TUMBLEWEED

R.I.P Jimmy Saville.

He fixed it for my wife in 87.

The badge swings proudly under the microwave.

The duchess is gone.

Long live the duchess!.

Buckfast.

Better than cocaine since 1890.

I'll be surprised if we see Bish today. I sent him a text at about 9am yesterday morning and hehadn't been to be and was still boozing in his Gandalf outfit.

Hahahahahahaha. I lasted until 10pm last night.



I am up fit and well and buying houses as usual.

Bishop wrote:Hahahahahahaha. I lasted until 10pm last night.



I am up fit and well and buying houses as usual.

You animal! You're usually hanging on a Monday after a heavy weekend. I salute you

He is magic after all.

I prefer the term 'special'

don't really get any action in the evenings round here any more

part timers

Ye Olde Rog wrote:don't really get any action in the evenings round here any more

part timers

I read that in the voice of a Brass who'd been moved on from Call Lane to that bit of wasteland between Malmaison and Hilton where the bus station used to be.

Sherrers wrote:

Ye Olde Rog wrote:don't really get any action in the evenings round here any more

part timers

I read that in the voice of a Brass who'd been moved on from Call Lane to that bit of wasteland between Malmaison and Hilton where the bus station used to be.

The one legged one? She once propositioned me coming out of the Viaduct (when it was a football pub), I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. It later turned out one of the lads from football had actually taken her up on her offer. He is still known to this day by the nickname 'Paul McCartney'

You men are awful

I'm o0ff on a recruitment drive...

Token Bird wrote:I'm o0ff on a recruitment drive...

I'm imagining you canvassing on the streets of Romford, in a t-shirt with Tims face on it, with a daisy chain in your hair. A bit like those jesus people trying to lure the easily-lead in to our online cult.

I likes it missus!

If this forum is about me I'd hate to think what that actually means

I don't think you lot quite realise how mental this forum is. it's very peculiar

i KNOW we're just MAAAAD here. Bonkers.



I've become really self conscious now cheers junior

Token Bird wrote:I'm o0ff on a recruitment drive...

here i am i got bullied into it.

i was missed i can tell


you lot have gone limp as lettuce

boring i'm off now bye

Rrriot Guurl wrote:

Token Bird wrote:I'm o0ff on a recruitment drive...

here i am i got bullied into it.

i was missed i can tell


you lot have gone limp as lettuce

that was my recruitment drive

Token Bird wrote:

Rrriot Guurl wrote:

Token Bird wrote:I'm o0ff on a recruitment drive...

here i am i got bullied into it.

i was missed i can tell


you lot have gone limp as lettuce

that was my recruitment drive

I'm guessing your recruitment style is rather persuasive. The term 'bullied' gives a lot away

Can you tell her ; "good effort but we missed it, try again harder"

Sherrers wrote:Can you tell her ; "good effort but we missed it, try again harder"

I dread to think what method of torture TB will employ to get this message across.

probably email

Sherrers wrote:probably email

In your case, a fate worse than death

Hercule stout.

woa lunchtime rush again!

It went nuts there for a bit. I was struggling to keep up. The mid-afternoon lull has now descended and all is well.

I missed this rush too......far far toooooo busy at work!

LUNCHTIME RUSH

woooo

Token Bird wrote:LUNCHTIME RUSH

woooo

In.