TUMBLEWEED

you lot are well medieval

I do actually work you know.

fuck me i need a lie down after ACTION TUES

wot a rolla coaster

Sherrers wrote:I do actually work you know.

So do I. I don't have a bunch of forum elves who come up with all this drivel you know

Rrriot Guurl wrote:

you lot are well medieval

rog would take that as a compliment

I've had an idea!



look out!


we should have a gallery thread, with all the ace VVWI artwork.

We already do.


It's the first thread at the top of the page.

I'll have your stripes if you don't come up with something better!

I think you should re-name all the threads so it gives the impression that this forum has something to do with music.

Don't change the content though!

It's just a sort of comedy trojan horse thing.

Rrriot Guurl wrote:I think you should re-name all the threads so it gives the impression that this forum has something to do with music.

Don't change the content though!

It's just a sort of comedy trojan horse thing.

So like instead of the Greek army hiding out in a big wooden statue and then leaping out and murdering everything with legs they like wait til daytime and pop out and go "ooooooh, surprise!" And then the Trojans kill them.

Like a sort of Jeremy Beadle in sandals?

I quite like the idea though

Sherrers wrote:

Rrriot Guurl wrote:I think you should re-name all the threads so it gives the impression that this forum has something to do with music.

Don't change the content though!

It's just a sort of comedy trojan horse thing.

So like instead of the Greek army hiding out in a big wooden statue and then leaping out and murdering everything with legs they like wait til daytime and pop out and go "ooooooh, surprise!" And then the Trojans kill them.

Like a sort of Jeremy Beadle in sandals?

Only you could develop that inverse picture of a trojan horse. Made me laugh that did

me also

do you think people come on here and think we are serious? like we are doing our best to be dead cool and interesting but are totally rubbish?

I happen to know at least a couple of Faith types do. The same ones who think the whole board is a figment of timbo.

Seriously.

I suppose at first glance a lot of our musings could look really contrived. But once you settle in it soon becomes apparent how everything seems to flow. If I was trying to be cool my post count would drop by about 75%

I see the trojan horse is in effect then.....

I like it.

I think at first glance it's the opposite, we look like a bunch of dullards. Which is not a million miles away from the truth and therefore not contrived at all

Sherrers wrote:I think at first glance it's the opposite, we look like a bunch of dullards. Which is not a million miles away from the truth and therefore not contrived at all

I thought we were a bunch of dullards?

Tim, are we all dullards?

I wont be pleased if I find out we're not.

Rentaghost wrote:I wont be pleased if I find out we're not.

You have no choice number 3, Tim's imagination shall decree.

MarkD77 wrote:

Rentaghost wrote:I wont be pleased if I find out we're not.

You have no choice number 3, Tim's imagination shall decree.

Then I shall wait with bated breath to hear our fate. Dullards or not dullards?

Al wrote:I happen to know at least a couple of Faith types do. The same ones who think the whole board is a figment of timbo.

Seriously.

Everybody thinks their way is the only way.

There is a running in-joke here that things like Facebook status and Twitter are so mind grindingly dull we hope to out-bore them by a country mile. It's not hard for some of us

I do also understand why a lot of people don't hang around and it's a good thing in my book, the single young white men (and grumpy old HOUSE husbands) who like to dominate the internet (and anything else they can) with techniques such as :

Facts, and arguing about them in a circular motion.
"I know more about ; music/current affairs/culture/what's right/what's wrong/anything... than you do"
"There's no girls here so lets act permanently like we are all packed into a Golf GTI on a Saturday cruising around Mitcham shouting out the window"
"I wish I had a pair of trainers that cost more than my car"
"I've got 2 pairs, one just in case I ever take them out of the box and another pair just to annoy you"
"I'm a brilliant laptop DJ who just moved to Shoreditch, I won't promote myself but you know... come to my night if you fancy it"
"Here's my Soundcloud! sign me up, give me money and make me a star!"
Hating everything with a demented passion and having a special place to grow it in.
Cocoon and Dc10, Anything at all to do with them. I don't know why and I've never been to either! I'm 12... but I love them!
Basically preferring Facebook.



Did I miss anything out?

Rentaghost wrote:

MarkD77 wrote:

Rentaghost wrote:I wont be pleased if I find out we're not.

You have no choice number 3, Tim's imagination shall decree.

Then I shall wait with bated breath to hear our fate. Dullards or not dullards?

Actually we are Deliberate Dullards.

Which is better than being an unintentional bore.

Yeah, things were so much fucking better in 1988 so I'm going to stay there.

And if you weren't there you're a twat.

i dont know about you lot

but i'm cool

my mam says so

wookie wrote:i dont know about you lot

but i'm cool

my mam says so

That's what she tells you to make sure you wear your vest and mittens

i actually have some fingerless glove/mitten hybrids

wookie wrote:i actually have some fingerless glove/mitten hybrids

proper laugh out loud Wookie business first time in ages

You've gone mental timmy.

I like it.

Fags and Cigar tips with Smokin' Jo?

I like "Larry Levan's Weekend Plans"

Mainly cos they'd be loads of gear, cock and house music every weekend. Not just cos it rhymes.