We are gathered here today........

No cos it's like being in a HD film AND in your best.

It's working sister! I'm not joking.

I'd say you looked like shit godzillas if you did

Token Bird wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

No way!


and is that Bishop with clothes on???

Hello. Yep that is I. Clothes on. I was well behaved on Fanny Wheels big day.

Sherrers wrote:not showing off like but your snaps are 3 foot by 5 and crisp as a trouserpress sales rep

on my massive monitor

the dog won't sit on my lap in my command chair so he's ruining the whole vibe

spanish bastard

. Dont you be calling benny bad names now sheridan. he will get a complex.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Awwwwwwwwww.

Bishop wrote:

Sherrers wrote:not showing off like but your snaps are 3 foot by 5 and crisp as a trouserpress sales rep

on my massive monitor

the dog won't sit on my lap in my command chair so he's ruining the whole vibe

spanish bastard

. Dont you be calling benny bad names now sheridan. he will get a complex.

He's a dog, he's ginger and he's spanish. He's eats sheep shit, travels in the boot and licks his own privates how much further can he go before he gets a 'complex?". Complexity is not part of his dictionary. "Complicado" is though.

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Sherrers wrote:not showing off like but your snaps are 3 foot by 5 and crisp as a trouserpress sales rep

on my massive monitor

the dog won't sit on my lap in my command chair so he's ruining the whole vibe

spanish bastard

. Dont you be calling benny bad names now sheridan. he will get a complex.

He's a dog, he's ginger and he's spanish. He's eats sheep shit, travels in the boot and licks his own privates how much further can he go before he gets a 'complex?". Complexity is not part of his dictionary. "Complicado" is though.

Why can't humans lick their own parts...

See now you've given NODZ a complex.

Son of Nod wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Sherrers wrote:not showing off like but your snaps are 3 foot by 5 and crisp as a trouserpress sales rep

on my massive monitor

the dog won't sit on my lap in my command chair so he's ruining the whole vibe

spanish bastard

. Dont you be calling benny bad names now sheridan. he will get a complex.

He's a dog, he's ginger and he's spanish. He's eats sheep shit, travels in the boot and licks his own privates how much further can he go before he gets a 'complex?". Complexity is not part of his dictionary. "Complicado" is though.

Why can't humans lick their own parts...

i thought prince had two ribs removed, so he could.

wookie wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Sherrers wrote:not showing off like but your snaps are 3 foot by 5 and crisp as a trouserpress sales rep

on my massive monitor

the dog won't sit on my lap in my command chair so he's ruining the whole vibe

spanish bastard

. Dont you be calling benny bad names now sheridan. he will get a complex.

He's a dog, he's ginger and he's spanish. He's eats sheep shit, travels in the boot and licks his own privates how much further can he go before he gets a 'complex?". Complexity is not part of his dictionary. "Complicado" is though.

Why can't humans lick their own parts...

i thought prince had two ribs removed, so he could.

So they say...tad extreme if he did just for that.....would you???

Urban myth, they said that about Catherine the Great and Greta Garbo.

Prince is so wee if he did that he'd roll into a teeny purple ball like a woodlouse.

I have the dubious honour of knowing a man who professionally fellates himself. From the Manumission years. Years I have chosen to ignore for tax purposes.

Sorry Nodz and Bish ruined your marriage Mark BTW

There's always one or Bish too...

Sherrers wrote:Urban myth, they said that about Catherine the Great and Greta Garbo.

Prince is so wee if he did that he'd roll into a teeny purple ball like a woodlouse.

I have the dubious honour of knowing a man who professionally fellates himself. From the Manumission years. Years I have chosen to ignore for tax purposes.

i thought catherine the great got bummed by a horse?

wookie wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Urban myth, they said that about Catherine the Great and Greta Garbo.

Prince is so wee if he did that he'd roll into a teeny purple ball like a woodlouse.

I have the dubious honour of knowing a man who professionally fellates himself. From the Manumission years. Years I have chosen to ignore for tax purposes.

i thought catherine the great got bummed by a horse?

wookie wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Urban myth, they said that about Catherine the Great and Greta Garbo.

Prince is so wee if he did that he'd roll into a teeny purple ball like a woodlouse.

I have the dubious honour of knowing a man who professionally fellates himself. From the Manumission years. Years I have chosen to ignore for tax purposes.

i thought catherine the great got bummed by a horse?

