Token Bird's Grotto of Romance.....

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dissect our souls, make a fist of pure emotion and lay bare how shit me and Scott are here

what have I missed??

you went on a DATE?? fuck off

your dog wouldn't let you. you dog slag

Sherrers wrote:dissect our souls, make a fist of pure emotion and lay bare how shit me and Scott are here

I'd like to see this question answered please

oh right yeah very non specific area that 'degree of attraction' innit.

DOGZ man. Would you go out with the ace-est bestest girl in the world but she was a hound?

be true

while on the topic of dogs

Mac wrote:what have I missed??

you went on a DATE?? fuck off

your dog wouldn't let you. you dog slag

true.

I can't imagine timmy as anything but a spinster.

hahaha 'spinster'.

spot on

he's avoiding the question

Last Friday whilst out on my date i decided to buy some Smints, so that i didn't have bad breath. Because i'm considerate like that. I got them from the vending machine in the pub that had a pole in it.

I've just seen the best before date on them. October 2010.

The things i do for love

so....

Scott.

What's the plan?

Sherrers wrote:so....

Scott.

What's the plan?

I don't have one as yet. Defo buy my mints beforehand though.

Oh, and avoid places where i might know people.

Good strategy.

*makes notes*

That might be tough though. I'd be hard pushed to go anywhere where I could be sure of not seeing anyone. I don't mean I am a 'face' I just mean where I could be 100% sure of it. It's a mental state not a reality.

Where are you thinking?

Sherrers wrote:Good strategy.

*makes notes*

That might be tough though. I'd be hard pushed to go anywhere where I could be sure of not seeing anyone. I don't mean I am a 'face' I just mean where I could be 100% sure of it. It's a mental state not a reality.

Where are you thinking?

I'm not falling for that one. Though pretty much anywhere but Distrikt should cover it

whoa whoa I'm being completely serious I don't know what Nod is tittering about.

You don't have to give the address it's the strategy that counts.

it's good thinkig there as i've been on some and the geezer is obviously a regular (or in one case the owner) and they are non-stop 'hey how you doin' yeeeah I'm well popular , nice to see yas'

LOOK AT ME YOU NIT HELLO?

I've still not got over the last one.

A cautionary tale in how shit I am at the whole thing.

In an update I'm spending this week not getting in touch in the hope it will all go away

Sherrers wrote:whoa whoa I'm being completely serious I don't know what Nod is tittering about.

You don't have to give the address it's the strategy that counts.

Well it will be somewhere we can sit, converse, drink and be merry. No loud soundtrack and not full of idiots. Hard in Leeds i know, but i'll manage it.

I noticed though that your unique strategy is wine but no dine.

Without dining I can't even imagine going on a date but if I had to find somewhere quiet and pleasant for drinking it would be nigh on impossible.

I tell you a good spot. The Victorian cafe bit of the Henry Moore centre. Lovely.

It'll make you look dead clever

Hang on.

How you get so many?

Where does it start?

That's my main problem

You internet groom don't you?

Sherrers wrote:I noticed though that your unique strategy is wine but no dine.

Without dining I can't even imagine going on a date but if I had to find somewhere quiet and pleasant for drinking it would be nigh on impossible.

I tell you a good spot. The Victorian cafe bit of the Henry Moore centre. Lovely.

It'll make you look dead clever

Good idea, however i haven't eaten a proper meal since last week and don't want to start feeling ill and have to leave. That would be horrendous.

You can't get much more relaxed than a few drinks. I have a couple of places in mind, though it would be ungentlamanly to make the decision without consulting my fair maiden

Sherrers wrote:Hang on.

How you get so many?

Where does it start?

That's my main problem

You internet groom don't you?

Well it's hardly my looks, wit or charm is it?

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:I noticed though that your unique strategy is wine but no dine.

Without dining I can't even imagine going on a date but if I had to find somewhere quiet and pleasant for drinking it would be nigh on impossible.

I tell you a good spot. The Victorian cafe bit of the Henry Moore centre. Lovely.

It'll make you look dead clever

Good idea, however i haven't eaten a proper meal since last week and don't want to start feeling ill and have to leave. That would be horrendous.

You can't get much more relaxed than a few drinks. I have a couple of places in mind, though it would be ungentlamanly to make the decision without consulting my fair maiden

On a serious note. In my youth I seem to recollect that some girls got annoyed if I didn't say exactly what we were doing and where we were going. They didn't like being handed the buck.

Broadhead wrote:
Good idea, however i haven't eaten a proper meal since last week and don't want to start feeling ill and have to leave. That would be horrendous.

Basically he should be in bed but he wants to WERQ the anorexic look while he's got it. We've all been there.

RvZ wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:I noticed though that your unique strategy is wine but no dine.

Without dining I can't even imagine going on a date but if I had to find somewhere quiet and pleasant for drinking it would be nigh on impossible.

I tell you a good spot. The Victorian cafe bit of the Henry Moore centre. Lovely.

It'll make you look dead clever

Good idea, however i haven't eaten a proper meal since last week and don't want to start feeling ill and have to leave. That would be horrendous.

You can't get much more relaxed than a few drinks. I have a couple of places in mind, though it would be ungentlamanly to make the decision without consulting my fair maiden

On a serious note. In my youth I seem to recollect that some girls got annoyed if I didn't say exactly what we were doing and where we were going. They didn't like being handed the buck.

Good advice, i like it. I will test the waters and use my non-existant powers of persuasion. Weatherspoons it is, mines a pint love.

RvZ wrote:
On a serious note. In my youth I seem to recollect that some girls got annoyed if I didn't say exactly what we were doing and where we were going. They didn't like being handed the buck.

When was that? 1897?

Actually that is a good call if you have 100% belief in your choice.

T.B wrote:

Broadhead wrote:
Good idea, however i haven't eaten a proper meal since last week and don't want to start feeling ill and have to leave. That would be horrendous.

Basically he should be in bed but he wants to WERQ the anorexic look while he's got it. We've all been there.

Too true.

I'm a reverse anorexic.

I make everyone else sick.