Danny Rampling's Positive Mental Energy Thread

According to Mrs B i was drunk last night. Load of shite. I was sober as a judge.

Bishop wrote:According to Mrs B i was drunk last night. Load of shite. I was sober as a judge.

You were texting me at 10pm. You only text me in hours of darkness when you're drunk

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Bishop wrote:According to Mrs B i was drunk last night. Load of shite. I was sober as a judge.

You were texting me at 10pm. You only text me in hours of darkness when you're drunk

I honestly thought i was sober.

I love working for the Yankee Doodle Dandies. It's stuff like this that drops in my inbox that makes my Friday

mark and bish sexting, what would the wives say?

wookie wrote:mark and bish sexting, what would the wives say?

wookie wrote:mark and bish sexting, what would the wives say?

Sop being gay?

wookie wrote:mark and bish sexting, what would the wives say?

'No wonder I'm not getting any?'

Bishop wrote:

wookie wrote:mark and bish sexting, what would the wives say?

Sop being gay?

What's with the ? at the end of the sentence?

I've heard the saying 'never rub another mans rhubarb' before, though you seldom hear anyone say 'never touch another mans turnips'.

Son of Nod wrote:

Bishop wrote:

wookie wrote:mark and bish sexting, what would the wives say?

Sop being gay?

What's with the ? at the end of the sentence?

Answering the question with a question.

Broadhead wrote:I've heard the saying 'never rub another mans rhubarb' before, though you seldom hear anyone say 'never touch another mans turnips'.

'Russ Baughan is THE TURNIP TICKLER'

Empty Tesco car park this morning with a nice sheet of ice covering it cue some sideways rally action. I had to leave when a member of staff came to the door and started giving me funny looks.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Empty Tesco car park this morning with a nice sheet of ice covering it cue some sideways rally action. I had to leave when a member of staff came to the door and started giving me funny looks.

Boy racer.

The good shit:

4 day working week.

4 day weekend.

I'm Getting my dinner cooked for me on Friday. Lovely stuff

DJing Friday night, warming up for Tanith. God knows what i'm going to play before the man once know as 'the hardest DJ on the planet'. Maybe some really slow disco stuff.

The forum booze up on Saturday. Bring on the festivities.

New clothes and the frankly amazing new Converse i shall be getting at some point this week.

Christmas shopping completed.

Arsenal keeping winning and getting a bye in to the next round of the FA Cup

Feeling pretty fresh despite boozing yesterday.

And best of all, not only is the owl a regular visitor but there are now 2 of the feathered hunters. I want to see them kill something.

Broadhead wrote:The good shit:

4 day working week.

4 day weekend.

I'm Getting my dinner cooked for me on Friday. Lovely stuff

DJing Friday night, warming up for Tanith. God knows what i'm going to play before the man once know as 'the hardest DJ on the planet'. Maybe some really slow disco stuff.

The forum booze up on Saturday. Bring on the festivities.

New clothes and the frankly amazing new Converse i shall be getting at some point this week.

Christmas shopping completed.

Arsenal keeping winning and getting a bye in to the next round of the FA Cup

Feeling pretty fresh despite boozing yesterday.

And best of all, not only is the owl a regular visitor but there are now 2 of the feathered hunters. I want to see them kill something.

Have a fucking word

Getting the Christmas decorations up.

Bought the CMD her first ever real trees, she's well impressed. The big one in the dining room is complete, the little one in the front room still needs decorating.

aw. christmassy.


she wears the pants in your house innit

Token Bird wrote:aw. christmassy.


she wears the pants in your house innit

Too 'effin right.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Broadhead wrote:The good shit:

4 day working week.

4 day weekend.

I'm Getting my dinner cooked for me on Friday. Lovely stuff

DJing Friday night, warming up for Tanith. God knows what i'm going to play before the man once know as 'the hardest DJ on the planet'. Maybe some really slow disco stuff.

The forum booze up on Saturday. Bring on the festivities.

New clothes and the frankly amazing new Converse i shall be getting at some point this week.

Christmas shopping completed.

Arsenal keeping winning and getting a bye in to the next round of the FA Cup

Feeling pretty fresh despite boozing yesterday.

And best of all, not only is the owl a regular visitor but there are now 2 of the feathered hunters. I want to see them kill something.

Have a fucking word

I knew you'd bite, i couldn't resist.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Getting the Christmas decorations up.

Bought the CMD her first ever real trees, she's well impressed. The big one in the dining room is complete, the little one in the front room still needs decorating.

you bought two trees?

how posh are you trying to be?

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Getting the Christmas decorations up.

Bought the CMD her first ever real trees, she's well impressed. The big one in the dining room is complete, the little one in the front room still needs decorating.

you bought two trees?

how posh are you trying to be?

Just call me 'Lord Two Trees of Billingham'

Broadhead wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Broadhead wrote:The good shit:

4 day working week.

4 day weekend.

I'm Getting my dinner cooked for me on Friday. Lovely stuff

DJing Friday night, warming up for Tanith. God knows what i'm going to play before the man once know as 'the hardest DJ on the planet'. Maybe some really slow disco stuff.

The forum booze up on Saturday. Bring on the festivities.

New clothes and the frankly amazing new Converse i shall be getting at some point this week.

Christmas shopping completed.

Arsenal keeping winning and getting a bye in to the next round of the FA Cup

Feeling pretty fresh despite boozing yesterday.

And best of all, not only is the owl a regular visitor but there are now 2 of the feathered hunters. I want to see them kill something.

Have a fucking word

I knew you'd bite, i couldn't resist.

And I didn't want to disappoint

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Getting the Christmas decorations up.

Bought the CMD her first ever real trees, she's well impressed. The big one in the dining room is complete, the little one in the front room still needs decorating.

you bought two trees?

how posh are you trying to be?

Just call me 'Lord Two Trees of Billingham'

hahahaha

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Empty Tesco car park this morning with a nice sheet of ice covering it cue some sideways rally action. I had to leave when a member of staff came to the door and started giving me funny looks.

Are you sure you're not from essex?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Just call me 'Lord Two Trees of Billingham'

Aren't we at war with Billingham? I'm sure some of Bish's lot probably are.

isn't there something in shakespeare about moving trees in war

la la when TWO TREE GOES TO WAR

Something about burnham wood having a nice walk to dunsinane or somesuch


Anyway. Happiness.

I am WELL happy in Ibiza. I wasn't to begin with 'cos I am on my own at a hotel and it's all mothballed for winter. So a couple of days of The Shining. No food, hot water or heat (it does actually get cold at night).

Then I realised I was being shit and Ibiza is ace. So I got myself together. Which involved foraging. I love a good rummage in the undergrowth.

Titter ye not.

The great nerd in the sky made me check :

Macbeth will : "never vanquish'd be until / Great Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane Hill / shall come against him".

Which he rather confidently thought was highly unlikely until it did.

Never trust 3 witches. One is bad enough.

Rrriot Guurl wrote:isn't there something in shakespeare about moving trees in war

la la when TWO TREE GOES TO WAR

*APPLAUSE*