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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Thu May 24, 2012 2:57 am

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

    Stout is good in pies (Steak and Guinness Pie).

    Whatever you do, dont' drink it.
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    Post  Broadhead Thu May 24, 2012 3:00 am

    I'm more clean shaven than i have been for a long time and i can safely say i hate it. It was a neccesity as my facial hair had reached critical point ginger but i am not a fan. Grow you bastard, GROW!
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    Post  Bishop Thu May 24, 2012 3:13 am

    bigdaddy wrote:Today's pet hate: O2.

    Last week I paid my phone bill, so O2 cut off my phone.

    Yes, I thought that was odd behaviour as well. So I called them.

    "No sir! You paid NEXT month's bill, not last month's! So we cut off your phone!"

    After some discussion, they agreed that perhaps they could be more flexible about allocating payments. The phone was reconnected.

    This month's bill isn't due for another 5 days, and I've had four texts since saying "we're going to cut off your phone."

    Today, after several enjoyably fruity phone calls, they sent me a "we're sorry" package.

    Unlabelled, no message. Six bottles of stout in a presentation package, tied with an O2 ribbon.

    And it's not like they don't know I'm Australian, particularly after some of the language used in the call.

    What does one do with stout? What is stout for?

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

    Now if it had been a bowl of that fruity punch that we drank at the blue oyster club that time we visited, I bet you wouldnt be moaning. Wink

    Nice tipple was that.
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    Post  Sherrers Thu May 24, 2012 3:39 am

    bigdaddy wrote:

    What does one do with stout? What is stout for?


    It's a word we use in English to describe a big fatty without making them blub.
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    Post  Sherrers Thu May 24, 2012 3:43 am

    Broadhead wrote:I'm more clean shaven than i have been for a long time and i can safely say i hate it. It was a neccesity as my facial hair had reached critical point ginger but i am not a fan. Grow you bastard, GROW!

    Do you look like The Hood?

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    Post  Broadhead Thu May 24, 2012 4:43 am

    Pretty much, yeah
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    Post  Bishop Thu May 24, 2012 7:36 am

    Broadhead wrote:Pretty much, yeah

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    Post  Ben Thu May 24, 2012 7:56 pm

    Whingers and moaners!!
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    Post  Broadhead Thu May 24, 2012 7:57 pm

    Ben wrote:Whingers and moaners!!

    Yes? Very Happy
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    Post  Bishop Thu May 24, 2012 7:58 pm

    Ben wrote:Whingers and moaners!!

    Nothing worse mate. Very Happy
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    Post  Ben Thu May 24, 2012 7:59 pm

    Broadhead wrote:
    Ben wrote:Whingers and moaners!!

    Yes? Very Happy

    LOL was not meaning you mate. Wink
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    Post  Ben Thu May 24, 2012 8:01 pm

    Bishop wrote:
    Ben wrote:Whingers and moaners!!

    Nothing worse mate. Very Happy

    True story, we have set a plan of attack for the weekend. With the drive being 5 1/2 hours we planned to set of early tomorrow. One of my mates has done nothing but complain about having to get out of bed early on his day off. Has truly done my head in!!
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    Post  Broadhead Thu May 24, 2012 8:01 pm

    Ben wrote:
    Bishop wrote:
    Ben wrote:Whingers and moaners!!

    Nothing worse mate. Very Happy

    True story, we have set a plan of attack for the weekend. With the drive being 5 1/2 hours we planned to set of early tomorrow. One of my mates has done nothing but complain about having to get out of bed early on his day off. Has truly done my head in!!

    Poor form. Stick him in the boot.
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    Post  Bishop Thu May 24, 2012 8:02 pm

    Ben wrote:
    Bishop wrote:
    Ben wrote:Whingers and moaners!!

    Nothing worse mate. Very Happy

    True story, we have set a plan of attack for the weekend. With the drive being 5 1/2 hours we planned to set of early tomorrow. One of my mates has done nothing but complain about having to get out of bed early on his day off. Has truly done my head in!!

    Go without him. Simple. I have zero tolerance for mates like that.
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    Post  Ben Thu May 24, 2012 8:04 pm

    Bishop wrote:
    Ben wrote:
    Bishop wrote:
    Ben wrote:Whingers and moaners!!

    Nothing worse mate. Very Happy

    True story, we have set a plan of attack for the weekend. With the drive being 5 1/2 hours we planned to set of early tomorrow. One of my mates has done nothing but complain about having to get out of bed early on his day off. Has truly done my head in!!

    Go without him. Simple. I have zero tolerance for mates like that.

