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    Post  Sherrers Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:10 am

    Doylum.
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    Post  Bishop Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:27 am

    Fettle (to clean or make whoopie).

    Also some people use the saying coal house when describing an outside shed but prenoune it Coil House
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    Post  Sherrers Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:33 am

    Bishop wrote:Also some people use the saying coal house when describing an outside shed but prenoune it Coil House

    like The Queen?

    "Oim jest taking a woilk oit to the coil hoise.... for a wank"
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    Post  Bishop Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:45 am

    Sherrers wrote:
    Bishop wrote:Also some people use the saying coal house when describing an outside shed but prenoune it Coil House

    like The Queen?

    "Oim jest taking a woilk oit to the coil hoise.... for a wank"

    Yeah...exactly like

    But i was also thinking more like Dee Dah, a chap i know who is from sheffield who says coil house in his broad sheff accent and also prenounces school as scoil. Its most strange.
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    Post  Sherrers Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:50 am

    Ginnel.
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    Post  Bishop Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:48 pm

    Bray
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    Post  shAdy Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:39 pm

    I also love regional vowel sounds. My faves are from 'ull.

    'Bred kirk' is a belter.
    'Can of kirk' is too.

    Ginnel is a great word.
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    Post  RvZ Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:05 pm

    Billy Bobbins.


    As in "that was total Bobbins you turk." i.e not good
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    Post  scarlet pimpernel Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:14 pm

    Gannet


    as in yu are greedy as a gannet
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    Post  wookie Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:47 pm

    theres loads from back home

    mush/charva/gadgey - man
    bewer - woman
    glimmer - fire/ glimmers - glasses
    bairn - kid
    divvy/ding - see doyle/doylum
    hacky - dirty
    hoy - throw
    radge - to be in a mad mood, or you can use radgey when describing someone as in he's radgey
    clart - mud
    deeks - look at
    moy - kiss
    mingras/muskers - police
    monk - someone who is taking the piss out of people

    monking - to take the piss out of people/ looking for a fight i.e. he's monking himself

    cowie - general term for anything if you cant remember the word, as in i can't get this cowie to work, and can be used to describe a pill as well

    teacake - this is too describe a person who hails from great ayton, captain cook would of been a teacake

    slavver - talk to much, ie your slavvering on
    nixty bez - nothing
    yok - eye
    fams - hands
    plauts - feet
    ramy - disgusting
    slink - to be shifty, ie he's a slink
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    Post  shAdy Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:12 pm

    wookie wrote:theres loads from back home

    mush/charva/gadgey - man
    bewer - woman
    glimmer - fire/ glimmers - glasses
    bairn - kid
    divvy/ding - see doyle/doylum
    hacky - dirty
    hoy - throw
    radge - to be in a mad mood, or you can use radgey when describing someone as in he's radgey
    clart - mud
    deeks - look at
    moy - kiss
    mingras/muskers - police
    monk - someone who is taking the piss out of people

    monking - to take the piss out of people/ looking for a fight i.e. he's monking himself

    cowie - general term for anything if you cant remember the word, as in i can't get this cowie to work, and can be used to describe a pill as well

    teacake - this is too describe a person who hails from great ayton, captain cook would of been a teacake

    slavver - talk to much, ie your slavvering on
    nixty bez - nothing
    yok - eye
    fams - hands
    plauts - feet
    ramy - disgusting
    slink - to be shifty, ie he's a slink

    Wow - that's almost a 'teach yourself boro' guide.
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    Post  wookie Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:20 pm

    Boro have some of their own words for example

    nosh - can mean food or round boro means blow job

    and mooch - walking

    and some of the words i've put down are mainly used where i live, 10 miles away from boro in north yorkshire
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    Post  Sherrers Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:22 am

    Gubbins.
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    Post  Son of Nod Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:23 am

    You are sending me wick!
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    Post  Ben Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:55 am

    Barmpot
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    Post  bigdaddy Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:21 am

    A DJ friend, Tom Piper, was amused at the Amsterdam Dance Conf last week to find that "piper" means "blowjob" in Dutch.

    Though not as amused as some of the Dutch he was speaking to, boom, er, tish.
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    Post  Bishop Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:39 am

    Fish Cake - I do believe the contents of a fish cake change from region to region.

    A fish cake to me is mushed up fish and parsley.

