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Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Sherrers wrote:You've never truly experienced the cold desolation of the loneliness of the british mall until you have been a Santa in one.

Every fucking day for 6 weeks.

It's not a competition like. But if it is I win and you all lose.

This is a new one on me. You've been a kids Santa? Poor little bastards........

I took it very seriously. There is nothing worse than a shit Santa.

I'm sure this is old ground.

Sherrers wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Sherrers wrote:You've never truly experienced the cold desolation of the loneliness of the british mall until you have been a Santa in one.

Every fucking day for 6 weeks.

It's not a competition like. But if it is I win and you all lose.

This is a new one on me. You've been a kids Santa? Poor little bastards........

I took it very seriously. There is nothing worse than a shit Santa.

I'm sure this is old ground.

We're hardly known for our ground-breaking new topics in fairness.

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Sherrers wrote:You've never truly experienced the cold desolation of the loneliness of the british mall until you have been a Santa in one.

Every fucking day for 6 weeks.

It's not a competition like. But if it is I win and you all lose.

This is a new one on me. You've been a kids Santa? Poor little bastards........

I took it very seriously. There is nothing worse than a shit Santa.

I'm sure this is old ground.

We're hardly known for our ground-breaking new topics in fairness.

Yep, we're the internet version of the Dave channel.

at least the metro centre has a rollercoaster in it

meadowhell just has knobheads from south yorkshire in it

wookie wrote:at least the metro centre has a rollercoaster in it

meadowhell just has knobheads from south yorkshire in it

They got rid of that ages ago.

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Sherrers wrote:You've never truly experienced the cold desolation of the loneliness of the british mall until you have been a Santa in one.

Every fucking day for 6 weeks.

It's not a competition like. But if it is I win and you all lose.

This is a new one on me. You've been a kids Santa? Poor little bastards........

I took it very seriously. There is nothing worse than a shit Santa.

I'm sure this is old ground.

We're hardly known for our ground-breaking new topics in fairness.

We are the eco friendly forum

wookie wrote:at least the metro centre has a rollercoaster in it

meadowhell just has knobheads from south yorkshire in it

This was to be my one saving grace, but alas, Broadhead is correct.

after hearing that, i feel like steve jobs has died all over again

rip rollercoaster, you'll loop da loop in heaven now

car drivers = wankers

people with brollys = wankers

people who drive with brollys = double wankers

wookie wrote:at least the metro centre has a rollercoaster in it

meadowhell just has knobheads from south yorkshire in it

It had a roller coaster In it? Actually in the shopping centre?

Tiny wrote:

wookie wrote:at least the metro centre has a rollercoaster in it

meadowhell just has knobheads from south yorkshire in it

It had a roller coaster In it? Actually in the shopping centre?

yeah, along with a ferris wheel and pirate ship

Right now i really really hate buying houses..... Really hate it. and the stupid, lazy, lying, shit solicitor our seller is using. Tossbag.

wookie wrote:car drivers = wankers

people with brollys = wankers

people who drive with brollys = double wankers

I drove to work this morning with a brolley in my door paocket. Is that a 1.5 on the wanker scale?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:car drivers = wankers

people with brollys = wankers

people who drive with brollys = double wankers

I drove to work this morning with a brolley in my door paocket. Is that a 1.5 on the wanker scale?

no sorry mate, there's no half measures on this scale, its a double wanker for you.

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:car drivers = wankers

people with brollys = wankers

people who drive with brollys = double wankers

I drove to work this morning with a brolley in my door paocket. Is that a 1.5 on the wanker scale?

no sorry mate, there's no half measures on this scale, its a double wanker for you.

I've never used an brolly in my life. Mind you, the rains hardly going to mess my hair up is it?

Broadhead wrote:

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:car drivers = wankers

people with brollys = wankers

people who drive with brollys = double wankers

I drove to work this morning with a brolley in my door paocket. Is that a 1.5 on the wanker scale?

no sorry mate, there's no half measures on this scale, its a double wanker for you.

I've never used an brolly in my life. Mind you, the rains hardly going to mess my hair up is it?

