FILM REVIEWS WITH DAVE CLARKE

prentaghast wrote:Watched Four Lions yesterday. Really enjoyed it. As suggested earlier, the dialogue is great. If you like Chris Morris you will like this film.

ooh it did make me laugh at northerns. a lot. I had to have the subtitles on. It was worth it.

Al wrote:oh no I've gone and got the last series of 'Lost'.

The clue for my brain's activity and my physical whereabouts for a week are in the title.

Oh no. Me too.

If it doesn't resolve like a fucking symphony I will burn it and sue ABC for being shit.

I can't believe I'm going to say this so I'll put it as a question...

Has Ridley Scott made a shit film?

The answer is no. Unless you've seen Robin Hood. Which I tried to watch 4 times and fell asleep all 4 (to be fair it was a loooong weekend).

I finished it. It's fucking shit.

I'm flabbergasted.

Sherrers wrote:

Al wrote:oh no I've gone and got the last series of 'Lost'.

The clue for my brain's activity and my physical whereabouts for a week are in the title.

Oh no. Me too.

If it doesn't resolve like a fucking symphony I will burn it and sue ABC for being shit.

You know you're going to be massively disappointed.

Sherrers wrote:I can't believe I'm going to say this so I'll put it as a question...

Has Ridley Scott made a shit film?

The answer is no. Unless you've seen Robin Hood. Which I tried to watch 4 times and fell asleep all 4 (to be fair it was a loooong weekend).

I finished it. It's fucking shit.

I'm flabbergasted.

You know I had a bad feeling about it. Robin Hood? I mean... it's all a bit Rudolph Valentino and tights and... well it's just fictional!

Don't tell me it's bad. It's my day off and I was going to watch it later.

I don't believe you. He's never put a foot wrong. Not once.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

Sherrers wrote:I can't believe I'm going to say this so I'll put it as a question...

Has Ridley Scott made a shit film?

The answer is no. Unless you've seen Robin Hood. Which I tried to watch 4 times and fell asleep all 4 (to be fair it was a loooong weekend).

I finished it. It's fucking shit.

I'm flabbergasted.

You know I had a bad feeling about it. Robin Hood? I mean... it's all a bit Rudolph Valentino and tights and... well it's just fictional!

Don't tell me it's bad. It's my day off and I was going to watch it later.

I don't believe you. He's never put a foot wrong. Not once.

Do peers of the realm have days off?

MarkD77 wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

Al wrote:oh no I've gone and got the last series of 'Lost'.

The clue for my brain's activity and my physical whereabouts for a week are in the title.

Oh no. Me too.

If it doesn't resolve like a fucking symphony I will burn it and sue ABC for being shit.

You know you're going to be massively disappointed.

I was.

I don't believe what I am going to say but he was right... robin hood is total shit.



Is there anything on DVD worth getting??

Don't make me pay for Sky again! Don't.

I hold Al responisible.

I watched the Hangover at the weekend, This was okay and did raise the odd chuckle from me.

Also watched Stepbrothers which was hilarious, Will Ferrel can do no wrong as far as I'm concerned.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:I don't believe what I am going to say but he was right... robin hood is total shit.



Is there anything on DVD worth getting??

Don't make me pay for Sky again! Don't.

I hold Al responisible.

The Road is worth a watch (watched it last night) and 7 Days....(but it's French!!)

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

Sherrers wrote:I can't believe I'm going to say this so I'll put it as a question...

Has Ridley Scott made a shit film?

The answer is no. Unless you've seen Robin Hood. Which I tried to watch 4 times and fell asleep all 4 (to be fair it was a loooong weekend).

I finished it. It's fucking shit.

I'm flabbergasted.

You know I had a bad feeling about it. Robin Hood? I mean... it's all a bit Rudolph Valentino and tights and... well it's just fictional!

Don't tell me it's bad. It's my day off and I was going to watch it later.

I don't believe you. He's never put a foot wrong. Not once.

La la la la...I can't hear you!!!!

Oh, and the CMD made me watch 500 days of summer. 2 hours of my life gone forever.

Interesting chat with Michael Caine on the radio this morning, mostly about the Batman films. He revealed that Kevin Nolan is starting work on the next Batman movie in early 2011 which is good news.

MarkD77 wrote:Interesting chat with Michael Caine on the radio this morning, mostly about the Batman films. He revealed that Kevin Nolan is starting work on the next Batman movie in early 2011 which is good news.

that'll be amazing

but tim won't like it

I know they arent new, but I watched Top Gun and Event Horizon yesterday. I liked them both very much.

MarkD77 wrote:Interesting chat with Michael Caine on the radio this morning, mostly about the Batman films. He revealed that Kevin Nolan is starting work on the next Batman movie in early 2011 which is good news.

Do you mean Christopher Nolan? (I'm asking not to go pointyfinger, but because if there is someone else directing, I want to write a letter to my MP to demand a return of Dark Knight's direct in the strongest possible terms - like "you cake, get it right!".)

Bishop wrote:I know they arent new, but I watched Top Gun and Event Horizon yesterday. I liked them both very much.

Ooooooooooooooh....Event Horizon....'you won't need eyes where you're going....' Me likes!!!!!

And Topgun

bigdaddy wrote:

MarkD77 wrote:Interesting chat with Michael Caine on the radio this morning, mostly about the Batman films. He revealed that Kevin Nolan is starting work on the next Batman movie in early 2011 which is good news.

Do you mean Christopher Nolan? (I'm asking not to go pointyfinger, but because if there is someone else directing, I want to write a letter to my MP to demand a return of Dark Knight's direct in the strongest possible terms - like "you cake, get it right!".)

Yep, I did mean Christopher. Kevin is still plying his trade a Newcastle United and not directing billion pound blockbusters.

Might be in 3D as well

http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/613647/batman_3_warner_bros_to_force_christopher_nolan_to_make_it_in_3d.html

Giddy as fuck!

Bishop wrote:I know they arent new, but I watched Top Gun and Event Horizon yesterday. I liked them both very much.

Brutal.

I am already angry about any more Batman films and I don't think anything can cure me.

Lately :
Prince of Persia. Prince of Kak.
Lost : Fuck off!
Wolfman : Stupid.
Dexter 3 : Not bad.

Arn ; Knight Templar. Great! Nodule will love it.

Flash Forward. I think Wookie said it was good. It is. To begin with. I have a feeling of dread that accompanies all these ABC/HBO attempts to keep you watching adverts as long as possible.

th culture and film threads have gone dowmhill lately

Sherrers wrote:I am already angry about any more Batman films and I don't think anything can cure me.

Lately :
Prince of Persia. Prince of Kak.
Lost : Fuck off!
Wolfman : Stupid.
Dexter 3 : Not bad.

Arn ; Knight Templar. Great! Nodule will love it.

Flash Forward. I think Wookie said it was good. It is. To begin with. I have a feeling of dread that accompanies all these ABC/HBO attempts to keep you watching adverts as long as possible.

Nearly picked it up actually......will pick up fo shizzle!!

scarlet pimpernel wrote:th culture and film threads have gone dowmhill lately

Agreed.

Don't bloody moan about after being absent for months.

Do something about it then!

yeh sorry all, had a lo of work on.

Much-o enjoyed at the Temple of Nodule last night!!!!

Sherrers wrote:Don't bloody moan about after being absent for months.

Do something about it then!

Wolf Hall is still the best book of the last 10 years. If you're not read it, get on with it.

Anyone seen "Tamara Drew"? Looks like one for the ladies as men like to say

"Temple of Nod"