more mundane wookie facts

bigdaddy wrote:I can't work out whether the correct term for the guy with whom I share office space is "my co-worker," "my collegue," or "my office roomie".

He is about to hire more people for his architecture practice. This can only make the problem worse.

if you like him

call him friend or collegue

if you dont

nobhead or twat will do

Bishop wrote:I once had in-growing toe nails so i feel broadheads pain. (you need surgery, it works a treat)

Me too... on both big toes. I ended up having to have the sides of the nail beds removed. Bad times.

Because of that, my big toe nails are really narrow, and don't grow straight, like a pair of claws.

elrusto wrote:

Bishop wrote:I once had in-growing toe nails so i feel broadheads pain. (you need surgery, it works a treat)

Me too... on both big toes. I ended up having to have the sides of the nail beds removed. Bad times.

Because of that, my big toe nails are really narrow, and don't grow straight, like a pair of claws.

hahaha

crow feet

elrusto wrote:

Bishop wrote:I once had in-growing toe nails so i feel broadheads pain. (you need surgery, it works a treat)

Me too... on both big toes. I ended up having to have the sides of the nail beds removed. Bad times.
Because of that, my big toe nails are really narrow, and don't grow straight, like a pair of claws.

Same as what i had done mate. Walking round in flip flops with two great bandages on each big toe is not a cool look.

Broadhead wrote:I don't get chance to come on here as much these days.

My in-growing toenail is once again starting to cause me problems.

I don't think there is enough air in my back right tyre. I'll have to check at the weekend.

The battery on my key-fob thingy has died and i now have to manually unlock my car door.

I still love you all, especially that cheeky foxtrel TB. She too hasn't been about much, the sexy love kitten.

you've not been on much. TBs not been on much. Do the maths.

it would be romantic if she wasn't a massive muff diver and you are about as likely to get any as a moon-monkey.

you can get moon monkeys?

Rrriot Guurl wrote:

Broadhead wrote:I don't get chance to come on here as much these days.

My in-growing toenail is once again starting to cause me problems.

I don't think there is enough air in my back right tyre. I'll have to check at the weekend.

The battery on my key-fob thingy has died and i now have to manually unlock my car door.

I still love you all, especially that cheeky foxtrel TB. She too hasn't been about much, the sexy love kitten.

you've not been on much. TBs not been on much. Do the maths.

it would be romantic if she wasn't a massive muff diver and you are about as likely to get any as a moon-monkey.

hha harsh but ded funny

do you need breathing apparatus to become a muff diver?

wookie wrote:do you need breathing apparatus to become a muff diver?

I think thats optional, however you do get a badge once your qualified

wookie wrote:do you need breathing apparatus to become a muff diver?

only a bloke would ask that question.

haver you never plunged into the waters?

Rrriot Guurl wrote:you've not been on much. TBs not been on much. Do the maths.

That's some Clark Kent / Superman thing you've suggesting there.

Token Bird wrote:

wookie wrote:do you need breathing apparatus to become a muff diver?

only a bloke would ask that question.

haver you never plunged into the waters?

yeah i used to go swimming in chester baths quite alot when i was younger, they even had a water slide there

bigdaddy wrote:

Rrriot Guurl wrote:you've not been on much. TBs not been on much. Do the maths.

That's some Clark Kent / Superman thing you've suggesting there.

By George you may be on to something! TB likes this board so much that she's created a bitter, northern, heterosexual(?), male as an alter ego so as to be able to post double... Genius!

i am real god dammit!

Broadhead wrote:i am real god dammit!

yeah but I would say that wouldn't i?



I like this game it's better than being in 'Lost'.

Broadhead wrote:i am real god dammit!

hahaha! that creased me up!

Checking to see if someone called "telephone box" posted between Broadhead and TB...














"What are you doing in there, Broadhead? Why are you strapping on that pair of novelty breasts?"

bigdaddy wrote:"What are you doing in there, Broadhead? Why are you strapping on that pair of novelty breasts?"

..."to go with my novelty woman kit of course!"


He is real. I drank ale with him on saturday. That or my imagination is terribly vivid.

Sherrers wrote:

bigdaddy wrote:"What are you doing in there, Broadhead? Why are you strapping on that pair of novelty breasts?"

..."to go with my novelty woman kit of course!"


He is real. I drank ale with him on saturday. That or my imagination is terribly vivid.

Yeah, me too (I think!)

I really like coco pops with double cream.

I have fitted two toilet seats in my house over the last two months after breaking the last ones.

I want to look after a bonsai tree, but think I will fail and it will die so have not bought one.

Wants to go shooting pheasants in plus 4's, tweed jacket and wellys.

I haven't had my tea yet and i don't know what to have. All i do know is it won't be made by good hands. Or those of someone with an IQ above 12. Or those of someone who doesn't listen to Korn. Yep, it's Burger King or McDonalds for me tonight.

I'm still real, though i have questioned myself quite a lot today.

'Am i alright?

'Yes, i'm fine'

'Help'

Broadhead wrote:I haven't had my tea yet and i don't know what to have. All i do know is it won't be made by good hands. Or those of someone with an IQ above 12. Or those of someone who doesn't listen to Korn. Yep, it's Burger King or McDonalds for me tonight.

I'm still real, though i have questioned myself quite a lot today.

'Am i alright?

'Yes, i'm fine'

'Help'

Broahead is takin the mundane thred into uncharted lands

i think you can learn some important thing about england by reading this conversation now and then

jajaja!

Juanito wrote:i think you can learn some important thing about england by reading this conversation now and then

jajaja!

I bet!

Juanito wrote:i think you can learn some important thing about england by reading this conversation now and then

jajaja!

not 'alf!


good point!

i went to bed at 6:30pm last night and didnt get up till 8:30am this morning

i think i've got space flu

Today, using the power of my mind, I moved nothing.

Tomorrow I will achieve the same.

mundros wrote:Today, using the power of my mind, I moved nothing.

Tomorrow I will achieve the same.

Who has't tried this!

Class!

I swallowed a staple last Friday. I was quite upset at the time, but i'm holding it together.

My clippers are broken. I look a trifle untidy.

I also like an untidy trifle (no fruit mind).

i didn't like science at school, and i can't say i'm a huge fan now. This explains why i don't ever venture in to the science thread.

I still lick the envelopes at work, despite us having a machine to do this. I will not let a robot take my job.

I hate Mariah Carey.

Broadhead wrote:I also like an untidy trifle

Is this a euphemism?