I hate getting wet. I think I have a cat gene somewhere in my DNA.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:car drivers = wankers

people with brollys = wankers

people who drive with brollys = double wankers

I drove to work this morning with a brolley in my door paocket. Is that a 1.5 on the wanker scale?

no sorry mate, there's no half measures on this scale, its a double wanker for you.

I've never used an brolly in my life. Mind you, the rains hardly going to mess my hair up is it?

I hate getting wet. I think I have a cat gene somewhere in my DNA.

I'm half man, half crocodile. They're pretty miserable creatures too, so it makes sene.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:car drivers = wankers

people with brollys = wankers

people who drive with brollys = double wankers

I drove to work this morning with a brolley in my door paocket. Is that a 1.5 on the wanker scale?

no sorry mate, there's no half measures on this scale, its a double wanker for you.

I've never used an brolly in my life. Mind you, the rains hardly going to mess my hair up is it?

I hate getting wet. I think I have a cat gene somewhere in my DNA.

i think you must have, as your sounding like a pussy about the rain

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

wookie wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

wookie wrote:car drivers = wankers

people with brollys = wankers

people who drive with brollys = double wankers

I drove to work this morning with a brolley in my door paocket. Is that a 1.5 on the wanker scale?

no sorry mate, there's no half measures on this scale, its a double wanker for you.

I've never used an brolly in my life. Mind you, the rains hardly going to mess my hair up is it?

I hate getting wet. I think I have a cat gene somewhere in my DNA.

i think you must have, as your sounding like a pussy about the rain

I have a cat that doesn't care if its raining....

I fort how much this forum made me Laugh... I've missed you all

Tiny wrote:Right now i really really hate buying houses..... Really hate it. and the stupid, lazy, lying, shit solicitor our seller is using. Tossbag.

You should really move from Monopoly to Cluedo then.

I'm not a professional counsellor but I'm usually right.

That will be one million pounds please.

My brush with Boris' Boneshakers has hit me today and if I had a proper job I'd be off sick. I'd probably get wages an all.

Sherrers wrote:

Tiny wrote:Right now i really really hate buying houses..... Really hate it. and the stupid, lazy, lying, shit solicitor our seller is using. Tossbag.

You should really move from Monopoly to Cluedo then.

I'm not a professional counsellor but I'm usually right.

That will be one million pounds please.

sorry I've only got a 5 million note on me

Friday

Deadline

Stress

Bugger

The weather. Will summer just fuck off and leave us to get on with Autumn.

The current 'indian summer' is like that fit bird who only tells you that she fancied you once you're spoken for. Bitch.

bad things:

Drinking far too much yesterday afternoon/evening, resulting in me feeling rather woeful this morning.

Missing the first 80 minutes of the football yesterday.

Traffic this morning. Rubbish.

Me, the internet and alcohol. Never a good mix.

People letting me down and showing their true colours.

Bad news being received this morning.

Broadhead wrote:bad things:

Drinking far too much yesterday afternoon/evening, resulting in me feeling rather woeful this morning.

Missing the first 80 minutes of the football yesterday.

Traffic this morning. Rubbish.

Me, the internet and alcohol. Never a good mix.

People letting me down and showing their true colours.

Bad news being received this morning.

I'd go back to bed and get up again tomorrow.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Broadhead wrote:bad things:

Drinking far too much yesterday afternoon/evening, resulting in me feeling rather woeful this morning.

Missing the first 80 minutes of the football yesterday.

Traffic this morning. Rubbish.

Me, the internet and alcohol. Never a good mix.

People letting me down and showing their true colours.

Bad news being received this morning.

I'd go back to bed and get up again tomorrow.

If only i could have. I laid there thinking of an excuse for my non-appearance in the office, but thought better of it in the end. Unusual, but wise. I can't wait for some time off.

Girls being harder to understand than chinese braille with no hands, as everything they say has eight different meanings, and the one logical one you pick is always fucking wrong.

wookie wrote:Girls being harder to understand than chinese braille with no hands, as everything they say has eight different meanings, and the one logical one you pick is always fucking wrong.

No matter what you say, it will always be wrong. Even if it is actually right.

I gave up on trying to work them out ages ago. I currently hate 99% of them.