Broadhead Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:16 pm
I enjoyed the look on the girls face in the Sandwich shop this morning. She is extremely miserable at the best of times. A woman came in with a massive order, which pissed her off from the moment she started reeling off. This was the highlight of the conversation:
"i want sausage and mushrooms, toasted, with no bread as he's allergic to yeast"
"You what love?".
She repeated the order.
"So you want it toasted, but without bread?"
"Yes"
"We can't toast sandwich bags you know"
"Why?"
"Because they'll set on fire"
"Oh yeah. Not toasted then. Or in bread"
Cue rolling of eyes as she crossed it all out on the bag and started again.