Token Bird's Grotto of Romance.....

Seeing as you made the mistake of telling us that you had a date yesterday, we now expect a full report as to how it went.

Yeah i know, slow day

ooo you cheeky northern monkey!

you'll be asking me how old I am next!

Just give us the facts Ma'am.

It's cos we love you and don't want to see you messing about with a Div.

Yeah, what Tim said.

(and i'd go for 36 )

spill it girl

Broadhead wrote:Yeah, what Tim said.

(and i'd go for 36 )

your a dead man

36!!

i'm catching up with yesterday's missed work i will report later


cheeky mob

I hope there was no touching of tuppences!!!

I'm not a tuppy toucher im a tuppy touchers son and i'm only touching tuppys 'til the tuppy toucher comes.

Broadhead wrote:I'm not a tuppy toucher im a tuppy touchers son and i'm only touching tuppys 'til the tuppy toucher comes.

Bahahahahahaha.

This update is taking a while lady. Lets not pretend you had that many emails yesterday in your absence

Come on, share the sordid details with us. Or i'll cut me ear off, you know, like that Picasso bloke whose photo's you went to look at yesterday.

That was Van Gogh you div

He cut his ear off cos he was hopelessly rubbish and couldn't even score with the village bike.

Picasso was something of a laaydeez man.

*wiggles brows*

I knew that, i was acting the Northern oik stereotype.

i have an A-Level in Art don't you know!

Broadhead wrote:I knew that, i was acting the Northern oik stereotype.

You are unusually good in that role.

did you give it up or what?

Token Bird wrote:

Broadhead wrote:I knew that, i was acting the Northern oik stereotype.

You are unusually good in that role.

I've found my calling

wish there was something funny to report but I was bored to death by the football, the boy and the gallery.

i may have to stick to drugs, dancing and getting groped.

You made us wait all day for that?

Frigging hell.

*thumbs through his well-read Jackie Collins*

That's what I said to him at the end.

weird

Trollop.

Token Bird wrote:That's what I said to him at the end.

weird

hahahaha!

tell them nothing girl

Nothing to tell sadly

See i thought you were a lez as well.

Yeah thats right, i had you down as a 36 year old lesbian. It's funny how wrong your perception of someone can be isn't it?

I guess it depends upon who I am avoiding Scott

It's ok, i would never go anywhere that you go.

But surely you both meet up in my head every day?

Do you make them do things?

*rubs thighs*

Silence voice number 6!

Al wrote:Do you make them do things?

*rubs thighs*

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