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Fandango Widewheels
jim_kezzle
Welsh
crang
mundros
Son of Nod
Jnr DJ
Rrriot Guurl
bigdaddy
Bishop
wookie
Matt Long
Ben
Seeley
shAdy
Jonny Boy
scarlet pimpernel
Ye Olde Rog
RvZ
T.B
Sherrers
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Pimpers' Total Tool Test
Jonny Boy- vvwi
- Number of posts : 753
Location : Headingley, Leeds, West Yorkshire, 'OWZAT!
- Post n°121
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that craft!
RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
- Post n°122
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what craft?
Welsh- w
- Number of posts : 176
- Post n°123
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Swallow is well known for his careful craftsmanship and conceptual ideas in his works in relation to the contemporary society. His works are described as models, miniatures, replicas, copies, dioramas, homages, mementos, monuments and simulacra.
jim_kezzle- Moderator
- Number of posts : 575
Location : Leeds
- Post n°124
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scarlet pimpernel wrote:that is some amazing work
is it art or is crafts tho???
craftily artistic
Welsh- w
- Number of posts : 176
- Post n°125
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Yes!!!
Knows what to do with his wood, Does Swallow!
Knows what to do with his wood, Does Swallow!
Son of Nod- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4046
Location : In a Box
- Post n°126
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Witch craft?
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°127
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If it's predominantly figurative I'd say craft.
I am trying to be funny I fully realise I look like a twat.
It's an act! it really is. I am not a twat. Not all the time.
I am trying to be funny I fully realise I look like a twat.
It's an act! it really is. I am not a twat. Not all the time.
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
- Number of posts : 1633
Location : The 18th Century
- Post n°128
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what is figurative art then?
Welsh- w
- Number of posts : 176
- Post n°129
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I could only take a wild stab at this one. Lots of figures so I would imagine spread sheets are right up there.
Though a more realistic answer would suggest. Figurative art is more representational of real form blah de blah de blah!
(This track is ace! The one in my head coming from my bins! 'azul magico' by itzone.)
figurative art is a literal representation though sometimes abstract in concept! You could argue some abstract art is figurative when it's clearly not! As long as you sound like a twat and it makes nosense but make sure to use a language that dumbfounds your audience !!? Pick up an art journal if you get the chance! Art monthly is a good one! A spagboll of bollocks! But mighty fine bollocks!
No fuckit. Figuratve art is naked women or porn! I'm not being sexist either. I'm just not accustomed to naked men so they would fit in the abstract bracket. I guess???
Go figure!
Also in attempt to sound hysterical, failling miraculously managing to make myself out to be a monumentous twat!
Or more fitting to the thread a 'total tool' No photos available!!
It's contagious
Though a more realistic answer would suggest. Figurative art is more representational of real form blah de blah de blah!
(This track is ace! The one in my head coming from my bins! 'azul magico' by itzone.)
figurative art is a literal representation though sometimes abstract in concept! You could argue some abstract art is figurative when it's clearly not! As long as you sound like a twat and it makes nosense but make sure to use a language that dumbfounds your audience !!? Pick up an art journal if you get the chance! Art monthly is a good one! A spagboll of bollocks! But mighty fine bollocks!
No fuckit. Figuratve art is naked women or porn! I'm not being sexist either. I'm just not accustomed to naked men so they would fit in the abstract bracket. I guess???
Go figure!
Also in attempt to sound hysterical, failling miraculously managing to make myself out to be a monumentous twat!
Or more fitting to the thread a 'total tool' No photos available!!
It's contagious
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°130
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yeah but no but I was pretending tho
Welsh- w
- Number of posts : 176
- Post n°133
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And you can stray away from my Daffodils with that! It being my birthday and all!
Feeling younger than 5 years ago aslo or would that be my World Class Woman!?! Mmm...
Happy St David's Day on top of that!
Oh yeah! My trusty trowel is sufficient for now.
Feeling younger than 5 years ago aslo or would that be my World Class Woman!?! Mmm...
Happy St David's Day on top of that!
Oh yeah! My trusty trowel is sufficient for now.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°134
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Is your teeny tiny garden like mine and so derelict after winter you may as well till the bastard into ruts and start again?
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
- Number of posts : 1633
Location : The 18th Century
- Post n°135
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Mine is all ready to rock!
Gardening isn't just for clement weather you bloody amateurs!
Gardening isn't just for clement weather you bloody amateurs!
Ben- vvwi
- Number of posts : 752
Location : London
- Post n°136
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The Parang Machete, during my time in Borneo I was given one. It is a tool that we used for everything.
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
- Number of posts : 1633
Location : The 18th Century
- Post n°138
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I will have them french bastards!
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°139
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RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
- Post n°140
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I just look at my garden and think...
where to start!!?
where to start!!?
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
- Number of posts : 6539
Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°141
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Al wrote:I just look at my garden and think...
where to start!!?
Yellow pages under 'gardening services'.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°142
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Al wrote:I just look at my garden and think...
where to start!!?
Is yours not doing it's spring display mate? it happens without any cultivation in most gardens.
Mine is sprouting like a bastard!
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°143
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My garden is wank. I need a new one.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
- Number of posts : 6539
Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°144
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I am currently part way through a plot to get the current Mrs Devaney into gardening which would leave me free for other important activities. I even bought her a shiny new flymo.
So far the results are:
Leaves raked from grass and disposed of.
Not sure if my plan has worked yet. Time will tell.
So far the results are:
Leaves raked from grass and disposed of.
Not sure if my plan has worked yet. Time will tell.
T.B- Moderator
- Number of posts : 3939
Location : East London
- Post n°145
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tools for girls that are not dildos
the mind boggles
you are such a new man Mark
the mind boggles
you are such a new man Mark
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
- Number of posts : 6539
Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°146
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She's more into tools than I am. Every time there is a job to do in the house I am marched down to B&Q to purchase the correct tool for the job. I have loads of implements that have only been used once and are unlikely to ever be used again.
scarlet pimpernel- vvw
- Number of posts : 649
Location : Pontecarlo, YORKSHIRE
- Post n°147
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Bishop wrote:My garden is wank. I need a new one.
soz but that just got me in the guts
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°148
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scarlet pimpernel wrote:Bishop wrote:My garden is wank. I need a new one.
soz but that just got me in the guts
I was promised a new one last year, but my father has yet to deliver it. I may remind him now he is getting better. He will no doubt in turn remind the neighbour who i pushed in the canal (see mundane thread) that he also promised to help deliver it.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°149
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The Pontius Pilate of gardening.
Except he has dirty hands.
Except he has dirty hands.
RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
- Post n°150
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Why is mine a hideous wasteland??
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