T.B's Vogue Ball

oh yeah yeah check out these bad boyeezz

today I mean to have them. yeah

I'm no shoe expert but I can see a certain progression in this thread.

some logical steps, if you will forgive the rather good pun

a har har

Token Bird wrote:oh yeah yeah check out these bad boyeezz

Gaucho!

I like.

A dual lady/man shoe that may still serve on deck or on the green in what remains of the summer...

Sherrers wrote:A dual lady/man shoe that may still serve on deck or on the green in what remains of the summer...

im sorry

but they are fucking horrible

there the kind that nurses wear on the wards

i'd rather cut my feet off with a lego brick, then go anywhere near them

wookie wrote:

Sherrers wrote:A dual lady/man shoe that may still serve on deck or on the green in what remains of the summer...

im sorry

but they are fucking horrible

there the kind that nurses wear on the wards

i'd rather cut my feet off with a lego brick, then go anywhere near them

Chefs wear them aswell.

what little chef's?

wookie wrote:what little chef's?

Depends what size shoe is in the picture.

if they are a size 3 then yes I would say they were a little chef, however if they are a size 10 then I would say fairly big chef. Now a size 16, you are getting into andre the giant size chefs there my friend.

could a big chef work at little chef?

or would that be false advertising?

wookie wrote:could a big chef work at little chef?

or would that be false advertising?

they would have to call it "any size chef"

wookie wrote:could a big chef work at little chef?

or would that be false advertising?

You see the size of chefs is all relative. Gordon Ramsey would not be considered a little chef, unless a giant came down a beanstalk, donned chefs whites and entered the kitchen.

Bishop wrote:

wookie wrote:could a big chef work at little chef?

or would that be false advertising?

they would have to call it "any size chef"

not as catchy as little chef

and you'd have to have a new logo as well

you idiots

Rrriot Guurl wrote:you idiots

They look like baby anteater heads



slightly.

Rrriot Guurl wrote:you idiots

fucking hell

crab claw feet

They look like something out of total recall.

i'd total recall them back to the shop

Don't think they'd look much cop after a few rounds in the toilets of a club.

wookie wrote:i'd total recall them back to the shop

that is so shit I laughed out loud.

you shoe fools

Here lies Alexander McQueen. He made shit shoes that people thought were good.

they're not trainers... they're not shoes.

i don't get it but I WANT

I'm just a poor fool but aren't they a bit clumpy?

Token Bird wrote:they're not trainers... they're not shoes.

i don't get it but I WANT

Are you blind? Or that bird out of N'Dubz. They are bloody awful either way.

I am neither young man. if you have a superior shoe I would very much like to see them.

They will work with black leggings.

Sherrers wrote:They will work with black leggings.

Good call!!! I love leggings.....on Mrs Nodule.

Yeah, leggings with some Adidas. That'll look cush innit.