more mundane wookie facts

Ye Olde Rog wrote:did it taste better because you were in New York though?

no it just tasted the best, i could of been in any department store in the world like c&a in middlesbrough and it still would of tasted great

I didn't realise you were that far in the country tim!


how the fuck did you evade the bull? tips from living in Spain so long?

Ole'

ha. no. I think I covered this before. Stand still and let the Bull chase the dog. It's why farmers always have dogs with them whether the dog is "working" or not.

The dog loved it!

I have never danced the Lambada.

I enjoy a dip in the sea, but can't abide sand sticking to my wet feet.

I don't wear a watch to work as it ruffles my cuff.

I've never met Carly Simon.

Broadhead wrote:I have never danced the Lambada.

I enjoy a dip in the sea, but can't abide sand sticking to my wet feet.

I don't wear a watch to work as it ruffles my cuff.

I've never met Carly Simon.

Surely every cuff sporting gent in christendom knows about the watch and the cuff rule?

But my watch is just too big and i like my cuff fastened as close to my wrist as possible.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

Broadhead wrote:I have never danced the Lambada.

I enjoy a dip in the sea, but can't abide sand sticking to my wet feet.

I don't wear a watch to work as it ruffles my cuff.

I've never met Carly Simon.

Surely every cuff sporting gent in christendom knows about the watch and the cuff rule?

What Rog means is hand made cufflinks. One is always wider than the other to accommodate a gent's timepiece. Although what on EARTH it's doing on your wrist and not in your Waistcoat frankly baffles me. Are you some kind of arctic explorer or pilot?

I'm currently in talks to create the worlds first underskin watch, the time being projected on to the inside of my skin, in green or red neon lighting.

I suppose the main downfall that i am currently in talks with a local drunk, called mad tez. He says he can make it happen for £50, or a blow job, whioch ever i prefer.

Thats pretty cheap for a watch by todays standards, i'm sure you will agree.

I like this fella.


Didn't your mate Barry On Briggate used to pay tramps for noshes Tim?

Barry on Briggate once tried to charge me over £1.50 for a packets of Rolo's.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

I like this fella.


Didn't your mate Barry On Briggate used to pay tramps for noshes Tim?

he certainly did. in Kirkgate Market in them orrible downstairs bogs near the olde worlde barbers. Ug.

Broaders... just type in Subcutaneous Timepiece into google and save yourself and Tez some lovin.

Tez is not going to be happy with you Tim.

at least tim will be on time for the fight

no scratching tho!

Broadhead wrote:Barry on Briggate once tried to charge me over £1.50 for a packets of Rolo's.

I could talk all day about Barry. he's very special.


He used to make up prices just to see how much people would pay. He worked out once you go past a certain point people just shut down and fork out in shock. he called it "being the only fucking shop open at night in central leeds tax".



He used to quiz me about tourist trap prices in central london and then up his prices because he wanted to be the most over priced inconvenience store in the UK.

He had a very varied and arcane top shelf as well which he was very proud of.


I won't hear a word against Barry, he's a personal friend and one in a million. He's not gay either. In the Liberace/Dirk Bogarde/Kenneth Williams sense.

haha! i don't know what you are on about but I like this forum.

Apparently it isn't the fleas Dogs scratch at, it is the allergic reaction to the bites that makes them go twitchy crazy.

Killing the fleas is the easy bit. There is a lot of medication involved in the effects of the fleas.

I am not allergic to them. Which makes a nice change as i am allergic to pretty much every other form of life.

Sherrers wrote:Apparently it isn't the fleas Dogs scratch at, it is the allergic reaction to the bites that makes them go twitchy crazy.

Killing the fleas is the easy bit. There is a lot of medication involved in the effects of the fleas.

I am not allergic to them. Which makes a nice change as i am allergic to pretty much every other form of life.

Even gay sofas?

My mrs spent £10.00 on 2 boxes of lucky charms at the weekend.

Bishop wrote:My mrs spent £10.00 on 2 boxes of lucky charms at the weekend.

is she a gypsy ?

Or is it just very unlucky being involved with you?

I no longer have fleas

that is all.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

Bishop wrote:My mrs spent £10.00 on 2 boxes of lucky charms at the weekend.

is she a gypsy ?

Or is it just very unlucky being involved with you?

Both.

I don't do facebook but I reckon there must be a scientific way to measure how dull things are.

I did see a survey (by scientists) that said 80% of twitter was "senseless" .

I wonder how we are doing.

I'd love for us to be officially duller than any other.

my dad once had a fridge full of chicken taken off sale in asda on portrack lane in stockton, as the promotional price was wrong

that is another Wookie classic but I have to say...

Token Bird wrote:officially duller than any other.

... that I feel a new forum subtitle coming on.


Well done that woman!

it's just dawned on me, in view of Al's thread about lurkers.

Do you think people look at the forum and think we are serious about being boring?

I am deadly serious about being dull.

dare to be dull.

Token Bird wrote:I don't do facebook but I reckon there must be a scientific way to measure how dull things are.

I did see a survey (by scientists) that said 80% of twitter was "senseless" .

I wonder how we are doing.

I'd love for us to be officially duller than any other.

Twitter isn't dull, it's moronic. Very different...

I confess I did first look at this and thought : "fucking hell they aren't doing themselves any favours on here"

then I kind of got it.

it's sort of taking the piss out of certain other forms of forum is it not?

Not at all, it's a place to celebrate mundane things