Roger's Rhetorical Reviews

Sherrers wrote:Go to your preferences and 'allow HTML and BB Code'.

I don't get how people don't mention these things. I slave for literally minutes putting tubes up! No wonder no-one comments

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Large HARRUMPH.
Not wanting to be outdone by a girl I have selflessly agree to be bullied into more shit by Stalin for your adolescent amusement. It happened to all the aristocracy in Russia so why not here? Expect to find my bones in a forest in a few years.


Now I enjoy a propelling pencil as much as the next man but my imagined draughtsmanship is often stymied at the first hurdle by ;
a. A complete black-hole-like absence of ability and b. The bleakly inevitable leadless pencil gag.

Announcing joy! There is no need at all to fear as some boffo whizz has come up with one that slowly delivers the lead as you fuck it up. In a steady nitwit-defying stream of graphite victory. Like some bonkers drawing-viagra.

Or... use a pen.



What to make of this I do not know.

Immediate thoughts? Wine is for girls. Drink hard liquor constantly and never get past the first line. Problem solved!
She's shifty. I'm truly glad it's just a photo and I'm not physically attending their lesbian chess tournament/cheese 'n' wine 'a' thon. I would lose in so many ways.




Now for more thrusting youthful anger music. Hold on! even I know this old baggage!


My handler/nemesis has shouted that this is a sideways take on Madvillain's "Accordion." Cherry's barked and screeched vocals make Mr. MF Doom (lovely fellow btw) sound resolutely quaint in comparison. They dip in and between the constraints of bars, time and indeed utterly defying what few sensible musical rules exist that hold the tatters of my sanity together… aaaaaand looping back to zero-in on a few of Doom's lines to invent what passes for a refrain these days. The mounting jazzmess only adds to the hideous sheer duration of the thing. If you are hoping (or as I was ; praying fervently) for jolly random chirrups of "Gigilo… huh... Suckah" or indeed any peace from the burning hell of modern existence then you'll be frankly disappointed to death. Suicide is the only sensible choice.

Goodbye cruel world. Until next week.

(I'll leave you with something proper after all that nonsense)

Bishop wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Go to your preferences and 'allow HTML and BB Code'.

I don't get how people don't mention these things. I slave for literally minutes putting tubes up! No wonder no-one comments

I just copy and paste. Seen them all. I am not work shy.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:I don't know why I bother. Talk about a limp reception.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:
Large HARRUMPH.
Now I enjoy a propelling pencil as much as the next man
some boffo whizz
Like some bonkers drawing-viagra.
Or... use a pen.
She's shifty.
The mounting jazzmess only adds to the hideous sheer duration of the thing.

Jnr DJ wrote:it is a bit odd. don't people think this is funny? I do.

I have noticed people don't seem to react at all to any youtubes. cold fish!

Sherrers wrote:Nenah Cherry made you angry?

Pray tell. Unleash your fury man.

Jnr DJ wrote:it is a bit odd. don't people think this is funny? I do.

I have noticed people don't seem to react at all to any youtubes. cold fish!

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Nenah Cherry made you angry?

Pray tell. Unleash your fury man.

The original of Accordian by MF DOOM is a personal favourite of mine and has a haunting quality sadly lacking in most modern Hip Hop songs. She has singlehandedly strangled it of all emotion to the point where i could only manage to listen to 7 Seconds of it.

Sherrers wrote:I have to say Rog is having a very large sulk that not enough people like his work.

Mac wrote:

Sherrers wrote:I have to say Rog is having a very large sulk that not enough people like his work.

what form is his huff taking?

Sherrers wrote:He not Tinkerbell. If you stop believing in him he doesn't di...

actually...

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Pathetic.

Try harder.