is a solicitor so he's used to speaking in tongues

Its turned into blind date in here

wookie wrote:Its turned into blind date in here

you can talk! you big hunk of burning love!

wookie wrote:Well he is a solicitor so he's used to speaking in tongues

Take that back. I will sue!!!!

wookie wrote:Its turned into blind date in here

you started it with your musk today you loveydoveydoughnut .

I didnt know it was that infectious

AND ANOTHER THING

Token Bird wrote:

wookie wrote:Its turned into blind date in here

you started it with your musk today you loveydoveydoughnut .

that is the funniest thing all week. but you have to say to yourself in TBs voice... which is a bit like Cath from Eastenders garlgling gravel...and pissed.

You want to take it easy with them musk glands Wookers you are a big lad with a lot of love in you. Powerful stuff man. Powerful and not to be trifled with.

I thought you didnt watch telly sherres?

I'll try and keep the glands under control

I'm not too bad if it's from about 10 years ago. I remember her more clearly as Christopher Biggin's dulcet/foghorn voiced assistant on "On Safari". Obviously her tabloid teasing antics in a Land Rover have since eclipsed her earlier body of work somewhat. Which is a shame as I admired her work on "On Safari".

Mike Reid was also the host of "Runaround" you know...

lest we forget...

Sherrers wrote:lest we forget...

I thought you said roger was really old

and if it was Roger the fairies either side of him are not real ladies...

Sherrers wrote:and if it was Roger the fairies either side of him are not real ladies...

Hahahah that pic is ace. scary, but ace.

oh joy joy!

excellent banterage today my drunken online amigos. Excellent!

Sherrers wrote:

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It's that sadness round the eyes that really gets you, isn't it?

I have enjoyed the drunken ramblings contained within this thread.

will you be drunk tomorrow?