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Token Bird's Grotto of Romance.....
RvZ- vvvwi
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Jnr DJ- vvwi
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Broadhead wrote:T.B wrote:OOh why is it??
Come on Mr Petrol! is it kinky? is it nasty?
There are just some odd folk on there. Some are kinky, some are VERY nasty.
No Sandra ( 49, all my kids are grown up, from South Barnsley, smokes often), you can't piss in my mouth.
What's her number Scott?
Broadhead- vvwi
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Jnr DJ wrote:Broadhead wrote:T.B wrote:OOh why is it??
Come on Mr Petrol! is it kinky? is it nasty?
There are just some odd folk on there. Some are kinky, some are VERY nasty.
No Sandra ( 49, all my kids are grown up, from South Barnsley, smokes often), you can't piss in my mouth.
What's her number Scott?
With talk like that one can only assume it contains 666!
Rrriot Guurl- vvw
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"Sandra".
Riiight.
Riiight.
jon carter- vw
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Sandra at the Royal Armouries. That I would pay to see.
Ropey single mum pissing on a roundhead? Oh yes.
Ropey single mum pissing on a roundhead? Oh yes.
jon carter- vw
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RvZ wrote:Such things are like news from the Moon to us old married men.
But on the internet... you are free!
Broadhead- vvwi
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jon carter wrote:Sandra at the Royal Armouries. That I would pay to see.
Ropey single mum pissing on a roundhead? Oh yes.
Hey, it's free in the Armouries! And it's Broadhead, not roundhead.
Sherrers- Admin
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Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Broadhead wrote:jon carter wrote:Sandra at the Royal Armouries. That I would pay to see.
Ropey single mum pissing on a roundhead? Oh yes.
Hey, it's free in the Armouries! And it's Broadhead, not roundhead.
T.B- Moderator
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"taking a train to York" = going on yet another date
Y/N?
Y/N?
Broadhead- vvwi
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T.B wrote:"taking a train to York" = going on yet another date
Y/N?
Date. N.
Getting a life and not spending all weekend hungover and depressed. Y.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Shopping trip or boozing?
Broadhead- vvwi
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:Shopping trip or boozing?
A mixture of the two. I can't be trusted to be in Leeds with Farina being on at Distrikt. That will end up badly.
Sherrers- Admin
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Are you still available?
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Sherrers wrote:Are you still available?
Are you askin?
Broadhead- vvwi
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Sherrers wrote:Are you still available?
Eternally available
T.B- Moderator
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Eternally available sounds like a range of perfumes
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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T.B wrote:Eternally available sounds like a range of perfumes
There's a tagline in that but I love Scott so I won't play on his predicament.
Sherrers- Admin
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Play on mine. It's way worse and I don't care.
T.B- Moderator
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have you given up sherribovvered?
Broadhead- vvwi
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:T.B wrote:Eternally available sounds like a range of perfumes
There's a tagline in that but I love Scott so I won't play on his predicament.
The sour smell of desperation, with a bouqeut of disappointment and a strong hint of everlasting sadness?
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
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you rang?
Broadhead- vvwi
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Ye Olde Rog wrote:you rang?
Best post on here in months.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Broadhead wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:T.B wrote:Eternally available sounds like a range of perfumes
There's a tagline in that but I love Scott so I won't play on his predicament.
The sour smell of desperation, with a bouqeut of disappointment and a strong hint of everlasting sadness?
I wasn't thinking quite as brutal as that.
Jnr DJ- vvwi
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Roger por Homme
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Jnr DJ wrote:Roger por Homme
Female repellant
or repellant to females
Broadhead- vvwi
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TB, i have something to tell you. i often wonder why i tell you these things, but there you go.
Anyway........The next woman i am due to meet (she is a bit older than me), actually has a grand daughter. I am finally living up to my granny botherer tag.
*puts barrel in mouth, pulls trigger*
Anyway........The next woman i am due to meet (she is a bit older than me), actually has a grand daughter. I am finally living up to my granny botherer tag.
*puts barrel in mouth, pulls trigger*
Sherrers- Admin
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I think that has silenced her!
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
Broadhead wrote:TB, i have something to tell you. i often wonder why i tell you these things, but there you go.
Anyway........The next woman i am due to meet (she is a bit older than me), actually has a grand daughter. I am finally living up to my granny botherer tag.
*puts barrel in mouth, pulls trigger*
So knowing Wakey that would make her about 26?
Broadhead- vvwi
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:Broadhead wrote:TB, i have something to tell you. i often wonder why i tell you these things, but there you go.
Anyway........The next woman i am due to meet (she is a bit older than me), actually has a grand daughter. I am finally living up to my granny botherer tag.
*puts barrel in mouth, pulls trigger*
So knowing Wakey that would make her about 26?
I don't mess with those Wakey types anymore.
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