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Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
chins. cheeky bastard
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Sherrers wrote:
chins. cheeky bastard
sorry mate.
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
- Number of posts : 1633
Location : The 18th Century
he is fat again though
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
I have written COMET on my hand to remind me to look out for the McNaught comet which is meant to be visible in the night sky.
bigdaddy- Moderator
- Number of posts : 1233
Location : lost underwater city of shoreditch
The cleaner for our office building just told me that SOMEONE HAS BEEN STEALING THE TOILET PAPER FROM THE LAVS.
A mundane mystery. Who could solve such a thing but Wookie?
A mundane mystery. Who could solve such a thing but Wookie?
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
sherlock wookie
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
- Number of posts : 1633
Location : The 18th Century
Bishop wrote:I have written COMET on my hand to remind me to look out for the McNaught comet which is meant to be visible in the night sky.
I wrote CARPET WORLD on mine.
To remind me to discover a imaginary planet in the night sky.
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
- Number of posts : 1633
Location : The 18th Century
bigdaddy wrote:The cleaner for our office building just told me that SOMEONE HAS BEEN STEALING THE TOILET PAPER FROM THE LAVS.
Just say "really? not guilty...I'm gay love" and produce a twinkling diamante encrusted roll of 'personal'.
Then blame it on the french.
That's what I do.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
Ye Olde Rog wrote:he is fat again though
fuck off grandad, you think anything that is not a skeleton is fat you massive undead bastard
I am carrying a few more than usual though you are right
crang- vvw
- Number of posts : 687
Location : strong island southsea
I have consistently weighed 13 stone for 5 years
There is a hole in my sofa,i have lost the tv remote down it 3 times
The orchid i bought from waitrose has lasted longer than the ones i normally buy from the florists
The grass on the common is very bare this year,due to the students playing frizbee soccer on it during the winter
I managed to get a 0% credit card,it has saved me £30 a month
There are less tramps outside on the common than there were last summer
There is a hole in my sofa,i have lost the tv remote down it 3 times
The orchid i bought from waitrose has lasted longer than the ones i normally buy from the florists
The grass on the common is very bare this year,due to the students playing frizbee soccer on it during the winter
I managed to get a 0% credit card,it has saved me £30 a month
There are less tramps outside on the common than there were last summer
jim_kezzle- Moderator
- Number of posts : 575
Location : Leeds
crang wrote:I have consistently weighed 13 stone for 5 years
There is a hole in my sofa,i have lost the tv remote down it 3 times
The orchid i bought from waitrose has lasted longer than the ones i normally buy from the florists
The grass on the common is very bare this year,due to the students playing frizbee soccer on it during the winter
I managed to get a 0% credit card,it has saved me £30 a month
There are less tramps outside on the common than there were last summer
A sure sign of a cold winter!
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Bishop wrote:I have written COMET on my hand to remind me to look out for the McNaught comet which is meant to be visible in the night sky.
I forgot to look up.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
jim_kezzle wrote:crang wrote:I have consistently weighed 13 stone for 5 years
There is a hole in my sofa,i have lost the tv remote down it 3 times
The orchid i bought from waitrose has lasted longer than the ones i normally buy from the florists
The grass on the common is very bare this year,due to the students playing frizbee soccer on it during the winter
I managed to get a 0% credit card,it has saved me £30 a month
There are less tramps outside on the common than there were last summer
A sure sign of a cold winter!
Or roger is having them killed if they don't do good in his back alley penalty scene..
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
- Number of posts : 1633
Location : The 18th Century
it's cheaper than the coliseum and less sandy
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
i have a spot on my forehead its massive, like mount krakatoa
i've lost the chip out of my bank card, so it doesn't work in the machines anymore, but fear not i've ordered a new one
i've lost the chip out of my bank card, so it doesn't work in the machines anymore, but fear not i've ordered a new one
bigdaddy- Moderator
- Number of posts : 1233
Location : lost underwater city of shoreditch
wookie wrote:i've lost the chip out of my bank card, so it doesn't work in the machines anymore, but fear not i've ordered a new one
MUNDANE: THE MOVIE. Conflict, resolution, and three acts as well.
T.B- Moderator
- Number of posts : 3939
Location : East London
wookie wrote:i have a spot on my forehead its massive, like mount krakatoa
are you turning into a unicorn?
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
i dont know, if i do i'll let you know
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
my yoghurt has leaked all over my trackies in my bag
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
Token Bird wrote:wookie wrote:i have a spot on my forehead its massive, like mount krakatoa
are you turning into a unicorn?
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
if i start shitting rainbows and glitter, i'll get worried
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
- Number of posts : 6539
Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°113
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:39 pm
wookie wrote:if i start shitting rainbows and glitter, i'll get worried
You could get a job with Disney on Ice.
That is ice the frozen water, not methamphetamine. Although I know which one I'd like to see.
Jonny Boy- vvwi
- Number of posts : 753
Location : Headingley, Leeds, West Yorkshire, 'OWZAT!
bigdaddy- Moderator
- Number of posts : 1233
Location : lost underwater city of shoreditch
Sherrers wrote:Token Bird wrote:wookie wrote:i have a spot on my forehead its massive, like mount krakatoa
are you turning into a unicorn?
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
My postman has now taken to putting as much junk mail through my letter box as he can manage. He also knocked on my window the other day and shouted to me that he coudlnt fit the letter he had through my letterbox. Having said i would come out and get it, he screwed it up and pushed it through and rode off with two fingers in the air.
I managed to not have a poo all weekend thus avoiding the festival toilets.
I have made a decision to no longer get naked when out in public.
I managed to not have a poo all weekend thus avoiding the festival toilets.
I have made a decision to no longer get naked when out in public.
RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
Bishop wrote:
I have made a decision to no longer get naked when out in public.
wasn't that decision already made for you? by the police and judicial system?
I know you are a lawyer and all that but...
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
i've just had some reggae reggae peanuts and cashew nuts, there wasnt any thing particularly reggae about them
Son of Nod- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4046
Location : In a Box
wookie wrote:i've just had some reggae reggae peanuts and cashew nuts, there wasnt any thing particularly reggae about them
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
- Number of posts : 6539
Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°120
Re: Wookie's World of the Criminally Mundane
Fandango Widewheels Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:48 pm
wookie wrote:i've just had some reggae reggae peanuts and cashew nuts, there wasnt any thing particularly reggae about them
What were you expecting? A rendition of 'no woman no cry?'
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