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    THE BISHOP'S WEEKLY PARISH BULLETIN (inc. Turnip's wives)

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    Post  tanit on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:12 pm

    Parish Council Meetings.

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    Post  bigdaddy on Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:20 am

    Bishop wrote:I explained to Mad Eye Riley last night that I was doing a weekly report on the village for a serious website about rural life and she


    Hang on, Mad Eye is a woman?
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog on Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:54 am

    Yes. Beetlejuice is the Landlord. Mad-eye is the Landlady.

    See I am paying attention .
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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:06 am

    T.B wrote:
    The Dark Archers

    quality


    she is on fire this week
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    Post  Bishop on Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:36 am

    Ye Olde Rog wrote:Yes. Beetlejuice is the Landlord. Mad-eye is the Landlady.

    See I am paying attention .

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

    Its questionable as to whether she is a woman. But she claims to be. Until I see her clout I am undecided.
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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:43 am

    My god man. CLOUT??

    CLOUT??

    That is not even a word for ladies unmentionables. Not even in the strange wicker-man world you inhabit.

    Do you mean "Claat?"

    I need a lie down with some heavily diluted weak cordial!
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    Post  Bishop on Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:18 am

    Sherrers wrote:My god man. CLOUT??

    CLOUT??

    That is not even a word for ladies unmentionables. Not even in the strange wicker-man world you inhabit.

    Do you mean "Claat?"

    I need a lie down with some heavily diluted weak cordial!


    Hahahahaha. Sorry mate. I meant Spam Purse.
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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:28 pm

    Oh BISHOP!!

    I'm so glad you could join us!

    wooo hahaha woooooo hahahahaa

    press this ; http://arsebishop.com/
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    Post  Bishop on Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:43 pm

    Sherrers wrote:Oh BISHOP!!

    I'm so glad you could join us!

    wooo hahaha woooooo hahahahaa

    press this ; http://arsebishop.com/

    Very Happy

    Its an arse.
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    Post  wookie on Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:44 pm

    Claire, who is due to marry Steve "Pork Chop" Green , is having this afternoon off as she has a bad back. I saw her in the pub last night. Didnt look that bad to me. When i say I saw her in the pub, I wasnt actually in the pub, I was in my bedroom window.

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    Post  Son of Nod on Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:17 pm

    Sherrers wrote:My god man. CLOUT??

    CLOUT??

    That is not even a word for ladies unmentionables. Not even in the strange wicker-man world you inhabit.

    Do you mean "Claat?"

    I need a lie down with some heavily diluted weak cordial!

    Laughing Laughing Laughing
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    Post  Jnr DJ on Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:27 pm

    'arsebishop'

    'clout'

    Laughing
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    Post  Bishop on Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:07 am

    Next report coming shortly. I am fucking rushed on my feet at work and then take work home and then get up early and work from home before I come to work. I am also gathering pictures from the weekend just gone.
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    Post  T.B on Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:32 am

    Arse, Bishop.
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    Post  Bishop on Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:36 am

    T.B wrote:Arse, Bishop.



    Arsebishop of Blyth?
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:49 am

    Arsebishop of Cunterbury Very Happy
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    Post  Bishop on Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:36 am

    Sherrers wrote:Arsebishop of Cunterbury Very Happy

    I was going to put that, but didn't think we could use the word cunt. You sir are the arse. Very Happy
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:51 am

    Das Girlz said we could ages ago. They reclaimed it for lezzers or something.

    It's better than 'Clout' Laughing
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    Post  Broadhead on Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:58 am

    Sherrers wrote:Das Girlz said we could ages ago. They reclaimed it for lezzers or something.

    It's better than 'Clout' Laughing

    I like Clout. The word i mean. Oh god, i'm off!
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    Post  Bishop on Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:44 pm

    Broadhead wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:Das Girlz said we could ages ago. They reclaimed it for lezzers or something.

    It's better than 'Clout' Laughing

    I like Clout. The word i mean. Oh god, i'm off!

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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    Post  T.B on Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:50 pm

    bishop is so rubbish! it's wednesday and no report Shocked
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    Post  Jnr DJ on Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:17 pm

    skiver Very Happy
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:30 pm

    Crowd is getting ugly Bish.

    It's pitchforks and flaming torches.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:32 pm

    Sherrers wrote:Crowd is getting ugly Bish.

    It's pitchforks and flaming torches.

    How vigorous is the waving of said implements?
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    Post  Bishop on Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:35 pm

    Sherrers wrote:Crowd is getting ugly Bish.

    It's pitchforks and flaming torches.



    Just every day normality for me that to be fair. If the shop is late opening by 1 minute you can expect this, plus a ritual sacrifice of a virgin.



    The report will be on tonight. I am still compiling data from the weekend. Now let me hear no more about it until then. Very Happy
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:44 pm

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:Crowd is getting ugly Bish.

    It's pitchforks and flaming torches.

    How vigorous is the waving of said implements?

    There is some mumbling and agreeing that something needs to be done at the village green. Early days.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:45 pm

    Sherrers wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:Crowd is getting ugly Bish.

    It's pitchforks and flaming torches.

    How vigorous is the waving of said implements?

    There is some mumbling and agreeing that something needs to be done at the village green. Early days.

    Defcon 3 then. UN is monitoring but peacekeepers are as yet to be mobilised.
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    Post  Broadhead on Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:45 pm

    Bishop wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:Crowd is getting ugly Bish.

    It's pitchforks and flaming torches.



    Just every day normality for me that to be fair. If the shop is late opening by 1 minute you can expect this, plus a ritual sacrifice of a virgin.



    The report will be on tonight. I am still compiling data from the weekend. Now let me hear no more about it until then. Very Happy

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    Post  T.B on Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:03 am

    Sherrers wrote:My god man. CLOUT??

    CLOUT??

    That is not even a word for ladies unmentionables. Not even in the strange wicker-man world you inhabit.

    Do you mean "Claat?"

    I need a lie down with some heavily diluted weak cordial!

    Keep up Bald Eagle!

    WICKA WICKA WAA WAAAAA Very Happy
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    Post  Broadhead on Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:04 am

    T.B wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:My god man. CLOUT??

    CLOUT??

    That is not even a word for ladies unmentionables. Not even in the strange wicker-man world you inhabit.

    Do you mean "Claat?"

    I need a lie down with some heavily diluted weak cordial!

    Keep up Bald Eagle!

    WICKA WICKA WAA WAAAAA Very Happy

    Damn it Mad

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