THE CHAPEL, lay down some love

In contrast to Room 101. Here is where the love lives.


10 things you love but can't say why.


10. Salad Cream. Never touches a Salad in my house. I am embarrassed to have any. But now and then I seem to turn into a pregnant lady and have to have it on roast spuds or fish fingers.

9. Moors. Not the enlightened empire of Moslems but the hills. Moors are too 'boring' for tourist but I love em.

8. Deserts. Again, not right popular but I love a good bleak wasteland.

7. Dogs. Cats can do one.

6. Power Tools. I get a semi on in a toolshop. Chainsaws and Angle Grinders especially.

5. Funny Girls.

4. Any use of an archaic word. If someone says "crikey" I burst out laughing. Any exclamation from the Beano or Dandy gets me too.

3. Waterfalls. Can't get enough of 'em. But don't go chasing them. Pointless.

2. A nice wallchart.

1. Drivers who say "thank you" through a series of silly hand gestures and headlight morse code. The very slight almost imperceptable "cheers mate" raising of the fingers from the steering wheel of London cabbies almost makes me weep

can't help but observe the hate thread is WAY more popular...

annoying pains are much more prone to conversation.

like you Al.

on the good list

humous
parmos
red riding on channel 4
my name is earl
south park
graphic novels

All good mate but WHICH graphic novels?

The fine body of work of Alan Moore perhaps?

a bit of alan moore and frank miller

wookie wrote:a bit of alan moore and frank miller

You can't not have them. It's just the elderly twatstick trying to get a rise out of me. Again.

i know mate

i was gonna write stan lee at first

Stan Lee > Alan Moore.

Stan Lee is a fucking plagiarist and a raging egomaniac. He contractually stole everything from the creators of any Marvel character, had a clause in EVERY one that put him as co-creator when he often had fuck all to do with it. Even puts himself in all the films. The jolly old man of comics demeanor is a massive fraud. He is apparently a real twat.

Sherrers wrote:Stan Lee is a fucking plagiarist and a raging egomaniac. He contractually stole everything from the creators of any Marvel character, had a clause in EVERY one that put him as co-creator when he often had fuck all to do with it. Even puts himself in all the films. The jolly old man of comics demeanor is a massive fraud. He is apparently a real twat.

you have no filters at all, no idea when someone is winding you up do you?

I think he can work out that every time you post it is a wind up

Sherrers wrote:Stan Lee is a fucking plagiarist and a raging egomaniac. He contractually stole everything from the creators of any Marvel character, had a clause in EVERY one that put him as co-creator when he often had fuck all to do with it. Even puts himself in all the films. The jolly old man of comics demeanor is a massive fraud. He is apparently a real twat.

actually the ultra-nerd is right. It's common nerd knowledge.

hey!

L.O.V.E

scarlet pimpernel wrote:hey!

L.O.V.E

I have to say I L.O.V.E the fact you are :

a) a proper dyslexic who's pselling has relly inporved

b) a Pontecarlo builder who's online identity is a french aristocrat

c) a hardcase preaching love


top marks for being you mate

Oh wait!

is that pimpernel from the Basics forum??

D'oh!

Al wrote:is that pimpernel from the Basics forum??

...Basics still has a forum????

yeah. Tim sorted it out for them then they fucked him off.

oops





Sorry Tim. Told the truth. Slap my wrist!

Mate this Forum is not that Forum. You can say what you like. I won't ban or censor anything a good Forum polices itself.

I'll be maintaining the same level of quiet handsome dignity about it all


You can say what you like. Truth is the truth.

Ok I missed all that. But not Beero and Barnsley trying to squeeze money out of your Bar tim. I was there. i know you were livid about that.

So not only have you been helping Beero out for a zillion years you got their Forum up again?

SPILL IT!



I'm all eye.



Let's have it...

No.


this is the love thread you horrible old goat.

for the love thread

robsoul recordings
phil weeks
tuna steaks
and the amazingly named: loosey goosey (reboot rework) - calculus

Better start a new one then!


Things I love


10. Fine. Wine.

9. French (and some German) Cheeses

8. France.

7. Bolshy Northern Twats

6. Experimental Theatre and contemporary art

5. Jellied Eels and Liquor

4. The Gunners

3. House Music old and new

2. The kids

1. Laaaandon! you slags





(p.s only some of these are true)

you'd be in heaven if you could combine number 7 and 2 on your list

Some things I'm currently loving (no particular order)




10. Kopparberg Pear cider

9. My friends Lucy's cooking, ace spag bol on tuesday

8. Tapas for a tenner at La Tasca

7. that the weather getting milder is meaning the lassies are starting to dress foxier

6. Ket

5. Loco Dice playing on Saturday, I can't wait

4. Some quality podcasts recently on RA and Bodytonic

3. That I have Monday booked off

2. VVWI Forum and upcoming night at Mint

1. The variety of good house/techno nights available in Leeds

10. Ibiza soon

9. Loads of Amazing music

8. My missus (aw)

7. Japanese Gyozas

6. Ten Pin Bowlin. Just a great laugh

5. Slotties (see 6.)

4. Cats that do tricks

3. Leeds. (rocks right now)

2. This Forum (reckon it is going to be something eventually)

1. Spring Has Sprunged!

wookie wrote:you'd be in heaven if you could combine number 7 and 2 on your list

you mean if my kids were bolshy northerners?


it would make saturdays at The Emirates Stadium a bit weird

Al wrote:

wookie wrote:you'd be in heaven if you could combine number 7 and 2 on your list

you mean if my kids were bolshy northerners?


it would make saturdays at The Emirates Stadium a bit weird

it would certainly liven up the place

wookie wrote:

Al wrote:

wookie wrote:you'd be in heaven if you could combine number 7 and 2 on your list

you mean if my kids were bolshy northerners?


it would make saturdays at The Emirates Stadium a bit weird

it would certainly liven up the place

My love/entire knowledge of football ended around 1979 but when we were kids we supported Leeds (naturally) and my Dad was 100% Bolton Wanderers. In those days Bolton were a serious Division One side (as were Leeds). You remember.. when football was about people from the area being good at playing... rather than how much money you could spunk on it to win.

Anyway... we used to be either side of my Dad in the Bolton end. screaming for Leeds we didn't know any better. My Dad said he used to be mortified. But we were too small to get beaten up.

And that is the end of my football anecdotes.

Ahem! No, you have a great one about when you lived opposite The Gooners at Highbury.