THE CHAPEL, lay down some love

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop666 wrote:
8. The mrs backing 6 out of 7 winners.

defo a keeper!

Hahah. Yeah thats what i told her.

Beginners luck i think. was her first day at the races.

it's all about the names and the colours

Token Bird wrote:it's all about the names and the colours

Youve got it TB.

10. sunshine
9. everyone in London going bonkers over said 'shine
8. lawnmower is OUT of the shed, yes indeedy you can drive it
7. I was at East Village too BigDaddy. too busy but yes VG
6. mephedrone... better than E's.
5. no hangover! see 6.
4. teaching my lad about cricket
3. him telling me the new rules he devised
2. watchmen. thought I would hate it. it is BOSS (sorry tim)
1. er... that's it!


( i hope that Ralphio is referring to his kids, otherwise it is non funny in extremis)

Al wrote:8. lawnmower is OUT of the shed, yes indeedy you can drive it

now you are talking my language

8. lawnmower is OUT of the shed, yes indeedy you can drive it


Excellent mate. Nothing better than riding ya mower in the shine.

another bloody posho

I wuld love a sit down mower

scarlet pimpernel wrote:I wuld love a sit down mower

Great fun when drunk. Although can be lethal as you can imagine.

let's be clear here.

Al lives in Stoke Newington. Let's just say he doesn't often have to drive his mower to the petrol station.

Sherrers wrote:let's be clear here.

Al lives in Stoke Newington. Let's just say he doesn't often have to drive his mower to the petrol station.

Youve now spoilt the image i had of Al on his mower, driving to the petrol station for some Rizla, drunk, clutchig a bottle of fine wine in one hand, shouting rude words to passers by. Damn you.

it is a sad fact I have more mower than garden


you are right tim it averages about half a tank a year, very economical

Al wrote:it is a sad fact I have more mower than garden


you are right tim it averages about half a tank a year, very economical

Al its not about the size of the lawn its about the motion of the mower.

here is the test though


can you actually turn it around on your patch of sad brown london turf?

No

Shit!

and I thought I'd found another Gardener.

You are a charlatan Sir! an impostor! A pseudo-green-finger no less.

ralphio wrote:Who's Darren Hughes? Why is he hated so?

promoter of Cream, Home, We Love.


Total cunt.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Shit!

and I thought I'd found another Gardener.

You are a charlatan Sir! an impostor! A pseudo-green-finger no less.

I just wanted to be your friend Rog!

Al wrote:

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Shit!

and I thought I'd found another Gardener.

You are a charlatan Sir! an impostor! A pseudo-green-finger no less.

I just wanted to be your friend Rog!

Roger has no friends in the garden.

I caught him recently going around with a strimmer shouting "French Bastards" at all the weeds.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

ralphio wrote:Who's Darren Hughes? Why is he hated so?

promoter of Cream, Home, We Love.


Total cunt.

Hey! not on the love thread!


He is though.

Al wrote:7. I was at East Village too BigDaddy. too busy but yes VG

Did you have that very funny - koff - gent sidle up to you and say "now, if you ever need ... home delivery ... then take this card"?

I have, of course, thrown the card out.

bigdaddy wrote:

Al wrote:7. I was at East Village too BigDaddy. too busy but yes VG

Did you have that very funny - koff - gent sidle up to you and say "now, if you ever need ... home delivery ... then take this card"?

I have, of course, thrown the card out.

Yes! I have, of course, kept his card

I told him he was being very enterprising in turbulent times. He said "no mate, it's about gear".

I thought it was great of him to do outreach...

Incidentally, you weren't the familiar-looking tall guy in front of the stage dancing with a much shorter bloke and his girlfriend? I was the bearded very drunk guy next to the booth.

Is honey Dijon a trannie then or what?

only seen her/him from a distance.

bigdaddy wrote:I thought it was great of him to do outreach...

Incidentally, you weren't the familiar-looking tall guy in front of the stage dancing with a much shorter bloke and his girlfriend? I was the bearded very drunk guy next to the booth.

Nooo! I'm not cool enough to go anywhere near the DJ booth.

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