FILM REVIEWS WITH DAVE CLARKE

I watched Vertigo at the weekend. Never seen it before but very impressed.

Paranormal Activity....scared the hell outta me over the weekend...

Son of Nod wrote:Paranormal Activity....scared the hell outta me over the weekend...

What like your bed started flying around and things fell out of cupboards?


What has that got to do with films?

Sherrers wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:Paranormal Activity....scared the hell outta me over the weekend...

What like your bed started flying around and things fell out of cupboards?


What has that got to do with films?

every nite experience at nodville....

Sherrers wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:Paranormal Activity....scared the hell outta me over the weekend...

What like your bed started flying around and things fell out of cupboards?


What has that got to do with films?

you don't know it's a film do you?

spotted! I can tell too

Jonny Boy wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:Paranormal Activity....scared the hell outta me over the weekend...

What like your bed started flying around and things fell out of cupboards?


What has that got to do with films?

you don't know it's a film do you?

Busted.

Has anyone seen both that and The Fourth Kind?

The Fourth Kind actually had me going for the 1st half of it. If Paranormal Activity is scarier in someone's opinion I will defo get it. I have not been scared all the way through a film since the Exorcist.



also



Don't waste any money on "2012". it is rubbish.

Spend it on "The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus"

It's a bit like Terry Gilliam was given a big budget for once and spunked it on remaking all the themes of his previous films but with all the narrative removed.

That doesn't sound good (it's not his best) but Gilliam at his worst shits on most filmakers from a great height.

Probably from a victorian bloomered cartoon bum in a balloon.

It's a bit like he remade Baron Munchausen but in the absence of using a traditional character and story.

Anyway... brilliant bonkers. See it.

Sherrers wrote:Has anyone seen both that and The Fourth Kind?

The Fourth Kind actually had me going for the 1st half of it. If Paranormal Activity is scarier in someone's opinion I will defo get it. I have not been scared all the way through a film since the Exorcist.

Yeah but you were 8 when Close Encounters came out. And you were Catholic at the time of the Exorcist.








IN HELL! Yes, I know, but don't SAY THAT ABOUT MY MOTHER.

bunny and the bull thats just been released, is well worth a watch

Sherrers wrote:

Jonny Boy wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:Paranormal Activity....scared the hell outta me over the weekend...

What like your bed started flying around and things fell out of cupboards?


What has that got to do with films?

you don't know it's a film do you?

Busted.

Has anyone seen both that and The Fourth Kind?

The Fourth Kind actually had me going for the 1st half of it. If Paranormal Activity is scarier in someone's opinion I will defo get it. I have not been scared all the way through a film since the Exorcist.



also



Don't waste any money on "2012". it is rubbish.

Spend it on "The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus"

It's a bit like Terry Gilliam was given a big budget for once and spunked it on remaking all the themes of his previous films but with all the narrative removed.

That doesn't sound good (it's not his best) but Gilliam at his worst shits on most filmakers from a great height.

Probably from a victorian bloomered cartoon bum in a balloon.

It's a bit like he remade Baron Munchausen but in the absence of using a traditional character and story.

Anyway... brilliant bonkers. See it.

seen them both...both very good films. I do fancy the Dr Parnassus film..the ending of Paranormal Activity got me the most.

bigdaddy wrote: And you were Catholic at the time of the Exorcist..

You don't get to stop being one unless you are excommunicated. Even death doesn't help.

Son of Nod wrote:seen them both...both very good films. I do fancy the Dr Parnassus film..the ending of Paranormal Activity got me the most.

So P.A is more of a scare than The 4th?

Sherrers wrote:
You don't get to stop being one unless you are excommunicated. Even death doesn't help.

I've done a pretty good job...

Jesus hasn't given up on you though Ady.

I mean... look how well things have been going for you.


Accident?

I don't think so.

Sherrers wrote:I mean... look how well things have been going for you.

I had the week from hell the other week. If this Jesus dude you talk of had owt to do with it I'll find him and nut him...

shAdy wrote:

Sherrers wrote:I mean... look how well things have been going for you.

I had the week from hell the other week. If this Jesus dude you talk of had owt to do with it I'll find him and nut him...

We understand that he wants you for a sunbeam, Ady - ah, but which sunbeam...

Sherrers wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:seen them both...both very good films. I do fancy the Dr Parnassus film..the ending of Paranormal Activity got me the most.

So P.A is more of a scare than The 4th?

I thought it was, not much more imo. Tipped the scales when P.A ended, the original ending...

One of my favourite movies from last year:

http://www.lettherightoneinmovie.com/

So haunting, absolutely stunning visually and sad as fuck.


Kind of watching a strange mixture of Lilja 4-Ever vs. True Blood.

mr.a wrote:One of my favourite movies from last year:

http://www.lettherightoneinmovie.com/

So haunting, absolutely stunning visually and sad as fuck.


Kind of watching a strange mixture of Lilja 4-Ever vs. True Blood.

Just checked this out on imdb, looks pretty cool. Ordered from play.com for a fiver. Result!

Hollywood are remaking that, so thats another film ruined

That reminds me. I heard they're remaking Nightmare on Elm St. Bullshit I say.

Watched The Fourth Kind on recommendation from here. I liked it - probs more than Para Act. Ta.

MarkD77 wrote:That reminds me. I heard they're remaking Nightmare on Elm St. Bullshit I say.

Have I told the "That's Murray G*****t!" Nightmare on Elm St story yet?

bigdaddy wrote:

MarkD77 wrote:That reminds me. I heard they're remaking Nightmare on Elm St. Bullshit I say.

Have I told the "That's Murray G*****t!" Nightmare on Elm St story yet?

Nope, go for it.

mr.a wrote:One of my favourite movies from last year:

http://www.lettherightoneinmovie.com/

So haunting, absolutely stunning visually and sad as fuck.


Kind of watching a strange mixture of Lilja 4-Ever vs. True Blood.

Best Vampire film ever. Fact.

OK - this is one of those high school cruelty stories.

When I was at high school, I had a very geeky friend called Murray G.

One night, most of our year at school went to see one of the Nightmare on Elm Street sequels, the one that goes all dungeons and dragons, you know where they fight Freddy by turning into warriors or whatever.

The very geeky character onscreen declares "I'm a wizard!"

One of the wags in the audience shouts "I'm Murray G!"

The entire audience - more or less our entire school year - pauses, then shits itself laughing.

The poor kid. I swear this set his emotional development back about 5 years. He slunk out and couldn't show his face at school for months afterward.

I think being a 'Murray G' could run and run on this board.

Broadhead wrote:

I think being a 'Murray G' could run and run on this board.

Broadhead you Murray G.

So childish it's untrue, but still i pissed myself laughing (or if any teenagers are reading this on their celular contraptions, PMSL)