Larry Levan's Weekend Plans.

Al wrote:yeah sorry mate, I was a foreign correspondent and a war reporter for a bit so... take your pick from Libya, Ireland, Iraq, Columbia, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Mexico (I know!), Afghanistan, Uzbekistan, Pakistan aaaaaaaand The People's Republic formerly known as Russia...

I may have missed some out


I was chained to a radiator in Gaza too. But I paid for that (badum tish)

That is impressive Al.

Fingerbobbed =

Yeah but I think we should (in the spirit of fairness) ask AL exactly what constitutes a hostage situation... to be clear.

We may find that yes, there may have been actual bundling into vans in deserts... but there may just have equally been a dispute over the BBC's idea of what constitutes 'expenses' when it comes to drinks.

I mean, Al was petrified in Ibiza half the time so how he managed in Iraq I do not know.

Sherrers wrote:Yeah but I think we should (in the spirit of fairness) ask AL exactly what constitutes a hostage situation... to be clear.

We may find that yes, there may have been actual bundling into vans in deserts... but there may just have equally been a dispute over the BBC's idea of what constitutes 'expenses' when it comes to drinks.

I mean, Al was petrified in Ibiza half the time so how he managed in Iraq I do not know.

He spoke the Queens English and talked his way out of being "jostled", I bet.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if he said at one point, in all seriousness "look here! I'm an Englishman!" or something very similar...

Sherrers wrote:I wouldn't be at all surprised if he said at one point, in all seriousness "look here! I'm an Englishman!" or something very similar...

Wearing a tank top or some outlandish cardigan?

and making his point with the stem of his pipe...

Sherrers wrote:and making his point with the stem of his pipe...

Oh Al.

Sherrers wrote:and making his point with the stem of his pipe...

Whilst demanding a cup of tea.

MarkD77 wrote:

Sherrers wrote:and making his point with the stem of his pipe...

Whilst demanding a cup of tea.

That's just ridiculous. Drink a foreign cuppa!? I have to draw the line there. Have to tried to appease a warlord who puts goat's milk in opium laced local tea?

Two words for you amateurs.

Ther. Mos.

Sherrers wrote:Yeah but I think we should (in the spirit of fairness) ask AL exactly what constitutes a hostage situation... to be clear.

We may find that yes, there may have been actual bundling into vans in deserts... but there may just have equally been a dispute over the BBC's idea of what constitutes 'expenses' when it comes to drinks.

I mean, Al was petrified in Ibiza half the time so how he managed in Iraq I do not know.

I told you at the time. We get to go to bed in Iraq. The only time you are being pumped with drugs and kept awake for days with ear splitting decibels is when the CIA have "taken an interest" in you.

is Al the friend of tim in ibiza who came with crazy roger to the party with all the german DJs?

Beatrix wrote:is Al the friend of tim in ibiza who came with crazy roger to the party with all the german DJs?

is this him?

you bastard

It's better than looking like a suicidal Charlie Brown. In fact, I've nver said this but your avatar is really disturbing. What is making Charlie so upset? I don't want to know

MarkD77 wrote:It's better than looking like a suicidal Charlie Brown. In fact, I've nver said this but your avatar is really disturbing. What is making Charlie so upset? I don't want to know

Probably TB fingerbobbing him.

Charlie Brownfinger.

This weekend, while trying to avoid being fingerbobbed, this is what I'm doing:

Thurs - being taken out on a company jollie with free booze somewhere. Should be fun.
Fri - recovering from an almighty hangover & womanising.
Sat - nowt yet. we'll see.

Rentaghost wrote:This weekend, while trying to avoid being fingerbobbed, this is what I'm doing:
Thurs - being taken out on a company jollie with free booze somewhere. Should be fun.
Fri - recovering from an almighty hangover & womanising.
Sat - nowt yet. we'll see.

This weekend a gang of us are staying at York Yurts for Dozy Rascals birthday.

York Yurts!

explain immediately/provide link or pics!

Sherrers wrote:York Yurts!

explain immediately/provide link or pics!

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g1808441-d1478185-Reviews-York_Yurts-Barmby_Moor_East_Riding_of_Yorkshire_England.html

Now I can proudly say this forum has everything.

late addition to my weekend plans

i've been asked to play some records with my mate james on leeds student radio tomorrow night

Well my radio career was curtailed before it even started, i don't even have a face for radio.

Never tell a joke that is older than you are.

Well a great weekend was had with the York Yurters. Daft drunken behaviour all weekend.

This was all horribly overshadowed this morning when my pa called to say the dog had passed away yesterday. Well gutted.

sorry to hear about the pooch bish

i eneded up going to vox, the new warehouse/club place thats open

it's quite a good venue, had a good time

wookie wrote:sorry to hear about the pooch bish

i eneded up going to vox, the new warehouse/club place thats open

it's quite a good venue, had a good time

the world's most compact review!

I'd like to audition Wookie for our newsdesk.

"Hello. Some stuff happened. Over to the weather..."


We cold pay him by the word. Like The Guardian. Cheap wankers.

I had a very quiet weekend as I started my new job today and for once I managed to have some self discipline. I was however kept amused with stories of the York Yurters

Bishop is a very unusual person.