Easter Sunday boat...

Pretty sure Tim is on the road now. He was when he came by my place earlier.

recommend you send a PM (private message) Sister, which means an email will be sent to him.

just an FYI tim did mention this boat thing is not a VVWI event

I googled it, might be wise to contact them direct ;

http://smugglers-run.com/contact.html

I've PM's them leave it to me. Thanks for the help fellas.

reports?

did our attempts to help the newbies bear fruit?

nah despite our best efforts no sign of the ladies on the boat. It was a good one. Usually when we do the boat (thus far) it is dark. Since the clocks changed we put out at sunset now, so ironically they missed a delightful tour of Manc as well as a cracking party.

I was well chuffed that we had some trannies on board for once. No ship's crew is complete without a couple of trannies.

Nice mix of people in general.

The Manc barge is one of my fave UK gigs. It's small, interesting and no one bothers to get involved that isn't a proper party person.

I've got to get to this. When is next one?

Jonny Boy wrote:I've got to get to this. When is next one?

Me 2 Jonny. Sounds superb.

Sister Midnight wrote:Any more for any more?

Ow do Sara! Big up da norf Landahn massiv .. or something equally erudite ..

Brilliant. We've got an Ilkley massive (both of them) and now a North London Massive. What's next? The Harrogate Hell's Angels? The Islington Brethren?

We've got the east london Go Team. It's all men, so we can do starjumps and all that complicated cheerleading.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Brilliant. We've got an Ilkley massive (both of them) and now a North London Massive. What's next? The Harrogate Hell's Angels? The Islington Brethren?

Actually Islington has quite a rough element down Essex Road way. Seriously.

Sherrers wrote:
Actually Islington has quite a rough element down Essex Road way. Seriously.

I blame that weird Get Stuffed shop, which never seems to be open ..

Ah! I'm excited now because I know that!

Carter and Sherrers took me there and said they would have me mounted when I pass on.

Sherrers always does a little rap about taxidermy when he passes it.

Apparently Carter knows the invisible chap who owns it.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Ah! I'm excited now because I know that!

Carter and Sherrers took me there and said they would have me mounted .

Sherrers always does a little rap about taxidermy when he passes it.

Apparently Carter knows the invisible chap who owns it.

Filthy animals.

funnily enough it is indeed FULL of filthy animals.

I used to live near there, and quite often on the way home from a long night out I'd be up for buying a stuffed giraffe head/neck for the flat .. luckily the place was always shut!

My mate just did a taxidermy course and returned with a stuffed squirrel - I guess you have to start somewhere ..

there must be a stuffed beaver gag in here somewhere.

or indeed an old unwanted cock gag




what does your taxidermy rap go like Tim?

"or indeed an old unwanted cock gag"



I resemble that remark.

Token Bird wrote:or indeed an old unwanted cock gag




what does your taxidermy rap go like Tim?

well it goes to the tune of "informer" by Snowboy.


Embalm...ah! you know mi like to stuff the body Ah-leaky-bum-bum yeah...


etc etc



funnier with the dance

You should get rog one of these.

There's just an arse to the right. A stand-alone stuffed antelope arse. Just the arse. Why just an arse?

hahahaha. Sorry Al cant help you on that one mate.

Al wrote:There's just an arse to the right. A stand-alone stuffed antelope arse. Just the arse. Why just an arse?

It has a nice tail attached.

MarkD77 wrote:It has a nice tail attached.

it used to have a nice antelope attached.

I'm loving Al's mystery antelope's arse.

Al wrote:There's just an arse to the right. A stand-alone stuffed antelope arse. Just the arse. Why just an arse?

It's just lower maintenance than having the whole antelope about the place I suppose.

shAdy wrote:

Al wrote:There's just an arse to the right. A stand-alone stuffed antelope arse. Just the arse. Why just an arse?

It's just lower maintenance than having the whole antelope about the place I suppose.

yeah but OF ALL the antelope bits?! I mean... why? Do you hang on the kitchen wall and push tea towels in it?

[quote=\"Sherrers\"]Do you hang on the kitchen wall and push tea towels in it?[/quote]

It could be something slightly more specialist than that mate...

hahahaha!

I know! what kind of weirdo cleanly separates an arse and puts it on display?