TUMBLEWEED

Ye Olde Rog wrote:He ate shit and died.

The shit he had on his top lip did his health no favours either.

I've been a poor performer in terms of action Tuesday. The traffic this morning put paid to my forum antics.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:He ate shit and died.

Hahahaa! That'll teach him.

I am just so spectacularly busy, I can only post now and again. Must try harder.

I think when timmy is away he can't concentrate enough to make us work harder on here. It's not easy being imaginary people.

I've felt myself fading away over the past week. Like that photo in Back to the Future

THAT'S HOW I FEEL !

All the time!


It's called "getting old". I can't wait for it take hold of you young cunts. hahahaha!

I have been terribly busy at work and therefore not been on much. Soz.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:THAT'S HOW I FEEL !

All the time!


It's called "getting old". I can't wait for it take hold of you young cunts. hahahaha!

Yeah, but you've had 174 years to get used to getting old. I'm not even half way through my 30's yet!

You're not missing much mate don't worry.

my sicknote is obvious

the entire nation has gone insane and it's my job to tell everyone they have gone insane.

also to tell everyone it's a bit cold, presumably they don't know/are blind/have a rare disorder where they are always warm/no windows/no doors etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc (ad infinitum or until I goes postal)

Al wrote:my sicknote is obvious

the entire nation has gone insane and it's my job to tell everyone they have gone insane.

also to tell everyone it's a bit cold, presumably they don't know/are blind/have a rare disorder where they are always warm/no windows/no doors etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc (ad infinitum or until I goes postal)

I'm sorry Al I shouldn't laugh but you are funny when you are "a bit cross" (I can't imagine you losing your temper).

My sicknote is I am TOTALLY dobbing off work ha har!

It's bloody quiet this week.

I guess it's the pre-christmas lull. That 2 weeks last slog before we all quit work and get pissed. Did I mention I have 18 days off at Christmas?

Did i mentioni've already had 18 days off.......i'm begining to put weight on

haven't you got another 30 left as well?

Matt Long wrote:Did i mentioni've already had 18 days off.......i'm begining to put weight on

You don't count. You're never at bloody work.

I'm always working....i can show you all the happy faces that i've captured on the camera....proof. You'll even be getting my services in London!

Matt Long wrote:I'm always working....i can show you all the happy faces that i've captured on the camera....proof. You'll even be getting my services in London!

Our definition of 'work' seems to be a little different

Ha,ha......i suppose i do enjoy myself,just a little bit though

It is only WORK if you fucking hate it but have to do it.

Especially at two in the bloody morning.

So come on then Tim. Various people on here have heard various reports from you over the past couple of weeks. Trying to cobble together what has been going on from the evidence we have is like trying to come up with who murdered JFK.

Report please, so we can all have a hearty chuckle at your expense. All in the best possible ‘matey’ way of course

And where's bloody Al?

All the snow has gone now, there can't be that much happening in the region of Midlandshire?

And where is Grant these days?

I miss Daddy.....

Tim's ok,i've had real contact with him and i met his father.........great character :-)

Tim has a father.

I tell everyone that Rog is my Dad and they always say " ooh I get it! It's really obvious when you think about it!"


Try it. I promise you it will make him apoplectic with rage.

I,m running around like a man on fire but I'll be on the train later with my fancy new pad and will catch up then.

MarkD77 wrote:And where's bloody Al?

All the snow has gone now, there can't be that much happening in the region of Midlandshire?

No. Apparently there is still some sad drops of "human interest" in the weather. Our famous and well loved junction 23 of the M1 was very congested yesterday. For some time.

Oh wait , you were being sarcastic!
Silly me.

Sherrers wrote:I tell everyone that Rog is my Dad and they always say " ooh I get it! It's really obvious when you think about it!"


Try it. I promise you it will make him apoplectic with rage.

I,m running around like a man on fire but I'll be on the train later with my fancy new pad and will catch up then.

I've seen that. Roger goes actually proper ballistic. But to be fair he does introduce timbo as " my grandbastard " on many a random introduction.

MarkD77 wrote:So come on then Tim. Various people on here have heard various reports from you over the past couple of weeks. Trying to cobble together what has been going on from the evidence we have is like trying to come up with who murdered JFK.

Report please, so we can all have a hearty chuckle at your expense. All in the best possible ‘matey’ way of course

It's a bit of a long story but essence my move, myself and anything to do with me is cursed. Cursed as in doomed a every turn by a mystic , wizard, gypsy or Witch. Possibly I angered a voodoo priest.

Those of you who have suffered under a curse will need to know nothing more.

Sherrers wrote:I tell everyone that Rog is my Dad and they always say " ooh I get it! It's really obvious when you think about it!"


Try it. I promise you it will make him apoplectic with rage.

I,m running around like a man on fire but I'll be on the train later with my fancy new pad and will catch up then.

Always ultra sir?