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The term 'reality TV star'.

When is the world going to wake up and realise that they are making millionaires of absolute fucking no-marks? Has the average intelligence level of the human race really dipped this low, or is it just a lull?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:The term 'reality TV star'.

When is the world going to wake up and realise that they are making millionaires of absolute fucking no-marks? Has the average intelligence level of the human race really dipped this low, or is it just a lull?

Yeah, I saw your rant on Facebook. Sad isn't it? I can't even look at a tabloid for this very reason

I hate that term. Ther not a "star" just lucky/unlucky/ stupid depending on your point of view!

Fandango Widewheels wrote:The term 'reality TV star'.

When is the world going to wake up and realise that they are making millionaires of absolute fucking no-marks? Has the average intelligence level of the human race really dipped this low, or is it just a lull?

I'm still waiting for the "sapient" bit of the species to kick in....

It's midnight and I still have a shitload of work to do and be int he studio first thing.

Self. Fucking. Employment.

gizza job

(I can't even jump ship i have employees now!)

And bleach in my Winky wound.







Oh and just in case the last 20 years didn't register I am defo an alcoholic, I just drank cooking sherry.

Sherrers wrote:And bleach in my Winky wound.






Oh and just in case the last 20 years didn't register I am defo an alcoholic, I just drank cooking sherry.

How is your winky this morning Tim!!?

High 5 Friday in Starbucks. I have now sunk to the depths of human depravity.

Tiny wrote:

Sherrers wrote:And bleach in my Winky wound.






Oh and just in case the last 20 years didn't register I am defo an alcoholic, I just drank cooking sherry.

How is your winky this morning Tim!!?

Clean. Bleachy clean.

Today I hate my life. I've not been to bed, got to tube station and they literally shut the doors in my face for a 'security alert". I then had to drive to the studio, congestion charge! i HAD to do it . Got back just now, barely able to see... got a whole day's emails waiting.

Great.

hangovers.

i currently have the worst hangover ever.

i have sent out for a macdonalds bacon and egg mcmuffin meal and a large bacon egg and tomato sandwich.
i am at work and clients are pissing me off.
bad times.

how long in prison would i get, for smashing a chair into the face of someone i work with

she's been back from holiday half an hour, and i'm already comtemplating murder

wookie wrote:how long in prison would i get, for smashing a chair into the face of someone i work with

she's been back from holiday half an hour, and i'm already comtemplating murder

6 monthish maybe! can you poison her tea!? then she will be off sick!

wookie wrote:how long in prison would i get, for smashing a chair into the face of someone i work with

she's been back from holiday half an hour, and i'm already comtemplating murder

Hahhaaa....I felt like this a few weeks ago. Some grunt gave me attitude in the office!!!!

Tiny wrote:

wookie wrote:how long in prison would i get, for smashing a chair into the face of someone i work with

she's been back from holiday half an hour, and i'm already comtemplating murder

6 monthish maybe! can you poison her tea!? then she will be off sick!

she diabetic, that may kill her, i only want severely maim her

wookie wrote:

Tiny wrote:

wookie wrote:how long in prison would i get, for smashing a chair into the face of someone i work with

she's been back from holiday half an hour, and i'm already comtemplating murder

6 monthish maybe! can you poison her tea!? then she will be off sick!

she diabetic, that may kill her, i only want severely maim her

ah, fair enough.
trip her up.

Put some smelly fish in her drawers...

put some raw chicken under her desk and wait a few days!

wookie wrote:

Tiny wrote:

wookie wrote:how long in prison would i get, for smashing a chair into the face of someone i work with

she's been back from holiday half an hour, and i'm already comtemplating murder

6 monthish maybe! can you poison her tea!? then she will be off sick!

she diabetic, that may kill her, i only want severely maim her

Put 27 sugars in her coffee, and then you can 'save the day' by giving her an emergency shot of insulin into her eyeball.

elrusto wrote:

wookie wrote:

Tiny wrote:

wookie wrote:how long in prison would i get, for smashing a chair into the face of someone i work with

she's been back from holiday half an hour, and i'm already comtemplating murder

6 monthish maybe! can you poison her tea!? then she will be off sick!

she diabetic, that may kill her, i only want severely maim her

Put 27 sugars in her coffee, and then you can 'save the day' by giving her an emergency shot of insulin into her eyeball.

hahaha we have a winner

Tiny wrote:hangovers.

i currently have the worst hangover ever.

i have sent out for a macdonalds bacon and egg mcmuffin meal and a large bacon egg and tomato sandwich.
i am at work and clients are pissing me off.
bad times.

Drinking on school nights. Biggest 'no no' ever.

it all started with an innocent glass of wine.... and ended up in 3 bottles, falling over and waking up in the bathroom

Tiny wrote:it all started with an innocent glass of wine.... and ended up in 3 bottles, falling over and waking up in the bathroom

Ouch!

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Tiny wrote:it all started with an innocent glass of wine.... and ended up in 3 bottles, falling over and waking up in the bathroom

Ouch!

ouch indeed.

although i am being taken out for tea to a fancy hotel so thats cheered me up!

Tiny wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Tiny wrote:it all started with an innocent glass of wine.... and ended up in 3 bottles, falling over and waking up in the bathroom

Ouch!

ouch indeed.

although i am being taken out for tea to a fancy hotel so thats cheered me up!

Nice, what fancy hotel?

i bets its the dinner buffet at the premier inn

The malmaison in leeds. never been but my friend recons its posh?? is it?

It's a posh hotel, not sure what the restaurant is like.

I've only been the once, but it was pretty good!

Fandango Widewheels wrote:It's a posh hotel, not sure what the restaurant is like.

the edit made me laugh, what was the regards, mark bit about !!?

Lets face it, it's bound to be too posh for us lot. I mean, Bish still wears a Naffco 54 coat, Fandango drives a chav mobile, Wookie is a hairy, well Wookie and i'm from Wakefield. It could be a B&B in Rhyl and it would still seem upmarket to us rapscallions

Saying that, i know where you are from Tiny so it will DEFO seem posh