Was it a cyberdine systems robo-centaur with option butt plug?


WOOP WOOP WRONG

Wookie is basically the Alan Davis of the forum

Ever noticed how any woman in power either gets a bit of a bad rep or is basically burned to death or dunked?

Sherrers wrote:

wookie wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Urban myth, they said that about Catherine the Great and Greta Garbo.

Prince is so wee if he did that he'd roll into a teeny purple ball like a woodlouse.

I have the dubious honour of knowing a man who professionally fellates himself. From the Manumission years. Years I have chosen to ignore for tax purposes.

i thought catherine the great got bummed by a horse?

Was it a cyberdine systems robo-centaur with option butt plug?


WOOP WOOP WRONG

Wookie is basically the Alan Davis of the forum

Ever noticed how any woman in power either gets a bit of a bad rep or is basically burned to death or dunked?

Gotta love google....Queen of Russia, who died as a result of being crushed by a horse during intercourse with it...must have been like a wheelie bin!!

I can't believe what you've all done to my marriage.


We're doomed.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I can't believe what you've all done to my marriage.


We're doomed.

Son of Nod wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

wookie wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Urban myth, they said that about Catherine the Great and Greta Garbo.

Prince is so wee if he did that he'd roll into a teeny purple ball like a woodlouse.

I have the dubious honour of knowing a man who professionally fellates himself. From the Manumission years. Years I have chosen to ignore for tax purposes.

i thought catherine the great got bummed by a horse?

Was it a cyberdine systems robo-centaur with option butt plug?


WOOP WOOP WRONG

Wookie is basically the Alan Davis of the forum

Ever noticed how any woman in power either gets a bit of a bad rep or is basically burned to death or dunked?

Gotta love google....Queen of Russia, who died as a result of being crushed by a horse during intercourse with it...must have been like a wheelie bin!!

IT

DIDN"T

HAPPEN


why is it blokes are totally up for believing the maddest shit about women but if someone said oh yeah Lord Nelson lost his arm fisting a lion they'd be laughed out of History and have to stand in the school corridor.

twits

If it's on the internet it's true. Were you not aware of this rule? (see post on Prince and his rib removal)

If it was possible no bloke would get married for starters

Token Bird wrote:If it was possible no bloke would get married for starters

The decline of the shoe and handbag industry would be inversely proportional to the rise of the rib removal industry.

i never said it was true, it's just what i'd heard

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Token Bird wrote:If it was possible no bloke would get married for starters

The decline of the shoe and handbag industry would be inversely proportional to the rise of the rib removal industry.

I for one purchase my own thank you very much mister man

I'd like a job in the rib shop. With a big crowbar. The bible (that isn't true either wookie love) said we were made from your ribs. I'm having them back for the sisters.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Token Bird wrote:If it was possible no bloke would get married for starters

The decline of the shoe and handbag industry would be inversely proportional to the rise of the rib removal industry.

I'd very much like to see that in a graph form.

Sherrers wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Token Bird wrote:If it was possible no bloke would get married for starters

The decline of the shoe and handbag industry would be inversely proportional to the rise of the rib removal industry.

I'd very much like to see that in a graph form.

I wanted to do this but I can't upload pictures at work. I'll get on it tonight.

Having had broken ribs i can safely say i don't want anyone messing with 'em, especially an angry TB with a rusty crowbar.

Token Bird wrote:
I for one purchase my own thank you very much mister man
.

One of those TBisms that for no reason cracks me up

Token Bird wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Token Bird wrote:If it was possible no bloke would get married for starters

The decline of the shoe and handbag industry would be inversely proportional to the rise of the rib removal industry.

I for one purchase my own thank you very much mister man

I'd like a job in the rib shop. With a big crowbar. The bible (that isn't true either wookie love) said we were made from your ribs. I'm having them back for the sisters.

pfft everyone knows the bible aint real petal, now the book of mormom thats real

wookie wrote:

Token Bird wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Token Bird wrote:If it was possible no bloke would get married for starters

The decline of the shoe and handbag industry would be inversely proportional to the rise of the rib removal industry.

I for one purchase my own thank you very much mister man

I'd like a job in the rib shop. With a big crowbar. The bible (that isn't true either wookie love) said we were made from your ribs. I'm having them back for the sisters.

pfft everyone knows the bible aint real petal, now the book of mormom thats real

You mean there's no Easter Bunny?