Weekend Plans. What You Doing?

I like the cut of your jib sir

bigdaddy wrote:Got the weekend completely the wrong way around.

Went to Berlin. Stayed fairly sober.

Came back to London for Sunday. Went out with gays for a Sunday afternoon lunch, came home incoherently drunk and sweating.

FAIL.

That's ok Big D just make sure you do it properly next time

friday - round my mates for birthday celebrations, and take cheesecake round

sat - haircut, meet friends from home, go to a mates night that hes putting on in a cage fighting gym (music based)

sun - bed and try and get up for dinner time to have a roast with friends

You love cheesecake dont ya?

Friday - See Mrs Bish off on her hen weekend to Edinburgh. (god help the Scottish). Finish work sit on sofa naked and drink beer and fart loudly then visit pub for a few and have a steady night.

Saturday - eat breakfast on sofa naked and fart loudly. Get ready hopefully pick my Dad (who is very much improved thank god) up from home and take him to watch me play football.(that experience may cause a relapse) finish football go to the pub and meet the rest of the chaps who's other halves are away and be merry. Party at Dozy Rascals.

Sunday - Hate myself, eat breakfast on sofa naked and then pick Mrs Bish up, head to pub to celebrate her return.

Boozy weekend.

i make a good cheesecake, and its in demand

good news about your dad mate

any particular flavour?

Yeah thanks alot.

any flavour mate

Need I say....

Bishop wrote:You love cheesecake dont ya?

Friday - See Mrs Bish off on her hen weekend to Edinburgh. (god help the Scottish). Finish work sit on sofa naked and drink beer and fart loudly then visit pub for a few and have a steady night.

Saturday - eat breakfast on sofa naked and fart loudly. Get ready hopefully pick my Dad (who is very much improved thank god) up from home and take him to watch me play football.(that experience may cause a relapse) finish football go to the pub and meet the rest of the chaps who's other halves are away and be merry. Party at Dozy Rascals.

Sunday - Hate myself, eat breakfast on sofa naked and then pick Mrs Bish up, head to pub to celebrate her return.

Boozy weekend.

I get to do that all the time! with added nakedness.

Just cranged my knee!

It hurts

Here,s my Buckfast poem


2 buck the trend i,ll send this ode

and bequest a substance unique and bold

a fiery brew with lots clout,2 be drunk with caution there is no doubt

but fear not dear friend,be strong and willing

and embrace the power of the monks distilling

for i have travelled long and far

but nothing has touched this sacred ja

sweet to the taste this golden spirit

such fun awaits to those that sip it

but caution is a must and be prepared theres trouble

for confidence exudes

bravery doth double

and you will fall so far from grace

just because you tried and didth taste

so i.ll end this ode and live to tell

about the drink from the abbey that we all know well

so raise a glass

one more and be lucky

and remember my friend



dont fear the buckie!!!!!

Top drink!

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

Bishop wrote:You love cheesecake dont ya?

Friday - See Mrs Bish off on her hen weekend to Edinburgh. (god help the Scottish). Finish work sit on sofa naked and drink beer and fart loudly then visit pub for a few and have a steady night.

Saturday - eat breakfast on sofa naked and fart loudly. Get ready hopefully pick my Dad (who is very much improved thank god) up from home and take him to watch me play football.(that experience may cause a relapse) finish football go to the pub and meet the rest of the chaps who's other halves are away and be merry. Party at Dozy Rascals.

Sunday - Hate myself, eat breakfast on sofa naked and then pick Mrs Bish up, head to pub to celebrate her return.

Boozy weekend.

I get to do that all the time! with added nakedness.

Excellent. I am naked posting this.

Crang - brilliant drunken posting.

I have awoken from my drunken slumber

Worthless

yet somehow proud of my innings!

My black ponyskin desert boots are still looking cool

i would post a photo

maybe

at some point

Well one thing is certain. Crang took the thread title literally.

It was like being there.

Sherrers wrote:Well one thing is certain. Crang took the thread title literally.

It was like being there.

Thankyou

Good night

I am still up and shocked that blyth can be a 24hr city.

Sherrers wrote:Well one thing is certain. Crang took the thread title literally.

It was like being there.

Sounds a right rompus affair!

Bishop wrote:I am still up and shocked that blyth can be a 24hr city.

and lo! he doth miss monday

I'm going to be spending the whole of this week dead, for tax reasons.

Token Bird wrote:

Bishop wrote:I am still up and shocked that blyth can be a 24hr city.

and lo! he doth miss monday

Afternoon.

Monday was missed due to a very bad back, meaning that i spent all day yesterday on my living room floor. I have dragged my sorry self into work today, although i now fear that was a bad mistake.

sue them!!

Ive sent myself a threatening letter.

don't go to ilkley with a bad back. everything is fucking uphill!

Bishop wrote:

Roger's chariot...

I wish.

I have a renault clio.

One of these is mortally embarrassing to drive