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    Post  Sherrers on Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:34 am

    I have a mad jones for powertools. in fact any tools.

    This is my current prized item

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    Post  Sherrers on Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:38 am

    but I really want a longer blade like this chinese motherfucker ;

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    Post  T.B on Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:39 am

    the drive to make this a woman friendly forum just keeps on rolling Wink


    it's always got to be longer and faster with you boys Rolling Eyes
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    Post  T.B on Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:40 am

    Token Bird wrote:the drive to make this a woman friendly forum just keeps on rolling Wink


    it's always got to be longer and faster with you boys Rolling Eyes


    having said that, I like toolshops... and strangely... stationers.
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    Post  RvZ on Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:51 am

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    Post  Sherrers on Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:11 am

    Typical.

    I bet your idea of a powertool is a pencil sharpener Al.
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog on Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:28 am

    OOh ooh I LOVE gadgets What a Face
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    Post  scarlet pimpernel on Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:12 am

    powertools? I got em
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    Post  Jonny Boy on Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:16 am

    Al wrote:Pimpers' Total Tool Test Lego10


    looks a bit rude that pic.

    Like Gay Lego Porn Wink
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    Post  shAdy on Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:54 pm

    Jonny Boy wrote:
    Al wrote:Pimpers' Total Tool Test Lego10


    looks a bit rude that pic.

    Like Gay Lego Porn Wink

    Only to you squire... Laughing
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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:04 am

    no he does look like his is holding his own tool.
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    Post  Seeley on Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:33 am

    Power tool drag race. Thats my shit! Twisted Evil

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    Post  Seeley on Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:33 am

    Seeley wrote:Power tool drag race. Thats my shit! Twisted Evil

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    Along with Kittens. Wink
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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:39 am

    Seeley wrote:
    Seeley wrote:Power tool drag race. Thats my shit! Twisted Evil

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    Along with Kittens. Wink


    Brilliant!

    I love the way the crash test toddler's arm has been sliced off

    "mmm we may have to do another run of tests before we use a real child"

    My mate once stood on the cable of an angle grinder, it had the trigger catch on so it was running, it fell off the treads, landed on his head and bounced off, landed on the blade and drove itself off until it unplugged itself Wink
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    Post  T.B on Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:50 am

    I'm enjoying this more now it is the mothercare/powertool thread Wink
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    Post  Ben on Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:23 pm

    The Chainsaw Chimp has the tool of choice for me!!

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    Post  Sherrers on Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:39 pm

    I do love a dirty great big angle grinder with a twelve inch steel cutting disc on the bastard!

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    Post  RvZ on Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:51 pm

    clearly I'm more of a gnome man

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    i love this grumpy bastard. he's called "timothy the supervisor" in the shop BTW. 100% true Wink


    I am looking out for a good strimmer though. Mine doesn't strim anymore.
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    Post  Sherrers on Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:53 pm

    timmy the supervisor

    no relation


    Al you buy a new spindle for the strimmer , not a new machine you total tool!
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    Post  RvZ on Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:23 am

    Sherrers wrote:
    timmy the supervisor

    no relation


    Al you buy a new spindle for the strimmer , not a new machine you total tool!

    Embarassed

    I checked. You are totally right. D'oh!!
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog on Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:24 am

    ha!

    call yourself a gardener! greenfingers? brownfinger more like Wink
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    Post  RvZ on Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:36 am

    Laughing Laughing Laughing
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:39 am

    ggrrr... show us yer bits

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    Post  RvZ on Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:05 am

    wait! I know that one! it's a drill bit. 'cos you said 'bit'.
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:13 am

    you are such a soft southern get!

    it's a custom router blade. a compression router actually.
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    Post  Matt Long on Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:27 am

    My tool of choice is the stihl chainsaw,anysize reall y but the 084 has disturbing limb damaging potential.By the way i know you get a freakish kick outta you're saws tim pirat
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:17 am

    Matt Long wrote:My tool of choice is the stihl chainsaw,anysize reall y but the 084 has disturbing limb damaging potential.By the way i know you get a freakish kick outta you're saws tim pirat

    oh aye lad! I believe you may recognise this beast ;

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    which I have modified with a monster 48" winsor blade.


    I've always coveted a vintage chainsaw though. Like this ;

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    you could chop up summat dressed like this ;

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    Post  Ben on Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:22 pm

    Sherrers wrote:url=https://servimg.com/view/13683911/88]Pimpers' Total Tool Test 084rec10[/url

    On my travels a few years ago I went on expedition to Borneo. I spent 2 weeks working in a conservation area called Imbak Canyon. It took us 5 days to get there due to the fact it was near the end of monsoon season and there were rivers that were to high and dangerous to cross.
    I stayed with a group of locals who's job was to build huts for Scientists to come in and observe the surroundings and to make sure that there was no legal logging going on within the conservation area. At times they would trek into the jungle and search for recently fallen trees to make planks out of, for the construction of these huts. On many occasions I would watch these small Malaysian guys with chain saws almost as big as them attack these massive trees. Non of them would ware any protection just a pare of rubber jungle shoes and there Chelsea football shorts. Anyways getting to the point these lads would cut perfect planks out of these trees. As good as you buy from B&Q. The chain saw above brought back all these memory's. Class, by the way I was crap at cutting the wood. It was a mission and a half to have any control on a saw that size!!
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    Post  wookie on Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:05 pm

    id like to have a go on a nail gun
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    Post  RvZ on Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:13 pm

    Sherrers wrote:url=https://servimg.com/view/13683911/88]Pimpers' Total Tool Test 084rec10[/url

    isn't that machine a bit excessive for that teeny tiny tree timmy?

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