Danny Rampling's Positive Mental Energy Thread

Chico once rang my intercom when I lived in Soho and said "I just thought you might need some shortbread?"

When I opened the door he was stood like a magician's assistant and just said ;

"They're all butter y'know!"

It was a combo of the gayest and most scottish thing anyone has ever said.

I laughed for many years.

The End.

Ibiza on friday!!!!

wookie wrote:Ibiza on friday!!!!

Ban him

Bishop Junior is sleeping 6 hrs on a night. He is a very good boy.

I am not sure if I have mentioned this, but following promotion to head of conveyancing at work I have also been asked to be a partner of the firm. Not sure when this will happen but its damn good news.

Drinks are on you then?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Drinks are on you then?

Yep, i sill have my bar tab at the tart.

Bishop wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Drinks are on you then?

Yep, i sill have my bar tab at the tart.

Champagne only now though?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Drinks are on you then?

Yep, i sill have my bar tab at the tart.

Champagne only now though?

Hahahaha. I bloody wish.

Bishop wrote:Bishop Junior is sleeping 6 hrs on a night. He is a very good boy.

I am not sure if I have mentioned this, but following promotion to head of conveyancing at work I have also been asked to be a partner of the firm. Not sure when this will happen but its damn good news.

Whoo-hoo! Are you getting a glamourous assistant, or is Mad Eye too busy with the pub?

bigdaddy wrote:

Bishop wrote:Bishop Junior is sleeping 6 hrs on a night. He is a very good boy.

I am not sure if I have mentioned this, but following promotion to head of conveyancing at work I have also been asked to be a partner of the firm. Not sure when this will happen but its damn good news.

Whoo-hoo! Are you getting a glamourous assistant, or is Mad Eye too busy with the pub?

I have several non glamourous assistants at the moment so Mad Eye would be perfect, as security.

Does Cousin It still work with you?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Does Cousin It still work with you?

No mate we have fucked her off to another firm where all the cast offs go. Bloody useless she was.

Sorry I ain't been around.

My boy has been back into Hospital....poor thing.

Very happy to say he is getting better!!!!

Son of Nod wrote:Sorry I ain't been around.

My boy has been back into Hospital....poor thing.

Very happy to say he is getting better!!!!

Bad news mate. Hope he recovers without any problem.

Son of Nod wrote:Sorry I ain't been around.

My boy has been back into Hospital....poor thing.

Very happy to say he is getting better!!!!

good news Nod

Good news Noddy!

Thanks chaps!

Heath ain't a sickly baby. Just been unlucky. Nasty virus got him, had a temp of 39.9 - very very hot!

I'm down to my last 6 of 55 performance reviews

There are only so many times you can take pleasure in crushing someones spirit

The first 55 times only?

RvZ wrote:The first 55 times only?

It bores me after about 10. It's like drugs, the more you do it the lesser the effect.

RvZ wrote:The first 55 times only?

Three days of work to go before we head off to Mexico on Friday.

As a bonus found out that Chaim is playing in Playa del Carmen on the Sunday morning after we get there. Result!

Last day at work today

This will be the scene in the tea room tomorrow morning

hurah

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Last day at work today

This will be the scene in the tea room tomorrow morning

But who will make their tea?

you going on holiday or something?

Oooooh, you cheeky beggar.

We have to make out own tea and coffeee