Token Bird's Grotto of Romance.....

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:Hang on.

How you get so many?

Where does it start?

That's my main problem

You internet groom don't you?

Well it's hardly my looks, wit or charm is it?

I don't understand!

FACEBOOK GRANDAD

T.B wrote:FACEBOOK GRANDAD

Hell no.

I remember my first date with Mrs Noodle, went very well. Planned to eat - didn't happen....got pissed on wine. Four years later nowt has change, apart from the switch to vodka. Oh, and a wonder baby boy!

Broadhead wrote:

T.B wrote:FACEBOOK GRANDAD

Hell no.

Are you denying it?

T.B wrote:FACEBOOK GRANDAD

ASL

AGE
SEX
LOCATION

Best groomers tools.

T.B wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

T.B wrote:FACEBOOK GRANDAD

Hell no.

Are you denying it?

I am indeed. YES, i may have in the past, but not this time.

Age? : Dear me yes.
Sex? : No.
Location? : There's nobody around to ask.

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:whoa whoa I'm being completely serious I don't know what Nod is tittering about.

You don't have to give the address it's the strategy that counts.

Well it will be somewhere we can sit, converse, drink and be merry. No loud soundtrack and not full of idiots. Hard in Leeds i know, but i'll manage it.

whitelocks?

Broadhead wrote:

T.B wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

T.B wrote:FACEBOOK GRANDAD

Hell no.

Are you denying it?

I am indeed. YES, i may have in the past, but not this time.

I DON'T GET IT

How are the introductions done? Is it work? Internet?
HELP ME

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:whoa whoa I'm being completely serious I don't know what Nod is tittering about.

You don't have to give the address it's the strategy that counts.

Well it will be somewhere we can sit, converse, drink and be merry. No loud soundtrack and not full of idiots. Hard in Leeds i know, but i'll manage it.

whitelocks?

She'll be there at 5pm.

He'll be down call lane 'til 9.

Sherrers wrote:

wookie wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:whoa whoa I'm being completely serious I don't know what Nod is tittering about.

You don't have to give the address it's the strategy that counts.

Well it will be somewhere we can sit, converse, drink and be merry. No loud soundtrack and not full of idiots. Hard in Leeds i know, but i'll manage it.

whitelocks?

She'll be there at 5pm.

He'll be down call lane 'til 9.

That was Bish's fault!

Was the train of pain his fault too?

Sherrers wrote:Was the train of pain his fault too?

I hold my hands up on that one.

I find the quiet solace of strip clubs to be an ideal location.

As if it were possible for this thread to get any more ridiculous we are getting tips from is Lordship.

The only person in this Galaxy I KNOW is worse than I am at the thing.

Sherrers wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

T.B wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

T.B wrote:FACEBOOK GRANDAD

Hell no.

Are you denying it?

I am indeed. YES, i may have in the past, but not this time.

I DON'T GET IT

How are the introductions done? Is it work? Internet?
HELP ME

Ever tried speed dating?

I refuse to believe you are as crap as you make out Sheridan. The CMD finds you most charming.

Son of Nod wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

T.B wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

T.B wrote:FACEBOOK GRANDAD

Hell no.

Are you denying it?

I am indeed. YES, i may have in the past, but not this time.

I DON'T GET IT

How are the introductions done? Is it work? Internet?
HELP ME

Ever tried speed dating?

Rog has

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I refuse to believe you are as crap as you make out Sheridan. The CMD finds you most charming.

There's no motivation to be falsely modest on here mate there are only 3 women and they can rest easy . Very easy.

I thought we established earlier not to listen to your wife?

No he is totally fucking useless I can vouch for that.

Sherrers wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

T.B wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

T.B wrote:FACEBOOK GRANDAD

Hell no.

Are you denying it?

I am indeed. YES, i may have in the past, but not this time.

I DON'T GET IT

How are the introductions done? Is it work? Internet?
HELP ME

Ever tried speed dating?

Rog has

Minus the dating.

Sherrers wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I refuse to believe you are as crap as you make out Sheridan. The CMD finds you most charming.

There's no motivation to be falsely modest on here mate there are only 3 women and they can rest easy . Very easy.

I thought we established earlier not to listen to your wife?

at least one has been there

Rrriot Guurl wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I refuse to believe you are as crap as you make out Sheridan. The CMD finds you most charming.

There's no motivation to be falsely modest on here mate there are only 3 women and they can rest easy . Very easy.

I thought we established earlier not to listen to your wife?

at least one has been there

3/1 - tb

10/1 - tanit

25/1 - beatrix

10,000,000/1 - riotgurl

Two actually.

Sherrers wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I refuse to believe you are as crap as you make out Sheridan. The CMD finds you most charming.

There's no motivation to be falsely modest on here mate there are only 3 women and they can rest easy . Very easy.

I thought we established earlier not to listen to your wife?

I laughed but

Anyway he's old news. Very old.

Back to the Grannyspanker

That would be a very pleasant relief if he doesn't mind.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:No he is totally fucking useless I can vouch for that.

That is amazing coming from you.

It's like Patrick Moore giving Brian Cox tips about anthemic dance pop.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

T.B wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

T.B wrote:FACEBOOK GRANDAD

Hell no.

Are you denying it?

I am indeed. YES, i may have in the past, but not this time.

I DON'T GET IT

How are the introductions done? Is it work? Internet?
HELP ME

Ever tried speed dating?

Rog has

Minus the dating.