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    Post  Sherrers on Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:26 am

    Get your fix of Blyth right here, Read all abaht it!


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    Post  Bishop on Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:21 am

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

    cheers cheers cheers cheers

    I love it.

    Breaking news. Its Mad Eye Rileys birthday today. I haven't attended. Shocked
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    Post  Bishop on Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:46 am

    First report for the Easter weekend.

    Dinger, Raggy and Metfuck had the first fire of the summer season in Blyth.

    It went well.

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    Post  Sherrers on Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:29 am

    it's like some sort of eastern european rural gay porn mag.

    "Igor and Piotr like very much to be only kissing in the forest... but hello NO SEXY SEXY PLEASE because they are brothers."
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    Post  T.B on Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:01 pm

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    Post  RvZ on Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:17 pm

    Sherrers wrote:it's like some sort of eastern european rural gay porn mag.

    "Igor and Piotr like very much to be only kissing in the forest... but hello NO SEXY SEXY PLEASE because they are brothers."


    BRAVO *large round of applause*

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    Post  scarlet pimpernel on Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:52 pm

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    Post  Ye Olde Rog on Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:18 pm

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    Post  Jnr DJ on Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:25 pm

    Sherrers wrote:it's like some sort of eastern european rural gay porn mag.

    "Igor and Piotr like very much to be only kissing in the forest... but hello NO SEXY SEXY PLEASE because they are brothers."

    Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven
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    Post  Bishop on Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:30 pm

    Sherrers wrote:it's like some sort of eastern european rural gay porn mag.

    "Igor and Piotr like very much to be only kissing in the forest... but hello NO SEXY SEXY PLEASE because they are brothers."



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    I have told the "boys" that they are now thought of as Eastern European gays and they seemed ok with it.
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    Post  Sherrers on Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:31 pm

    It's a living.
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    Post  Son of Nod on Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:33 pm

    Sherrers wrote:It's a living.

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    Post  bigdaddy on Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:16 am

    Bishop wrote:I have told the "boys" that they are now thought of as Eastern European gays and they seemed ok with it.


    How much for the hot one with the beard?
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    Post  Bishop on Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:21 am

    bigdaddy wrote:
    Bishop wrote:I have told the "boys" that they are now thought of as Eastern European gays and they seemed ok with it.


    How much for the hot one with the beard?



    The one with the beard doesnt charge. I presume you mean hot, as in, he is actually on fire.?
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:12 am

    bigdaddy wrote:
    Bishop wrote:I have told the "boys" that they are now thought of as Eastern European gays and they seemed ok with it.


    How much for the hot one with the beard?


    One pair Levi stonewash jean and large bottle coca cola is yours. No pepsi. My english she is bad but that am not stupid is true yes. You try with pepsi I send boy you do not like.
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    Post  Rrriot Guurl on Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:49 am

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    Post  Bishop on Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:10 pm

    The week so far in Blyth.

    Black Peter from next door is expecting a child. He also cut my front lawn on Tuesday. He continues to be a good neighbour despite us having to vacate our house last friday due to his party which he had. There was only 4 of them and they played 90's chart hits for a fair few hours but the music was that awful we took refuge at my folks house for the evening.

    Mrs Hooters continues to grown at an alarming rate. She is still working at the Red Hart every thursday though, but has decided not to work tonight. Mad Eye will not be happy. She may actually have to do some work.



    Lazarus the chef continues to speak only 2 words to me everytime we see each other. YEAH MAN he shouts from the Red Hart kitchen. Thats all i get, nothing else.



    I saw the vicar walk past on Sunday sporting a pair of bunny ears. No idea why.



    The postman has been suspended from duties. Apparently he signed for a parcel and placed it in the recipients wheely bin. You can guess the rest.



    Claire, who is due to marry Steve "Pork Chop" Green , is having this afternoon off as she has a bad back. I saw her in the pub last night. Didnt look that bad to me. When i say I saw her in the pub, I wasnt actually in the pub, I was in my bedroom window.



    The Fourways has turned into one of those horrible pubs called a Sizzler. You can get a steak and a pint for about 6 quid. Raggy and Dinger the Euorpean gays have been in every night so far.



    Adam, who we suspect is gay, but wont come out, is having a party in the Red Hart on friday night. This may be a good photo opportunity to stick in the weekly report.



    I continue my running campaign, however I had to cut my run short the other day because I needed a shit half way round. The route i had taken was fairly busy so had to nip my cheeks all the way home. bad planning. (I may have already enlightened you to this fact already).



