Token Bird's Grotto of Romance.....

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:I know exactly where I went wrong.

I used my personality.

And i know where i went wrong.

I used yours too

He's here all week!

And some weekends.

I do love a good dad gag.

you boyz

not a peep from Mr Petrol.

that could mean it went either way.

Sherrers wrote:not a peep from Mr Petrol.

that could mean it went either way.

It went ok. I'm really not sure the dating game is for me

It's rubbish. I have no idea what to wear do or say...

Sherrers wrote:It's rubbish. I have no idea what to wear do or say...

Yeah, i think that pretty much sums it up. Especially not knowing what to say!

So what was it this time?

It can't have been the clobber I had that totally covered.

I refuse to believe you are this rubbish Scott.

hopefully no news is good news

Sherrers wrote:It's rubbish. I have no idea what to wear do or say...

I found that just being yourself helps. Either likes you or not.

Son of Nod wrote:

Sherrers wrote:It's rubbish. I have no idea what to wear do or say...

I found that just being yourself helps. Either likes you or not.

Not

If I'm myself long enough I end up totally devoid of any people at all around me. Like pulling some sort of reverse-Zulu. There's an equation in there somewhere.

Nods tips

100 points for meaning well. Minus three thousand for bleedin obvious.

Who else are we going to be?

Barney Rubble?
Paul Daniels?
Fred Dinage?
The Cast of Cats?
Pope Innocent VIII?
Benny from Crossroads?

I'd like to see you go on a date as Lionel Blair. That would work I reckon.

I think a Dalek would be very romantic.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I'd like to see you go on a date as Lionel Blair. That would work I reckon.

What about Brian Blessed?

Son of Nod wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I'd like to see you go on a date as Lionel Blair. That would work I reckon.

What about Brian Blessed?

Too obvious. I think the change to twinkle toed coiffeured variety entertainer would be more removed from reality.

Sherrers wrote:If I'm myself long enough I end up totally devoid of any people at all around me. Like pulling some sort of reverse-Zulu. There's an equation in there somewhere.

Nods tips

100 points for meaning well. Minus three thousand for bleedin obvious.

Who else are we going to be?

Barney Rubble?
Paul Daniels?
Fred Dinage?
The Cast of Cats?
Pope Innocent VIII?
Benny from Crossroads?

Pope Innocent IX?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I'd like to see you go on a date as Lionel Blair. That would work I reckon.

What about Brian Blessed?

Too obvious. I think the change to twinkle toed coiffeured variety entertainer would be more removed from reality.

...and from heterosexuality.

I don't think you lot are much help at all.

Broadhead wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:

Sherrers wrote:It's rubbish. I have no idea what to wear do or say...

I found that just being yourself helps. Either likes you or not.

Not

Does that mean this time she pulled the cord on it?

Last time she was 'a bit loud'.

I really need to know.

Sherrers wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:

Sherrers wrote:It's rubbish. I have no idea what to wear do or say...

I found that just being yourself helps. Either likes you or not.

Not

Does that mean this time she pulled the cord on it?

Last time she was 'a bit loud'.

I really need to know.

She was nice enough, certainly not too loud at all, just really didn't seem to interested to be honest. Fair enough like, but i cannot be arsed trying that again.

So no lapdancing from the candidate this time?

Do you feel it was a studied nonchalance or just a dead look behind the eyes?

Sherrers wrote:So no lapdancing from the candidate this time?

Do you feel it was a studied nonchalance or just a dead look behind the eyes?

Defo no sexy dancing this time.

Not nonchalance, more an opinion that he's a bit of a dick and i can do much better. That's how it felt to me anyway.

Ouch, that's not a good vibe to be getting.

Was it a random or did you already know her?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Ouch, that's not a good vibe to be getting.

Was it a random or did you already know her?

Random. She had a very laid back demeanor about her anyway so it was hard to gauge anything from the whole thing. You live and learn.....not to waste your time on these things anymore.

shutting up the shop?

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:So no lapdancing from the candidate this time?

Do you feel it was a studied nonchalance or just a dead look behind the eyes?

Defo no sexy dancing this time.

Not nonchalance, more an opinion that he's a bit of a dick and i can do much better. That's how it felt to me anyway.

You went out with a man this time??

That's very metrosexual of you.

T.B wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:So no lapdancing from the candidate this time?

Do you feel it was a studied nonchalance or just a dead look behind the eyes?

Defo no sexy dancing this time.

Not nonchalance, more an opinion that he's a bit of a dick and i can do much better. That's how it felt to me anyway.

You went out with a man this time??

That's very metrosexual of you.

That was her (possibly correct) opinion.

Jnr DJ wrote:shutting up the shop?

my shop, yesterday ;

Broadhead wrote:

T.B wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:So no lapdancing from the candidate this time?

Do you feel it was a studied nonchalance or just a dead look behind the eyes?

Defo no sexy dancing this time.

Not nonchalance, more an opinion that he's a bit of a dick and i can do much better. That's how it felt to me anyway.

You went out with a man this time??

That's very metrosexual of you.

That was her (possibly correct) opinion.

Could it be said maybe she was a bit of a cool customer and all that was just in your head?