HomeSherrers wrote:My last failure was in part due to my using the free 3D glasses from the films as a hairband. The fact they were sort of dreadlocked in and couldn't come out didn't help. I probably smelt funny too.
Smooth operator.
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Token Bird's Grotto of Romance.....
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Smooth operator.
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You will be pleased to know the grotto re-opened for business over the weekend.
Sherrers- Admin
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You don't get to avoid the downs and crow about the ups my lad!!
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I think you'll find i do
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Broadhead wrote:You will be pleased to know the grotto re-opened for business over the weekend.
Repeat business or new opportunity?
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:Broadhead wrote:You will be pleased to know the grotto re-opened for business over the weekend.
Repeat business or new opportunity?
The latter. I am yet to manage repeat business as yet. With any of them
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Broadhead wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:Broadhead wrote:You will be pleased to know the grotto re-opened for business over the weekend.
Repeat business or new opportunity?
The latter. I am yet to manage repeat business as yet. With any of them
So you have a 100% failure rate of getting past the first date?
I can't even graph that. There's only 1 data point
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:Broadhead wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:Broadhead wrote:You will be pleased to know the grotto re-opened for business over the weekend.
Repeat business or new opportunity?
The latter. I am yet to manage repeat business as yet. With any of them
So you have a 100% failure rate of getting past the first date?
I can't even graph that. There's only 1 data point
I like to look at more of a 100% success rate of not getting to the second date. Always looking for positives me.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Broadhead wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:Broadhead wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:Broadhead wrote:You will be pleased to know the grotto re-opened for business over the weekend.
Repeat business or new opportunity?
The latter. I am yet to manage repeat business as yet. With any of them
So you have a 100% failure rate of getting past the first date?
I can't even graph that. There's only 1 data point
I like to look at more of a 100% success rate of not getting to the second date. Always looking for positives me.
You must have had a very good weekend.
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:Broadhead wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:Broadhead wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:Broadhead wrote:You will be pleased to know the grotto re-opened for business over the weekend.
Repeat business or new opportunity?
The latter. I am yet to manage repeat business as yet. With any of them
So you have a 100% failure rate of getting past the first date?
I can't even graph that. There's only 1 data point
I like to look at more of a 100% success rate of not getting to the second date. Always looking for positives me.
You must have had a very good weekend.
It was my first sober one in quite a while, put it that way.
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It always helps.
Broadhead- vvwi
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I am supposed to be reaching the milestone of date two, yes TWO, this Friday. That leaves me only 5 days to stuff it up. Wish me luck.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Just don't communicate with her for the next 5 days. Easy.
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:Just don't communicate with her for the next 5 days. Easy.
Hmmm, it could work.
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I've lost the thread of Scott's story but I wish him well in it.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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In summary:
Scott goes on date, Scott doesn't achieve second date.
I feel a root cause analysis coming on.
Scott goes on date, Scott doesn't achieve second date.
I feel a root cause analysis coming on.
Broadhead- vvwi
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:In summary:
Scott goes on date, Scott doesn't achieve second date.
I feel a root cause analysis coming on.
There are two reasons: Personality of a japanese business man and alcohol.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Broadhead wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:In summary:
Scott goes on date, Scott doesn't achieve second date.
I feel a root cause analysis coming on.
There are two reasons: Personality of a japanese business man and alcohol.
You end up dancing and singing like a lunatic with your tie wrapped round your head 'rambo' style?
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Broadhead wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:In summary:
Scott goes on date, Scott doesn't achieve second date.
I feel a root cause analysis coming on.
There are two reasons: Personality of a japanese business man and alcohol.
Sherrers- Admin
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but I thought it was going well now??
I'm really lost!
I'm really lost!
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Sherrers wrote:but I thought it was going well now??
I'm really lost!
This one is so far.
bigdaddy- Moderator
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:Scott goes on date, Scott doesn't achieve second date.
Men are so goal directed.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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bigdaddy wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:Scott goes on date, Scott doesn't achieve second date.
Men are so goal directed.
Especially Tory men
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bigdaddy wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:Scott goes on date, Scott doesn't achieve second date.
Men are so goal directed.
More of a Gordian Not.
T.B- Moderator
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What is a POF account Scott??
Broadhead- vvwi
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Plenty Of Fish. Online shizzle. Not for the feint hearted.
T.B- Moderator
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OOh why is it??
Come on Mr Petrol! is it kinky? is it nasty?
Come on Mr Petrol! is it kinky? is it nasty?
Sherrers- Admin
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Broadhead wrote:Plenty Of Fish. Online shizzle. Not for the feint hearted.
SO butch
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T.B wrote:OOh why is it??
Come on Mr Petrol! is it kinky? is it nasty?
There are just some odd folk on there. Some are kinky, some are VERY nasty.
No Sandra ( 49, all my kids are grown up, from South Barnsley, smokes often), you can't piss in my mouth.
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Egad! 
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