Larry Levan's Weekend Plans.

no mate theres no food,

why dont you bring a packed lunch and a flask of tea if you get hungry

and maybe one of those walking sticks that has a seat attached at the top, so you can have a little rest, if it all gets too much for you

Thats not a bad idea actually.

'4 potted beef sarnies, a penguin, a calypo drink, 20 Marlboro Lights and some ear plugs, all squeezed in to tuppence-wear'

Rave on

People eating food in clubs used to make me feel ill. Now I quite like the idea.

do you take a pack up out with you as well?

Imagine the shame of getting kicked out of a club for eating a billy bear Ham sarnie in a darkened corner.

'look, either hand it all over or you are out'

I think i'd walk as long as i could keep my reformed pig sandwiches.

"you got any scotch eggs mate?"

"no mate, got some savoury eggs though, 3 for £1"

'has any one got any E's?'

'Yeah, i've got some mate'

'What are they?'

'Red leicester, Edam & Mozarella'

'No, E's mate, i said E's'

Caught sniffing crisps and bummin butties.

In a hours I begin my trek from sotuh to north. Looking forward to getting back to blighty, even if it is for just a few days. I'm not likely to post again today so I will wish you all a good weekend!

Aye, have a good one Mark. It's scorchio i tell thee.

Broadhead wrote:Aye, have a good one Mark. It's scorchio i tell thee.

Aye it is. Sat in me y fronts its that hot.

Tonight - BBQ at a mates

Tomorrow - Trip to Matlock and then off to clumber park for some food and booze and abit of cricket/football, see how many people we can hit.

Sunday - If the weather is nice, sit in the garden with a nice glass of wine or ten.

tonight - burn some cd's

tomorrow - some friends are back from travelling, go and see them, catch up, then go to shift, get stinking drunk

the day after tomorrow - hangover, and park if people are going

What time do you think you will be getting there lad?

dont know mate, will find out plans tomorrow day time, and give you a text

just found out there's a bbq between 6-8pm, so you dont have to bring a pack up

Oh really? I will be there at 6 then, on the dot! I wasn't going to come until 8 but if youre there before that then i will.

I'm coming down with all my mates. I'll be the bloke on his own in the corner

Broadhead wrote:Oh really? I will be there at 6 then, on the dot! I wasn't going to come until 8 but if youre there before that then i will.

I'm coming down with all my mates. I'll be the bloke on his own in the corner

stood at the front of the queue.

he loves queues, as it looks like he's got friends when stood in it

I'll turn and try and talk to someone, then do that nervous smile where you raise your eyebrows as they have ignored me. Then i'll look around pretending i've seen someone i know, and shuffle off.

Broadhead wrote:I'll turn and try and talk to someone, then do that nervous smile where you raise your eyebrows as they have ignored me. Then i'll look around pretending i've seen someone i know, and shuffle off.

I call that "The Sidewinder".


I also like that moment when you see someone you vaguely know coming towards you in a very restricted space like a corridor and you can tell they recognise you with a flicker of their eye but they look away or ferociously stare ahead and you end up doing the same for some reason and there is a point when you are a couple of feet away from each other that peripheral vision means the entire enterprise is clearly insane and doomed.

That is a "Nob Joust"


When one or in very special cases both of you decide at that last minute to break the embargo and pretend you 'just' came out of a trance and recognise the other with a massive theatrical greeting...

That is a "Toss Meet"

Sherrers wrote:

Broadhead wrote:I'll turn and try and talk to someone, then do that nervous smile where you raise your eyebrows as they have ignored me. Then i'll look around pretending i've seen someone i know, and shuffle off.

I call that "The Sidewinder".


I also like that moment when you see someone you vaguely know coming towards you in a very restricted space like a corridor and you can tell they recognise you with a flicker of their eye but they look away or ferociously stare ahead and you end up doing the same for some reason and there is a point when you are a couple of feet away from each other that peripheral vision means the entire enterprise is clearly insane and doomed.

That is a "Nob Joust"


When one or in very special cases both of you decide at that last minute to break the embargo and pretend you 'just' came out of a trance and recognise the other with a massive theatrical greeting...

That is a "Toss Meet"

'Toss meet'

Water. All over me keyboard.

When you are in a place like the smoking area of a nightclub or on the stairs in a houseparty and you are boxed in by 4 enthusiastic people half your age talking about facebook or iPhones and they are so off their faces they can't tell how boring they are being or when to allow one of the other 3 to speak or indeed recognise the look of pain and despair on my face which means I want to die...

This is being 'Quadra-Monged' or 'Caught in The Cross-Tit'

Sherrers wrote:When you are in a place like the smoking area of a nightclub or on the stairs in a houseparty and you are boxed in by 4 enthusiastic people half your age talking about facebook or iPhones and they are so off their faces they can't tell how boring they are being or when to allow one of the other 3 to speak or indeed recognise the look of pain and despair on my face which means I want to die...

This is being 'Quadra-Monged' or 'Caught in The Cross-Tit'

Good game goood game!

When you are in the middle of a proper shit-storm with 2 people losing their rag and you can't just walk away because it will make things worse but the two people see you as switzerland but don't want to hear anything you have to say so all you can do is look back and forth but not linger too long on either face to show any favouritism....

That's "Melt-Down Tennis"

ooh I like the new game!


I am not clever enough to play today though

I'm home, it's sunny and the tunes are plentyfull

Shhh_ift was a great party (especially outside) and top value at a fiver in.

Drank a little (ie a shitload) too much yesterday though, so I aint feeling too clever right now

I'll second that,great atmosphere especially outside,was good to see everyone.....including grandpa broadhead!

T'was a good weekend.

It's all about the football for me for the next few weekends.

Maybe we'll be notified next time of these events?

That would be nice. Maybe even an invite?



*teeny tiny violin plays...*