    I just think it's sheer Lazyness. Anyways if I continue I will sound like a whinger!! Wink
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    Post  Bishop Thu May 24, 2012 8:12 pm

    Ben wrote:
    Bishop wrote:
    Ben wrote:
    Bishop wrote:
    Ben wrote:Whingers and moaners!!

    Nothing worse mate. Very Happy

    True story, we have set a plan of attack for the weekend. With the drive being 5 1/2 hours we planned to set of early tomorrow. One of my mates has done nothing but complain about having to get out of bed early on his day off. Has truly done my head in!!

    Go without him. Simple. I have zero tolerance for mates like that.

    I just think it's sheer Lazyness. Anyways if I continue I will sound like a whinger!! Wink

    Too late. Laughing
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Thu May 24, 2012 8:44 pm

    Drug him up and drop him off somewhere really rough. That'll teach him Twisted Evil
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    Post  Sherrers Thu May 24, 2012 8:50 pm

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:Drug him up and drop him off somewhere really rough. That'll teach him Twisted Evil

    Dubai slave market?


    Bit harsh. Very Happy
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Thu May 24, 2012 8:51 pm

    Sherrers wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:Drug him up and drop him off somewhere really rough. That'll teach him Twisted Evil

    Dubai slave market?


    Bit harsh. Very Happy

    I was thinking Stockton High Street Laughing Laughing Laughing
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    Post  Broadhead Thu May 24, 2012 11:18 pm

    I have just sat in the sun for 15 minutes. I now feel a tad faint and my head is burnt. Bald men from Wakey, not built for sun-worshipping.

    Being dressed head to toe in black won't have helped matters though.
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    Post  T.B Thu May 24, 2012 11:19 pm

    Broadhead wrote:

    Being dressed head to toe in black won't have helped matters though.

    Sheridan will argue that point. He has to me at great length. Until I wanted to die.
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    Post  Son of Nod Thu May 24, 2012 11:20 pm

    T.B wrote:
    Broadhead wrote:

    Being dressed head to toe in black won't have helped matters though.

    Sheridan will argue that point. He has to me at great length. Until I wanted to die.

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    Post  Bishop Thu May 24, 2012 11:25 pm

    T.B wrote:
    Broadhead wrote:

    Being dressed head to toe in black won't have helped matters though.

    Sheridan will argue that point. He has to me at great length. Until I wanted to die.

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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Thu May 24, 2012 11:28 pm

    T.B wrote:
    Broadhead wrote:

    Being dressed head to toe in black won't have helped matters though.

    Sheridan will argue that point. He has to me at great length. Until I wanted to die.

    It's all dependent on the fit of the clothing and windspeed. But then T.B. it sounds like you already know this Wink
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    Post  Sherrers Thu May 24, 2012 11:30 pm

    Yes but being a vagina wearer she found a magical subtext that somehow had eluded me (me... the author of the text) a subtext that black fabric is somehow a metaphor for black skin.

    I was on about black being a radiator for heat, which is why Bedouins wear black rather than white in the deep desert. Basically I was trying to talk about physics and you managed to make it about racism.

    Man vs Woman. Right there.
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    Post  Bishop Thu May 24, 2012 11:43 pm

    Sherrers wrote:Yes but being a vagina wearer she found a magical subtext that somehow had eluded me (me... the author of the text) a subtext that black fabric is somehow a metaphor for black skin.

    I was on about black being a radiator for heat, which is why Bedouins wear black rather than white in the deep desert. Basically I was trying to talk about physics and you managed to make it about racism.

    Man vs Woman. Right there.



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    Post  bigdaddy Fri May 25, 2012 8:25 pm

    Sherrers wrote:a subtext that black fabric is somehow a metaphor for black skin.

    "Black tulle don't crack"? Yeah, Chico says that a lot as well.

    In other news, I am greatly amused that O2 just called, said sorry, and said my next phone bill would be waived as a not-stout-based apology.

    Then they cut my phone off again, just to be sure. SIGH.
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    Post  Bishop Fri May 25, 2012 8:27 pm

    bigdaddy wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:a subtext that black fabric is somehow a metaphor for black skin.

    "Black tulle don't crack"? Yeah, Chico says that a lot as well.

    In other news, I am greatly amused that O2 just called, said sorry, and said my next phone bill would be waived as a not-stout-based apology.

    Then they cut my phone off again, just to be sure. SIGH.

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

    Stout, waived phone bill, cut off from the world.

    They love you Daddy.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Wed May 30, 2012 2:54 am

    Corrosion, the bane of my life.
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    Post  Bishop Wed May 30, 2012 6:25 am

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:Corrosion, the bane of my life.

    Old age mate. Happens to us all.

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