    This again may need to be in the mundane thread. sorry.
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    Post  wookie Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:48 am

    Bishop wrote:Fish Cake - I do believe the contents of a fish cake change from region to region.

    A fish cake to me is mushed up fish and parsley.

    This again may need to be in the mundane thread. sorry.

    i prefer the ones that are

    some fish inbetween two slices of potato and covered in batter
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    Post  Sherrers Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:45 am

    Div.

    As in ;

    "how did you two Divs turn a thread about etymology and philology into one about fucking fish cakes?"

    Shocked
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    Post  Sherrers Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:48 am

    bigdaddy wrote:A DJ friend, Tom Piper, was amused at the Amsterdam Dance Conf last week to find that "piper" means "blowjob" in Dutch.

    Though not as amused as some of the Dutch he was speaking to, boom, er, tish.


    Tiesto is spanish for Plantpot.


    Always makes me laugh when I see a huge poster for him in Ibiza.


    Live. Tonight. Privilege.

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    Post  wookie Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:38 am

    Sherrers wrote:Div.

    As in ;

    "how did you two Divs turn a thread about etymology and philology into one about fucking fish cakes?"

    Shocked

    if i may answer this one on behalf of myself and the right hon bishop

    in summary were ace thats how

    case closed
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:29 am

    Piffle

    Codswallop

    Poppycock

    and I am really into

    Streuth!

    but you say it;

    Steeeerrroooooth.

    like that, see
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    Post  Sherrers Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:15 am

    Yeah but you say words that are strictly onomatopoeic . You are the only barely living thing on the planet that says out loud words that exist only in the Beano.

    e.g

    (and you say "e.g" out loud too!)

    "Gasp".
    It's an exclamation, an inhalation of breath, you don't actually say the word.

    "Erk".
    Strictly Beano.

    "Gosh"
    Has anyone in history actually said this word in everyday conversation?

    "Egad"
    Turns you immediately into Wile .E. Coyote



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    Post  Bishop Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:39 pm

    wookie wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:Div.

    As in ;

    "how did you two Divs turn a thread about etymology and philology into one about fucking fish cakes?"

    Shocked

    if i may answer this one on behalf of myself and the right hon bishop

    in summary were ace thats how

    case closed

    I concur my learned friend. Very Happy
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    Post  Bishop Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:40 pm

    Sherrers wrote:Yeah but you say words that are strictly onomatopoeic . You are the only barely living thing on the planet that says out loud words that exist only in the Beano.

    e.g

    (and you say "e.g" out loud too!)

    "Gasp".
    It's an exclamation, an inhalation of breath, you don't actually say the word.

    "Erk".
    Strictly Beano.

    "Gosh"
    Has anyone in history actually said this word in everyday conversation?

    "Egad"
    Turns you immediately into Wile .E. Coyote



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    Post  Sherrers Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:08 pm

    In moments when he is gravitationally challenged he actually says ;

    "curses"

    or

    simply "CUNTS" at the top of his lungs.


    My fave Rogerism ever is he was a bit startled by something and said ;

    "great-webfooted-barking-bollocks!"


    ..which had me in bits for about a month.
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    Post  T.B Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:14 pm

    hahaha! I have to meet Roger.


    Mind you I'll be probably stood there hopping from foot to foot prodding him going "be funny mister!... now!"


    I have always enjoyed the Essexism ;

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    Post  Son of Nod Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:25 am

    What I want to know, is who was the very first person who swore at someone or something? And how did the other person know they were being sworn at?

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    Post  PW Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:55 am

    Sherrers wrote:
    bigdaddy wrote:A DJ friend, Tom Piper, was amused at the Amsterdam Dance Conf last week to find that "piper" means "blowjob" in Dutch.

    Though not as amused as some of the Dutch he was speaking to, boom, er, tish.


    Tiesto is spanish for Plantpot.


    Always makes me laugh when I see a huge poster for him in Ibiza.


    Live. Tonight. Privilege.

    PLANTPOT
    Ha,thats funny.PLANTPOT(EXCLUSIVE 3HR SET)

    60 euros
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    Post  Jnr DJ Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:34 pm

    Sherrers wrote:Live. Tonight. Privilege.

    PLANTPOT

    60 euros


    haha! it's the 60 euros at the bottom that cracked me up Very Happy

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