FORUM BALLS-UP PART III

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I'm so glad I had Monday off.

Here comes the official T-Ballz reportage on Saturdays events.

Broadhead and Bish moved the meeting point at the last minute without telling everyone, but luckily everyone (me, Bish, Broadhead, wookie, Shady, Matt and Jim) found their way to BRB. Typical balls up start

Had a good few in BRB before moving onto Whitelocks to meet Tim about 8pm (ETA was 6pm but the fact that the whole petrol crisis thing had eluded him for 2 days didn't help matters).

Whitelocks was a good chuckle with everyone in fine form (Ben also arrived at some point). Left Whitelocks sometime just before 11, swung past the smallest hotel room in Leeds, things started to go wrong, and ended up in Distrikt. Foz kindly asked me what I was drinking and I was promptly handed a bottle of Vodka, nice one.

Tim was well on form and played some ace music, the Clash and FSOL were highlights for me. Finished at 2am, had a nice little lock in for an hour then off to the opening night of 'The Garage'.

As usual, was astounded by Tim's ability to get a group of people into just about everywhere for free. I was absolutely ruined and talking in broken biscuits to anyone who would listen. We actually though Tim had left about 5am with some young Laydeez, but actually he Ben and Wookie had found their way into some back room. Between 6 and 7 I started to come round a bit. Unfortunately at the same time the Leeds sycophants had started to gather. Too many sweaty hugs for my liking so we bailed about 8am, leaving Tim, Ben and Wookie hard at it.

All in all a class balls up.

Sundays train journey home was awful, apparently I kept babbling about Balearic Crufts, the CMD had no idea what I was on about

T.B wrote:

people being a bit sensitive on blue tuesdays ?



don't be bonkers I know him better than most he's not even capable of being a perv.

louche? yes. that happens

i was joshing. i'm always joshing. if i was a boy i'd be called joshua.

T.B wrote:did bishop go?

and if so, did his clothes go also?

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

i am the exception to every rule

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

T.B wrote:did bishop go?

and if so, did his clothes go also?

Bish came and disappeared about 4am. He is taking the fatherhood thing very seriosuly and was the model of self discipline (along with Broadhead).

Although it might have been me who scared Bish away. I remember being sat on a couch with him at about 3:30am muttering 'I have never ever had to try so hard not to gurn, is it working?'

Ye Olde Rog wrote:actually now I think about it I went, missed everyone and have decided to come back on here.

disregard previous blitherings



i am the exception to every rule

T.B wrote:

people being a bit sensitive on blue tuesdays ?



don't be bonkers I know him better than most he's not even capable of being a perv.

louche? yes. that happens

i was joshing. i'm always joshing. if i was a boy i'd be called joshua.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

T.B wrote:did bishop go?

and if so, did his clothes go also?

Bish came and disappeared about 4am. He is taking the fatherhood thing very seriosuly and was the model of self discipline (along with Broadhead).

Although it might have been me who scared Bish away. I remember being sat on a couch with him at about 3:30am muttering 'I have never ever had to try so hard not to gurn, is it working?'

Jnr DJ wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

T.B wrote:did bishop go?

and if so, did his clothes go also?

Bish came and disappeared about 4am. He is taking the fatherhood thing very seriosuly and was the model of self discipline (along with Broadhead).

Although it might have been me who scared Bish away. I remember being sat on a couch with him at about 3:30am muttering 'I have never ever had to try so hard not to gurn, is it working?'

I would imagine being in the company of such nutbags scott, shady and bish should get some sort of temperance award.

Jnr DJ wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

T.B wrote:did bishop go?

and if so, did his clothes go also?

Bish came and disappeared about 4am. He is taking the fatherhood thing very seriosuly and was the model of self discipline (along with Broadhead).

Although it might have been me who scared Bish away. I remember being sat on a couch with him at about 3:30am muttering 'I have never ever had to try so hard not to gurn, is it working?'

I would imagine being in the company of such nutbags scott, shady and bish should get some sort of temperance award.

Fandango Widewheels wrote: 'I have never ever had to try so hard not to gurn, is it working?'

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

Jnr DJ wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

T.B wrote:did bishop go?

and if so, did his clothes go also?

Bish came and disappeared about 4am. He is taking the fatherhood thing very seriosuly and was the model of self discipline (along with Broadhead).

Although it might have been me who scared Bish away. I remember being sat on a couch with him at about 3:30am muttering 'I have never ever had to try so hard not to gurn, is it working?'

I would imagine being in the company of such nutbags scott, shady and bish should get some sort of temperance award.

I went out for about 30 seconds, I should win that gong

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

Jnr DJ wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

T.B wrote:did bishop go?

and if so, did his clothes go also?

Bish came and disappeared about 4am. He is taking the fatherhood thing very seriosuly and was the model of self discipline (along with Broadhead).

Although it might have been me who scared Bish away. I remember being sat on a couch with him at about 3:30am muttering 'I have never ever had to try so hard not to gurn, is it working?'

I would imagine being in the company of such nutbags scott, shady and bish should get some sort of temperance award.

I went out for about 30 seconds, I should win that gong

You get the 'Gone in 30 seconds' gong. Bish used to have that one, but Gem said 30 seconds was being generous

Jnr DJ wrote:ooh dear I just rang his nibs. he's not a well man!

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

wookie wrote:
he did he was like the man from del monte, don quixote and casanova all rolled into one

haha that spaniard I can accept

Broadhead wrote:
My only regret is not seeing these ladies/girls/females/broads. Somethings never change.

Rrriot Guurl wrote:are all the northernz real then?

Jnr DJ wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I'm so glad I had Monday off.

Here comes the official T-Ballz reportage on Saturdays events.

Broadhead and Bish moved the meeting point at the last minute without telling everyone, but luckily everyone (me, Bish, Broadhead, wookie, Shady, Matt and Jim) found their way to BRB. Typical balls up start

Had a good few in BRB before moving onto Whitelocks to meet Tim about 8pm (ETA was 6pm but the fact that the whole petrol crisis thing had eluded him for 2 days didn't help matters).

Whitelocks was a good chuckle with everyone in fine form (Ben also arrived at some point). Left Whitelocks sometime just before 11, swung past the smallest hotel room in Leeds, things started to go wrong, and ended up in Distrikt. Foz kindly asked me what I was drinking and I was promptly handed a bottle of Vodka, nice one.

Tim was well on form and played some ace music, the Clash and FSOL were highlights for me. Finished at 2am, had a nice little lock in for an hour then off to the opening night of 'The Garage'.

As usual, was astounded by Tim's ability to get a group of people into just about everywhere for free. I was absolutely ruined and talking in broken biscuits to anyone who would listen. We actually though Tim had left about 5am with some young Laydeez, but actually he Ben and Wookie had found their way into some back room. Between 6 and 7 I started to come round a bit. Unfortunately at the same time the Leeds sycophants had started to gather. Too many sweaty hugs for my liking so we bailed about 8am, leaving Tim, Ben and Wookie hard at it.

All in all a class balls up.

Sundays train journey home was awful, apparently I kept babbling about Balearic Crufts, the CMD had no idea what I was on about

*HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE*

Rrriot Guurl wrote:I'm actually genuinely interested in the north! what is going on!?

tanit wrote:

Rrriot Guurl wrote:I'm actually genuinely interested in the north! what is going on!?

northerners are hot stuff. southerners are limp biscuits