    I hear the Charnwood Hotel has gone bankrupt. I am yet to receive confirmation of the same.
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    Post  Sherrers on Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:15 pm

    See.;

    Bish is second busiest person on here and he can do a weekly.

    And jolly good it is too!
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    Post  T.B on Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:30 pm

    I really feel I have to see if Blyth is as weird as advertised.

    Will I be let down?

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    Post  Broadhead on Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:33 pm

    T.B wrote:I really feel I have to see if Blyth is as weird as advertised.

    Will I be let down?


    If you're not you get your money back.
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    Post  Bishop on Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:41 pm

    T.B wrote:I really feel I have to see if Blyth is as weird as advertised.

    Will I be let down?




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    All depends on which day you visit. Mostly yes, you will be let down. But just sometimes it is the weirdest place imaginable.
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    Post  RvZ on Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:55 pm

    I'm really getting much more a feel for it with words and pictures.

    My humble ambition would be to see all the cast with mugshots. So I can enjoy the written reports even more.
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    Post  Bishop on Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:57 pm

    RvZ wrote:I'm really getting much more a feel for it with words and pictures.

    My humble ambition would be to see all the cast with mugshots. So I can enjoy the written reports even more.



    I am on it RvZ. Its my mission for this weekend.
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    Post  RvZ on Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:59 pm

    Say it's in the name of science!

    I'm sure the good citizens will endure a brief census.

    Jesus did.
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    Post  Bishop on Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:00 am

    RvZ wrote:Say it's in the name of science!

    I'm sure the good citizens will endure a brief census.

    Jesus did.



    They will jump at the chance mate.Tthey will actually think they are going to be in farmers weekly, or turnip times, or eastern european readers brothers.
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    Post  RvZ on Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:14 am

    Can they hold an antique picture frame or one of those horse things you gurn through?

    For continuity of course!
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    Post  Bishop on Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:26 am

    RvZ wrote:Can they hold an antique picture frame or one of those horse things you gurn through?

    For continuity of course!



    Its a given. Very Happy
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    Post  scarlet pimpernel on Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:29 am

    Bishop wrote:The week so far in Blyth.

    Black Peter from next door is expecting a child. He also cut my front lawn on Tuesday. He continues to be a good neighbour despite us having to vacate our house last friday due to his party which he had. There was only 4 of them and they played 90's chart hits for a fair few hours but the music was that awful we took refuge at my folks house for the evening.

    Mrs Hooters continues to grown at an alarming rate. She is still working at the Red Hart every thursday though, but has decided not to work tonight. Mad Eye will not be happy. She may actually have to do some work.



    Lazarus the chef continues to speak only 2 words to me everytime we see each other. YEAH MAN he shouts from the Red Hart kitchen. Thats all i get, nothing else.



    I saw the vicar walk past on Sunday sporting a pair of bunny ears. No idea why.



    The postman has been suspended from duties. Apparently he signed for a parcel and placed it in the recipients wheely bin. You can guess the rest.



    Claire, who is due to marry Steve "Pork Chop" Green , is having this afternoon off as she has a bad back. I saw her in the pub last night. Didnt look that bad to me. When i say I saw her in the pub, I wasnt actually in the pub, I was in my bedroom window.



    The Fourways has turned into one of those horrible pubs called a Sizzler. You can get a steak and a pint for about 6 quid. Raggy and Dinger the Euorpean gays have been in every night so far.



    Adam, who we suspect is gay, but wont come out, is having a party in the Red Hart on friday night. This may be a good photo opportunity to stick in the weekly report.



    I continue my running campaign, however I had to cut my run short the other day because I needed a shit half way round. The route i had taken was fairly busy so had to nip my cheeks all the way home. bad planning. (I may have already enlightened you to this fact already).



    I hear the Charnwood Hotel has gone bankrupt. I am yet to receive confirmation of the same.

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    Post  T.B on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:02 pm

    Lazarus and Pork Chop. Laughing

    The Dark Archers saga expands.
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    Post  Bishop on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:09 pm

    T.B wrote:Lazarus and Pork Chop. Laughing

    The Dark Archers saga expands.



    I explained to Mad Eye Riley last night that I was doing a weekly report on the village for a serious website about rural life and she now has it in her head that I will be attending Parish Council meetings in order to generate stories. She was very drunk. drunken drunken affraid

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